1. Don't care about her feelings.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are lebih important than her.
4. She needs to get anda Makanan while anda sit and do whatever anda want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. perahu nelayan kecil, pukulan her keldai and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that anda Cinta her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. alih somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if she wants anda to.
14. Flirt with other girls while you're still in a relationship.
15. Fuck her Friends while you're still in a relationship.
16. She wants something? She's never allowed to get it. You're the leader in the relationship after all.
17. Cling on to her and do whatever with her whenever anda want.
18. Size matters. Break up with her if anda find a girl with bigger breasts.
19. Birthday presents? Lil' Wayne and Pitbull's lyrics are great inspirations for a poem. Make it short.
20. Force her to run away with anda whether she wants to atau not.
Side note: I wanted to spoof "100 Rules of a Gentleman". I did 20 because I'm lazy. This was meant as that and nothing else. I do not support this behavior at all. I'm sorry if anda have been offended, but this is all just pure satire.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are lebih important than her.
4. She needs to get anda Makanan while anda sit and do whatever anda want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. perahu nelayan kecil, pukulan her keldai and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that anda Cinta her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. alih somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if she wants anda to.
14. Flirt with other girls while you're still in a relationship.
15. Fuck her Friends while you're still in a relationship.
16. She wants something? She's never allowed to get it. You're the leader in the relationship after all.
17. Cling on to her and do whatever with her whenever anda want.
18. Size matters. Break up with her if anda find a girl with bigger breasts.
19. Birthday presents? Lil' Wayne and Pitbull's lyrics are great inspirations for a poem. Make it short.
20. Force her to run away with anda whether she wants to atau not.
Side note: I wanted to spoof "100 Rules of a Gentleman". I did 20 because I'm lazy. This was meant as that and nothing else. I do not support this behavior at all. I'm sorry if anda have been offended, but this is all just pure satire.
So open up your iTunes atau Muzik player and put it on shuffle! Let it play and for everysong.. It makes a life story!!
1. Waking up song..........
2. Going to school song.......
3. Seeing a boy/girl anda like song......
4. Enemy song.......
5. hari song.........
6. Going to sleep song...
7. Friend song.......
8. Fight song.....
9. Hook up song.......
10. Cinta song.....
11. Break up song.......
12. Make up song......
13. Wedding song...
14. Honeymoonsong.....
15. Baby song......
16. Family song.....
17. Death song.......
18. Funeral dong
1. Waking up song..........
2. Going to school song.......
3. Seeing a boy/girl anda like song......
4. Enemy song.......
5. hari song.........
6. Going to sleep song...
7. Friend song.......
8. Fight song.....
9. Hook up song.......
10. Cinta song.....
11. Break up song.......
12. Make up song......
13. Wedding song...
14. Honeymoonsong.....
15. Baby song......
16. Family song.....
17. Death song.......
18. Funeral dong
Questions:
Do anda think Eggs are disgusting?
Are Anjing cute?
Do anda fish?
Are anda at the age where anda can drink?
Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?
Do anda have a boyfriend atau girlfriend?
Do anda know who Hayley Steele is?
Have anda ever watched Good Luck Charlie?
Ever taken a sponge bath?
Do anda have your ears pierced?
Ever broken your butt?
teh is…?
Ever READ Twilight Saga?
Ever burnt Chocolate in the microwave?
Ever wanted to die before?
Any siblings?
Chocolate Pie is Gross?
Do anda have a cat?
Do anda have a dog?
Have anda ever had a baby?
Are anda father atau a mother atau nothing?
Do anda write stories?
Your best friend’s name is…?
If anda had a catch phrase what would it be?
kegemaran singer?
Is Robert Pattinson hot atau what?
Yes atau No?
Black atau White?
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Random....Questions:Moolah(your name)
Do anda think Eggs are disgusting?
Are Anjing cute?
Do anda fish?
Are anda at the age where anda can drink?
Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?
Do anda have a boyfriend atau girlfriend?
Do anda know who Hayley Steele is?
Have anda ever watched Good Luck Charlie?
Ever taken a sponge bath?
Do anda have your ears pierced?
Ever broken your butt?
teh is…?
Ever READ Twilight Saga?
Ever burnt Chocolate in the microwave?
Ever wanted to die before?
Any siblings?
Chocolate Pie is Gross?
Do anda have a cat?
Do anda have a dog?
Have anda ever had a baby?
Are anda father atau a mother atau nothing?
Do anda write stories?
Your best friend’s name is…?
If anda had a catch phrase what would it be?
kegemaran singer?
Is Robert Pattinson hot atau what?
Yes atau No?
Black atau White?
How to post jawapan with soalan Title:
For example:
Random....Questions:Moolah(your name)