1) anda lose arguments with inanimate objects.
2) anda have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
3) Your job is interfering with your drinking.
4) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
5) The back of your head keeps getting hit sejak the toilet seat.
6) anda sincerely believe that alcohol is the elusive 5th Makanan group.
7) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!
8) Two hands and just one mouth - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
9) anda can focus better with one eye closed.
10) The car park seems to have moved while anda were in the pub.
11) anda fall off the floor.
12) Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a hamburger, screw dinner!
13) Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
14) Your idea of cutting back is to cut out the peanuts.
15) anda wake up in the bath with your clothes on.
16) The whole pub stands up and says "hi" when anda come in.
17) anda think the four basic Makanan groups are caffine, nicotine, alcohol and women.
18) Every night you're beginning to find your cat lebih and lebih attractive.
19) anda don't recognize your partner unless anda see her through the bottom of a glass.
20) That damned merah jambu gajah followed anda utama again.
2) anda have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
3) Your job is interfering with your drinking.
4) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
5) The back of your head keeps getting hit sejak the toilet seat.
6) anda sincerely believe that alcohol is the elusive 5th Makanan group.
7) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!
8) Two hands and just one mouth - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
9) anda can focus better with one eye closed.
10) The car park seems to have moved while anda were in the pub.
11) anda fall off the floor.
12) Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a hamburger, screw dinner!
13) Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
14) Your idea of cutting back is to cut out the peanuts.
15) anda wake up in the bath with your clothes on.
16) The whole pub stands up and says "hi" when anda come in.
17) anda think the four basic Makanan groups are caffine, nicotine, alcohol and women.
18) Every night you're beginning to find your cat lebih and lebih attractive.
19) anda don't recognize your partner unless anda see her through the bottom of a glass.
20) That damned merah jambu gajah followed anda utama again.