Rawak Article: Rawak DERP story

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posted by TotalDramaFan60

It all started when Chloe was in the dapur making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these Kek Cawan in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see

THE END

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Max277 Lmfao

xXxJDloverxXx *sniffs* It's...it's...beautiful. =')

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Social Disease ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

anda can read it in the papers
In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors
But anda wouldn't tell no one
Your kegemaran if anda could

From the White House to the alleys
From the President down to Long Tall Sally
Can't live with it but
You'll die without it, yes anda would

Senorita’s in the kitchen
She's a fistful of dynamite
You call 911 but you
Can't stop the fun tonight, it's alright

You can't start a api, kebakaran without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
Because Cinta is a social disease
Love is a social disease, uh-huh

Where anda look anda can find it
Try to run but...

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Tokyo Road ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

In a time, in a place
In a world, they forgot
Lives the hati, tengah-tengah of me
A part that just won't die
Just a boy, not a man
Sent to war, in a land
They berkata we'd fight for their freedom
But I felt like a hired hand

Sometimes I have to find my way
Sometimes I have to get away

Take me back, Tokyo Road
Take me back, Tokyo Road

Working hard, for a pass
Got the night, make it last
It was a night to remember
All my life I would never forget
In a bar, breathing smoke
Snorting whiskey, drinking coke
It was a time when no one would die
And there wasn't a care

Sometimes I wish it was that way
‘Cause sometimes I have to get away...

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In And Out Of Cinta ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love

Young and wired
Set to explode in the heat
You won't tire
‘Cause baby was born with the beat
Take anda higher than you've ever known
Then drive anda down to your knees
I pick anda up when you've had enough
You been burned baby lessons learned

In and out of love
Hear what I'm saying
In and out of love
It's the way that we're playing
In and out of love
Too much is never enough
She's gonna get ya

Running wild
When me and my boys hit the streets
Right on time
She's here to make my night complete
Then I'm long...

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Breakout ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Breakout
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh
Whoa-oh-whoa
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh
Whoa-oh-whoa

This time girl I've had enough
You're too hot to handle with kid gloves
Oh it's too late I hear a knock on the door
The game's over baby I can't take it no more

Breakout (Breakout)
Take these chains from me
You held my hati, tengah-tengah for ransom
Baby, set it free
Breakout (Breakout)
Your lies can't hide what I see
I'm better off on my own

Promises made in the heat of the night (Whoa-oh-whoa-oh)
Those words were broken under bedroom lights (Whoa-oh)
Your lips they burn your body calls my name (Whoa-oh-whoa-oh)
I can feel the api, kebakaran but it's all in vain (Whoa-oh)...

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Shot Through The hati, tengah-tengah ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Shot through the hati, tengah-tengah
It's all part of the game that we call love

Would anda be content to see me crying
After all those little games anda put me through
After all I've done for anda you're lying
Wouldn't it be nice to tell the truth

Didn't somebody somewhere say
You're gonna take a fall
I gave anda everything
Now here's the curtain call

Am I’m
Shot through the hati, tengah-tengah as I lay there alone
In the dark through the heart
It's all part of the game that we call love

Now you've come back here to say you're sorry, ha
I don't know who you're talking to
It could be the man I used to be, girl
I've grown up and now I'm...

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She Don't Know Me ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

What lebih can I do, there's nothing that I haven't tried
Still it's so hard for her to notice
That I've tried hard to be straight
There's nothing left I can say
If only she would look my way, hey, hei but

She don't know me (She don't know)
She don't see me (She don't care)
She can't hear me (She can't hear)
Can not help me (She don't want)
She don't want me (Like I want her)
Like I want her (I’ve got to tell her)
Got to tell her (That I Cinta her)
That I Cinta her
She doesn't even know my name

I dream of when she'll be mine
I dream of crossing that line
And holding her so tender
Dreaming it could come true
So...

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Things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving, but aren't!

posted by AislingYJ

^.^ Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
This is NOT mine, I found it link. Thought this was funny....enjoy!
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Are anda ready for saat yet?"

"Are anda going to come again seterusnya time?"

"It's a little dry, do anda still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"Do anda think you'll be able to handle...

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WHAT Happend to zukos mom

posted by Gmillsap02

At the end of series 3, anda never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:

Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be seterusnya in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well anda know that face atau a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If anda don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.

Think about it...I could be right!

So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------

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Muffins, chapter 1

posted by flippy_fan210

Derpy

yes, this is ripping off cupcakes. do not read of anda don't like blood and gore. for those who don't know the characters, cadence and shining armor are at the bottom.

chapter 1: Cadence

Cadence was walking to Derpy's new bakery with Shining armor. Derpy berkata she had something extra special planned for the three of them. “where is the bakery anyways?” Cadence asked. “i think it's the one with the huge muffin on top.” Shining armor replied. “yeah, that's gotta be it.” Cadence said, walking towards it. Shining armor followed her. They walked into the bakery, at first it looked as if...

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Crank It Up ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

(Oh)
Oh
(Crank it up, oh)
I like that, ah
(Oh)
Yeah

Th-th-this beat is hypnotic
I wanna ride like a shofa
Sound of sonic’s
Controlling me just like a robot
I go bionic so D-D-DJ put it on
I’m losing logic and cruising deeper in the zone

(It’s so cinematic
Charismatic
G-got me froze up)
G-got me froze up
(This psychopathic
Beat it something
I need a dose of)
I need a dose of
(I’m systematically
Moving every single bone)
Moving every single bone
(There’s no mechanic
That can understand what I’m on)

Let’s crank it up (Crank it up)
Till the walls cave in
Just crank it up (Crank it up)
Put that record on spin...

