Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.
If anda consider it a sport to gather your Makanan sejak drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all hari hoping that the Makanan will swim by, anda might live in Michigan .
If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each tahun because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, anda might live in Michigan .
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through April, anda might live in Michigan .
If anda instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, anda might live in Michigan .
If someone in a store offers anda assistance, and they don't work there, anda might live in Michigan .
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, anda might live in Michigan ..
If anda have worn shorts and a kot at the same time, anda might live in Michigan .
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, anda might live in Michigan .
If anda have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, anda might live in Michigan .
Part 2 - anda know you're a true MICHIGANIAN/ MICHIGANDER when
1. "Vacation" means going up north on I-75.
2. anda measure distance in hours.
3. anda know several people who have hit a deer lebih than once.
4. anda often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
5. anda can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
6. anda see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).
7. anda install security lights on your house and garaj and leave both unlocked.
8. anda carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
9. anda Rekaan your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
11. anda know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
12. anda can identify a southern atau eastern accent.
13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer seterusnya to your blue spruce.
14. anda were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
15. Down South to anda means Ohio .
16. A brat is something anda eat.
17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole barn.
18. anda go out to a ikan fry every Friday.
19. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
20. anda have lebih miles on your snow blower than your car.
21. anda find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
22. anda drink pop and bake with soda.
23. Your doctor tells anda to drink Vernors and anda know it's not medicine.
24. anda can actually drink Vernors without coughing.
25. anda know what a Yooper is.
26. anda think owning a Honda is Un-American.
27. anda know that UP is a place, not a direction.
28. anda know it's possible to live in a thumb.
29. anda understand that when visiting Detroit , the best thing to wear is a Kevlar vest.
**I live in Michigan, so I can post this and feel good about it. =D Those of anda that don't live in Michigan (or a state even close to this, because Lord knows nothing is exactly like michigan), anda have no idea how true these are.
If anda consider it a sport to gather your Makanan sejak drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all hari hoping that the Makanan will swim by, anda might live in Michigan .
If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each tahun because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, anda might live in Michigan .
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through April, anda might live in Michigan .
If anda instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, anda might live in Michigan .
If someone in a store offers anda assistance, and they don't work there, anda might live in Michigan .
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, anda might live in Michigan ..
If anda have worn shorts and a kot at the same time, anda might live in Michigan .
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, anda might live in Michigan .
If anda have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, anda might live in Michigan .
Part 2 - anda know you're a true MICHIGANIAN/ MICHIGANDER when
1. "Vacation" means going up north on I-75.
2. anda measure distance in hours.
3. anda know several people who have hit a deer lebih than once.
4. anda often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
5. anda can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
6. anda see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).
7. anda install security lights on your house and garaj and leave both unlocked.
8. anda carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
9. anda Rekaan your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
11. anda know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
12. anda can identify a southern atau eastern accent.
13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer seterusnya to your blue spruce.
14. anda were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
15. Down South to anda means Ohio .
16. A brat is something anda eat.
17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole barn.
18. anda go out to a ikan fry every Friday.
19. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
20. anda have lebih miles on your snow blower than your car.
21. anda find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
22. anda drink pop and bake with soda.
23. Your doctor tells anda to drink Vernors and anda know it's not medicine.
24. anda can actually drink Vernors without coughing.
25. anda know what a Yooper is.
26. anda think owning a Honda is Un-American.
27. anda know that UP is a place, not a direction.
28. anda know it's possible to live in a thumb.
29. anda understand that when visiting Detroit , the best thing to wear is a Kevlar vest.
**I live in Michigan, so I can post this and feel good about it. =D Those of anda that don't live in Michigan (or a state even close to this, because Lord knows nothing is exactly like michigan), anda have no idea how true these are.