Stemmed & shaded from the artikel "60 Laws every girl should know about boys", after the EXPLICIT artikel attracted numerous popular humor, personal controversy, & bonding constitutionality... ...all from my own life experience - a game of stately generalizations with this Humor Scandal... READER WARNING - This artikel is horribly, horribly EXPLICIT. User DISCRETION is advised.

This was originally a ‘fact’ for the forum, but I decided to actually write and got carried away.

A essay that later became a story.