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Me Without anda ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

It’s just anda and me and there’s no one around
Feel like I’m hanging sejak a thread, it’s a long way down
I’ve been trying to breathe but I’m fighting for air
I’m at an all time low with no place to go
But you’re always there

When everything falls apart
And it seems like the world is crashing at my feet
You like me the best when I’m a mess
When I’m my own worst enemy

You make me feel beautiful
When I have nothing left to prove
And I can’t imagine how I’d make it through
There’s no me without you
No me without you, no, no

You hear what I say when I don’t say a word
You are my rising...

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Hair ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I’m in disarray
I’m unkempt
And I Cinta anda sugar
Yeah this is what anda do
When anda run your fingers through my hair
In the morning I’m feeling like a sexy superstar

Wow, wow
You rock my party
Wanna make anda stay
You’re the only one that keeps me Singing la la la
I Cinta to smell your t-shirt
I like the way anda are
But most of all I like it, like it

I like what anda do to my hair
Who knew that looking a mess could feel so good
I like what anda do to my hair
Toss it and tease it
Run your fingers through it
Oh how anda do it

Now go and mess it up, mess it up
Baby mess it up
Mess it up, mess it up
Do it till I can’t...

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What If ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Don’t speak
I can’t believe
This is here happening
Our situation isn’t right
Get real, who anda playing with
I never thought you’d be like this
You were supposed to be there sejak my side

When anda say that anda want me, I just don’t believe it
You’re always ready to give up and never turn around

But what if I need anda baby
Would anda even try to save me
Or would anda find some lame excuse to never be true
What if I berkata I Cinta you
Would anda be the one to run to
Or would anda watch me walk away without a fight

I’m so sick of worrying that you’re gonna quit over anything
I could trip and you’d let...

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Masquerade ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Hip shaker
Dream maker
Heart breaker
Earth quaker
I can be anything that anda want me to

Coin spender
Mind bender
Jet setter
Go getter
Changing my get up for anything anda choose

I don’t mind trying on someone else
I won’t mind seeing just how it felt
I might like changing my disguise
To make anda happy

Here’s my formal invitation
You and me go masquerading
Lose ourselves in this charading
Is this Cinta we’re imitating
Do we want what we got
If not I say so what
Here’s my formal invitation
La la la la

You can be my
School teacher
Mind reader
Dream weaver
Just be the one I can count on to play it out with me

Hot...

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It's Alright, It's Okay ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

anda told me
There’s no need
To talk it out
‘Cause it’s too late
To proceed
And slowly
I took your words
And walked away

No looking back
I won’t regret, no
I will find my way
I’m broken
But still I have to say

It’s alright, ok
I’m so much better without you
I won’t be sorry
Alright, ok
So don’t anda bother what I do
No matter what anda say
I won’t return
Our bridge has burned down
I’m stronger now
Alright, ok
I’m so much better without you
I won’t be sorry

You played me
Betrayed me
Your Cinta was nothing but a game
Portray a role
You took control, I
I couldn’t help but fall
So deep
But now I see things...

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Headstrong ~ Ashley Tisdale ~Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I’m a straight-up kind of girl I am
I’m a telling it like it is I am
And that’s just the kind of girl I am
Head up, hands up, tell me
You’re a honey kind of boy anda are
You’re a talented kind of boy anda are
And that’s just the kind of boy anda are
Head up, hands up, these are
Headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the Muzik plays
Headstrong, can anda feel the beat
Melt down, can anda feel the heat
Melt down, it’s not a crush
In a hot, hot room we’re in a rush
Headstrong, can anda feel the beat
Melt down, can anda feel the heat
Gonna feel alive tonight I am
I’m a positive kind of...

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Don't Touch ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Zoom zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don’t rush anda can look but don’t touch
You think u know
When u see me in my videos
How the story goes
But that’s just the side that I expose
Look through the lens
You see my body, not who I am
So don’t pretend
And try to act like you’re my boyfriend
U wanna get somewhere
Then boy don’t touch me there
Just get up close and personal, personal
Zoom zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don’t rush anda can look but don’t touch
Zoom zoom
In to my head
Gotta know me to be my man
Boy prove you’re in love
You can look but don’t...

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Goin' Crazy ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Oh
Something about your style got me freakin’ out
Hey boy, hei boy
Gotta make anda mine and there ain’t no doubt
Hey boy, hei boy
You’re really laid back and anda play it smooth
Hey boy, hei boy
I see the way anda alih from across the room and I know I’m tripping on you, oh
Boy I’m feeling something real and
I don’t know what to do
So excited, I can’t hide it
Got my eyes on you
You got me goin’ crazy
Want to be your baby
I don’t know what to do
I can’t take my eyes off you
You got me goin’ crazy
It’s just the way you’re moving
I really wish anda knew, what anda do
I can’t take my eyes off...

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Cinta Me For Me ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I’m not the girl that anda see in the magazine
Perfect face and perfect body
Never be anyone but the one I am, one I am
I can’t bend to your expectations
Live to fulfill any fantasy
If what I am is what anda need
Love me for me
And not for someone that I would never be
‘Cause what anda get is what anda see
And I can’t be any lebih than what I am
Love me for me atau don’t Cinta me (Or don’t Cinta me)
Don’t think you’re gonna change what’s inside of me
Make me who anda want me to be
Won’t be someone I’m not for somebody else, someone else
Love me with all my imperfections
Not for an image of your...

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He berkata She berkata ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Ah
Boy walk in the spot he so fresh yea
He got what he need to impressin’
Just look at the way that he dressin’
Ain’t no soalan chicks like whoa
Girl walkin’ the spot she stop traffic
She blowin’ your mind with her asset
So Jessica Alba fantastic
Instant classic boys like ooh
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us Ciuman like that
We don’t need no lebih that he berkata she said
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us Ciuman like that
We don’t need no lebih that he berkata she said
He berkata girl...