Rawak artikel-artikel | Original artikel-artikel on Fanpop

68

The 56 Worst Analogies from High School Papers

posted by moodystuff449

1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a bulatan that had its two sides gently compressed sejak a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...

6

41 Corny keldai jokes!!

posted by XxLalasaysxX

Here are my senarai of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let anda know now i got alot of these from the YouTube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything atau eating anything anda might spit it atau something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the penyapu late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...

8

Daddy.... It hurts. Please stop.

posted by vlad_todd_fan

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF anda DON'T PASS THIS ON anda DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All hari long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

2

Why Naruto is the best Anime ever!!!!

posted by Crazy_NarutoKid

1.The Characters are awesome

2.It can make anda laugh so hard

3.It can make anda cry like a baby

4.The fight scenes are epic

5.Theres blood

6.They swear

7.The storyline is really good

8.Theres Ninjas'!!

9.They have Sasuke(cool)

10.The weapons they use are so coool

11.The villians are so evil.

12.It makes anda wish anda lived in the Naruto world.

13.They have great opening and ending songs.

14.It makes anda think about it all the time

15.It teaches anda Naruto history

1

My Review of The Greatest Showman

posted by KataraLover

THIS IS A REPOST OF AN artikel THAT I ALREADY WROTE ON A DIFFERENT CLUB

This is a film that has been out for a while but I'm just now getting around to doing a full artikel review of it because I've been really busy, stressed, and emotionally drained for a while and all of that has been keeping me from reviewing it. This musical was a big deal when the trailers came out and when the movie finally came out for various reasons. It was Zac Efron's first musical movie since his days in High School Musical and Hairspray, it had freaking Hugh Jackman who always draws in a crowd, it was a brand new...

11

Ask Dr. Robotnik! Episode 2-IT'S ABOUT TIME.

posted by deathding

(Hello there! If you're new to this series, here's the basics. I take komen-komen asking soalan from the last episode and answer them in the seterusnya article, but with Robotnik! As a result you'll see some pretty funny stuff. XD Hope anda enjoy our saat episode of Ask Dr. Robotnik!)

(I apologize for the huge delay as well, so much happened with FNAF4 coming out and whatnot. I also got heavily addicted to an awesome online flash game named Dragon Ball Z Devolution. XD Again, sorry.)

And now.... Shout-outs to the people who dikomen in the last episode! And we have a LOT of them this time guys!...

3

Enrique Iglesias Tonight I'm Lovin anda Lyrics

posted by selenagomezfan7

ENRIQUE IGLESIAS

"Tonight (I'm Lovin' You)"
(feat. Ludacris & DJ Frank E)

I know anda want me
I made it obvious that I want anda too
So put it on me
Let's remove the angkasa between me and you
Now rock your body
Damn I like the way that anda move
So give it to me, oh oooohh...
Cause I already know what anda wanna do

Here's the situation
Been to every nation
Nobody's ever made me feel the way that anda do
You know my motivation
Given my reputation
Please excuse me I don't mean to be rude

But tonight I'm loving you
Oh anda know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh anda know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh anda know
That tonight...

The Weeknd - Blinding Lights (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

Yeah

I've been tryna call
I've been on my own for long enough
Maybe anda can tunjuk me how to love
Maybe

I'm goin' through withdrawals
You don't even have to do too much
You can turn me on with just a touch
Baby

I look around and
Sin City's cold and empty (Oh)
No one's around to judge me (Oh)
I can't see clearly when you're go-o-one

I said, oooooooh
I'm blinded sejak the lights
No, i can't sleep until i feel your touch
I said, oooooooh
I'm drowning in the night
Oh, when i'm like this,
you're the one i trust

Hey!
Hey!
Hey!

I'm running outta time
'Cause i can see the sun light up the sky
So i hit the road in overdrive
Baby

O-o-o-o-oh...

Let Me Tell anda About This Product

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hi, I'm Steven Ovonel, and I'm here to tell anda about an amazing product called Spamdex. Spamdex allows people to be harassed sejak many Rawak ads that pop up out of nowhere. We've also created hundreds of AI accounts that send messages to people about products atau apps that they don't want. They also create useless articles, post pointless comments, ruining people's hard work. Let's see what others have to say about Spamdex.

My name is Connor Noiles, and my review on HelluvaBoss was ruined sejak an idiot that telah diposkan a link to a game called Battleship Online. Why would anda do something like that?

---...

1

Another way of doing a Helluva Boss review..

posted by Canada24

Cody Leach

Let's take the "Cody Leach" approach and do the good, the mixed, and the bad..

When I say I have negatives I'm not saying they ruin the show, they are just complaints I have that i do feel I want to address..

THE GOOD:
* Let's just say it, Brandon Roger's keseluruhan prefamance. Not only is he his uaual hammy zany self. But he has a lot "they really can act" moments in the show's lebih serious scenes..
* The shows keseluruhan qulity. anda can tell Viv and the team puts a lot of money into it..
* anda can tell Viv was exploring a lot ideas for Hazbin in this series. From the Heaven episode, to the idea of...

105

A senarai of Sites anda Probably Should Avoid!

posted by want2watcheroes

I do think that anda probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add lebih to the senarai when I find lebih sites I think anda should probably avoid. So if anyone sends anda pautan to the following sites, anda have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad sejak the name of the Url but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS anda ARE A SICKO I ADVISE anda NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...

62

Cute Names to Call Your Girlfriend - bahagian, atas 20 senarai

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying atau you'll get some action faster than a pit lembu, lembu jantan on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all anda want even if she is the kind who will out chug anda in bir and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names anda never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...

31

Best Truth atau Dare soalan Ever To Ask

posted by sam71

Good truth atau dare Questions

Truth atau dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth atau dare questions, which will help anda to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream anda have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality atau feature anda would like to change about yourself?

Do anda have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend atau boyfriend's friend?

Do anda think your boyfriend is marriage material?...

489

99 Things Guys Look For in Girls

posted by CullenProperty

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys Cinta flirts.
3. A guy can like anda for a minute, and then forget anda afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are anda doing something?" atau "Have anda eaten already?" are the first usual soalan a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all hari but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...

252

100 Reasons why anda Cinta her

posted by Milorox18

1. I Cinta the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I Cinta the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I Cinta the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I Cinta the way anda look at me.

5. I Cinta how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I Cinta the way I can’t imagine a hari without anda in my life.

7. I Cinta the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I Cinta the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I Cinta the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I Cinta how I know you’ll always be there when I need anda to be.

11....

57

Cute Nicknames for Boyfriends - bahagian, atas 20 senarai

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, atau to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get anda in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly sejak giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the seterusnya family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - anda may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin topi, cap and feed him grapes when...

23

Here are some funny "Roses are red" poems?

posted by australia-101

DEMENTED POEMS

Ros are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

Ros are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

Ros are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And tunjuk me your tits

Ros make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And anda Cinta it up the shitter

Ros are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

Ros are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

Ros are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

Ros are shit
Violets are crap
tunjuk me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

Ros are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And menelan it down

Ros are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

347

41 ways to annoy your parents

posted by chowjoyi

41 ways to annoy your parents

1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If anda have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your Friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary Friends that anda ask their opinion of everything.

7. After anda have your bath, bungkus, balut a bath towel around anda and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...

7

My bahagian, atas 100 Most Handsome Men That Ever Lived

posted by KataraLover

I never thought I would be doing a senarai like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this senarai with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please komen but be polite. Also, always komen because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...

9

100 THINGS GOING THROUGH A CRAZY PERSON'S HEAD

posted by PsychadelicSkye

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers anda know.
12.Strangers anda don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to padam above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill...