♥♥♥.............again found this.not sejak me!
Here they are:
1. Do not be late.
2. Do not put your feet on the desk.
3. Do not eat garlic 24 hours prior.
4. Do not have a flapping dried nostril booger atau a long protruding nose hair.
5. Do not have a stringer of spittle in the corner of your mouth.
6. Do not shake hands if your palm is cold, clammy and limp.
7. Do not wear sneakers unless they are brand new.
8. Do not wear a lapel pin of any sort unless it is the American atau Mexican flag.
9. Do not ask about hours, salary, vacation, pensions, insurance atau anything else that might be considered ... well ... not job related.
10. Do not say "bottom line" atau "at the end of the day" less than five times every five minutes.
11. Do not quote Scripture atau Seinfeld.
12. Do not forget to "push back" at least once on some selamat, peti deposit keselamatan topic (e.g., interviewer: "Tell me about your last job." Interviewee response: "I need to push back. anda seem stupider than tar!").
13. Do not use words like "mammy", "pappy", "gedder done" atau "irregardless" unless it's for a job at the Monster Truck rally.
14. Do not reach for your pocket flask unless anda are willing to share it with the interviewer (which I highly encourage anda do to break the ice).
15. Do not divulge what sex positions anda like unless explicitly asked.
16. (Related to rule 15) Do not use the "C" word under any circumstances, ever! "F", "B" and "S" words are okay but only if encouraged sejak the interviewer.
17. Do not fall asleep.
18. Do not forget to leave when it's over.
There anda have it. Most of it common sense. But you'd be surprised just how many people forget. If anda master these rules and don't forget to weasel word at every opportunity, anda too should find success at your seterusnya job interview.
Here they are:
1. Do not be late.
2. Do not put your feet on the desk.
3. Do not eat garlic 24 hours prior.
4. Do not have a flapping dried nostril booger atau a long protruding nose hair.
5. Do not have a stringer of spittle in the corner of your mouth.
6. Do not shake hands if your palm is cold, clammy and limp.
7. Do not wear sneakers unless they are brand new.
8. Do not wear a lapel pin of any sort unless it is the American atau Mexican flag.
9. Do not ask about hours, salary, vacation, pensions, insurance atau anything else that might be considered ... well ... not job related.
10. Do not say "bottom line" atau "at the end of the day" less than five times every five minutes.
11. Do not quote Scripture atau Seinfeld.
12. Do not forget to "push back" at least once on some selamat, peti deposit keselamatan topic (e.g., interviewer: "Tell me about your last job." Interviewee response: "I need to push back. anda seem stupider than tar!").
13. Do not use words like "mammy", "pappy", "gedder done" atau "irregardless" unless it's for a job at the Monster Truck rally.
14. Do not reach for your pocket flask unless anda are willing to share it with the interviewer (which I highly encourage anda do to break the ice).
15. Do not divulge what sex positions anda like unless explicitly asked.
16. (Related to rule 15) Do not use the "C" word under any circumstances, ever! "F", "B" and "S" words are okay but only if encouraged sejak the interviewer.
17. Do not fall asleep.
18. Do not forget to leave when it's over.
There anda have it. Most of it common sense. But you'd be surprised just how many people forget. If anda master these rules and don't forget to weasel word at every opportunity, anda too should find success at your seterusnya job interview.