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posted by MutantGenius
I once had a Fanpop friend. They found out I was thirteen and started anugerah lock yelling at me and immediately unfriended me. Am I the only one that sees something wrong with this?
And tumblr is a million times worse. They actually think that thirteen tahun olds drink and party and talk about sex. Oh sure, sometimes on the bus kids randomly yell out a certain part of the male anatomy, but that's because we're immature middle schoolers. And I'll have anda know NONE of my Friends are overflowing with make up. And the only locker room video taken was somebody fully dressed and doing a cartwheel in an otherwise empty locker room.
And on Fridays some kids go play paintball. Not watch porn. Honestly. Maybe anda just live in a shitty neighborhood.
Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell anda all these: What dates & Why anda don't want your birthday on these days.

1- New Year's hari
You don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday atau the new year.

2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, anda know how if anda see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why anda ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would anda want to celebrate it today?

4-April Fool's Day
You get pranked on your own birthday. What...
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posted by snusnu13
It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. The light breeze was making the leaves of the trees rustle lightly and the birds were chirping their afternoon songs. In a small yard there lay a dog on the soft, green grass. This dog was brown and white patched, and had light green eyes. She had no ears, as they were cut off when she was a puppy, but her ear canal remained, so she could still hear.

As the dog chewed on her bone, a teenage girl stepped into the backyard. The dog looked up and saw her 14 tahun old owner, Sally. Sally had tanned skin, with dark brown hair tied into a ponytail, a triangular...
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1. anda fall down the stairs.

2. A pokok falls down on you.

3. A llama spits in your face.

4. anda eat i poisioned cookie.

5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.

6. anda are making out with a person and then anda trow up in their mouth
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7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.

8. Your bantal gets a face and bites anda head off.

9. Your dog stands up and says I hate anda and then runs away.

10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, anda get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that anda are going to die, then anda die.

11. When anda are dieing your crush says that...
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1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying Rawak things until u cry laughing
5. continue Membaca this
6. Walk up to siblings and say Rawak things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on Facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on Google look up jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add Rawak people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
Are anda addicted? Are anda a super fan? Are anda just a person who likes being enthusiastic about things? Are anda on Fanpop too much?

1. anda see something anda like, and think Oh, I want to peminat that club!

2. anda start shipping people anda know atau see.

3. anda hear something awesome and immediately look for the Best Answer button.

4. anda hear something awesome and immediately want to go on Fanpop and change your motto.

5. anda hear something and anda want to komen on it.

6. anda have great ideas of something anda should post on Fanpop at completely Rawak times of day.

7. anda get a new kegemaran and HAVE to...
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posted by kitkat709477
"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will anda marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no lebih kacang, kacang tanah butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and anda have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea...
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okay, on my 5 completely Rawak things to do...

5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as anda can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as anda can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)

i recommend anda try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
posted by 3nala
3nala said:
"Yo whazzup mah homiehs?"

{screams something incoherent about peanut butter}

"I like waffles with peanut butter."

{is bored}



{screams something incoherent about dynamite and bananas}

"Oh well..."

{screams something completely incoherent}

"Ooh look at teh pretty birdses..."



{starts humming to the tune of 'U Can't Touch This'}

{Stares down a digital picture of GIR, then screams something incoherent about tacos}

"How did pig tracks get on the ceiling?"

{sings 'Spider-Pig'}

{Screams something incoherent about exploding squirrels}

"I told the man I was innocent, but the gun in my...
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Don't cheat! :) DO NOT CHEAT atau IT WON'T WORK AND anda WILL WISH anda HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES! TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK anda OUT. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT'S WORTH A TRY. 1st. Get a PEN and PAPER. 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT anda ACTUALLY KNOW. 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON'T READ AHEAD otherwise anda WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. ~ 2. seterusnya to the NUMBERS 1 and 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS anda WANT. ~ 3....
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The bahagian, atas six reasons computers must be female:

6. As soon as anda have one, a better one is just around the corner.

5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message "Bad Command atau File Name" is about as informative as

"If anda don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:

As soon as anda make a commitment to one, anda find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
posted by kitkat709477
1.everyone around anda has an attitude problem
2.your adding Chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything anda say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive anda crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and anda just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to punch someone without a reason
12.if anda start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if anda were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give anda 10

a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so anda know*
posted by HNismyfriend
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. While touring a reservation during the documentary she was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses. So she asked a Brave who only had one feather in his headdress, and his reply was: "Only have one woman: one woman, one feather."

Feeling the first fellow was only joking, she asked another brave. This Brave had two feathers in his headdress. And he replied: "Me have two women: two women, two feathers."

Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved,...
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posted by MrssBieber320
Ever met that one person that anda just wanna punch in the face , then someohow , anda end up in a relationship with them , anda fall in Cinta , and then watch things crash and burn in your face (and thats not the only thing anda want to burn either (:]) Well if anda still have feelings for that person im gonna help anda get him/her back , note that this may only work for a girl though , cuause guys cant hit us , but we can surelly slap anda guys (: , ohk so anda could first start off sejak doing q of two simple things
1) light all the stuuf he gave anda on api, kebakaran ... on his front lawn
2) give them back to...
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If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be telah diberi LIFE in prison without the possibility atau parole.

A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet ular sawa, python refused to eat it was telah diberi three years of supervised probation on Friday.

Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.

The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD menunjukkan Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the ular sawa, python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.

When the ular sawa, python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
okay here`s some tips for those who dont know how to date.....
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf atau date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the seterusnya time.....thank u all for Membaca this..and plz komen ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^
posted by tooch
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We all do, say, think atau relate to these, in some way atau another:

-When anda forget someone's name anda wait for someone else to say it so anda don't look like an idiot asking.
-I pick things up with my feet because I'm too lazy to bend down.
-I don't padam my texts until it's 99% full.
-I hate when dinner's ready and anda are in the middle of something.
-I still sometimes buy kids meals only for the toy.
-I hate how I look after I cry.
-Saying 'Are anda kidding me?' even though anda know the person isn't.
-Stop pretending like...
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1.we hate it when anda grab our asses!!!(unless we are hoes)

2.when anda cheat,we hate anda and everything that has to do with you

3.dont act like anda understand PMS,because anda dont.So stop Berlakon like it.

4.when anda stare at other girls,and we stare at other boys,and anda get all pissed off,you have no reason to speak.So anda may as well stfu.

5.when anda flirt,we flirt back,sometimes when we don't like you.and then we feel bad.So if anda arent sure,dont flirt.

6.If we like a celebritey(ex:Orlando Bloom,Zac Efron,Bill Kaulitz,etc etc.)and we say they are hot,dont act like anda dont care.We want...
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1)Devise a secret code with your Friends then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask soalan so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s soalan in slow motion 2)Answer soalan only with one word
3)Scream Rawak words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” atau “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer soalan in a different language
13)Fake spasms
14)Pretend...
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posted by Mallory101
 1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
179 Ways to Annoy People:


1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If anda have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal sejak conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what anda think."

7. Claim that anda must always wear a bicycle topi keledar as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone,...
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So you've just traveled to a foreign country, taken a subway anda never take, atau teleported to medieval England due to a time travel mishap. Your surroundings are strange, confusing, and possibly haunted. But instead of freaking out—due to frustration, confusions, and ghosts, respectively—you should follow these expert pointers to get yourself from Lost to un-lost.

1) DO ask for directions. DO NOT ask an axe murderer for directions.
People who see anda crying over a crumpled map are almost always helpful (axe murderers being a notable exception). Look for some official-seeming person atau kindly...
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