dinding is to run in to head first! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

It's always disappointing when anda check your e-mel and there are no new messages. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

BEST CLUB EVER telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

My English teacher told me I was the best student in her class and my average in English is around 80-90 and is till feel stupid I mean English is soo easy if I ever want to be impressive I should be good in math atau art atau geography atau science but no im a fucking retard that just got slight luck in English fucking kill me telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

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(◣_◢)հձթթყ հձllօաεεռ!(◣_◢) telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Oh... anda hate me? -laughs manically- OK....and? hehehe telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Got my fanatic medal. Can't believe it. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

If anda dress up then don't be shy. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Halloween!!!!!!! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I want to just sleep and never wake up telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

So why do anda build me up, build me up telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Do what anda want cause a pirate is free
anda are a pirate. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

so uh
i know it's kinda annoying to mengiklankan Kelab but
if there are any peminat-peminat of the classic chipmunks, it'd be p great if anda joined link uwu

anda don't have to atau anything if anda don't want to but i'm just looking for other people who like it i guess
thanks !! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

really in life i look for appropriate situations to say things like
frickle frackle
honkey dory
diddly daddly
now wait just a diddly
high ho silver
and so on thats all life is telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I want to eat lebih warheads but they're making my mouth hurt really badly. I'm conflicted! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

In spanish we had to color a skeleton and then write a "fun" paragraph about it. This is what I wrote translated to english: Hi! My name is Chicken. I'm 122 years old. I live on Death Street. To help around the house, I take out the trash, mow the lawn and wash the dishes. I can sing and swim well. I want Chinese Makanan because I really like it, and because I'm hungry. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

anda know anda make me wanna (shout!) telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

"u smell bad" respect the onions telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

i hate when people try to get into my business...like Jesus i dont have a sign telling people to try to fix my problems XC telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

WE LIVE FOR THIS Cinta telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Dont anda know my keldai is famous!! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Pickles are dil-icious! :3 I wanted to put a pun myself telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Singing is a grate way to express your self! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

wut dope shite has been goin' down? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I Cinta warheads. They're so freakin sour! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I shouldn't have watched that trailer for the saat season of TWDG. I'm so stupid! ;-;
*Crawls into a corner* I never wanted to see her change like this! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

what anda give is what anda get telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

anda only get what anda give. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

One of my best Friends was the mascot (ram) at our school's pep rally which isn't very peppy. Just loud and boring actually. Well, he was running through the gym giving people high fives then he tripped and his head bent flying. Then at the end of the pep rally pretty much the whole school hugged him five at a time. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Dora the explorer. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I went in to guidance and asked the guidance counselor to switch my schedule around so that I could be with all my Friends in gym class. I cried and everything to make him feel bad. He berkata he would e-mel the principal and ask him. It wasn't weird since I've known my guidance councilor sice I was little (my mom used I work at my school) telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Unbelievably bored!!!!Ask me a Rawak soalan here...link telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

16 puns of pages. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Last one:
There's a weapon in TF2 for the Heavy Weapons Guy class that are a pair of menanggung, bear claws. He uses them as gloves. When I use it I practice my right to menanggung, bear arms. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Smile! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

a man, lawyer, redneck, nun, blonde, dog, and priest walk into a bar. the bartender looks up and says "is this some kind of joke?" telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I threw a boomerang but it never came back. I wondered why, then it hit me. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

The Mona LIsa was brought to court on charges of murder, but it turned out that she was framed telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.” telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

and now for a classic
can a shoe box?
no
but a tin can telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Did anda hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Good to share our puns to the fellow users. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

wear short sleeves! support your right to bare arms! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

A truck full of Buah crashed into another vehicle in a highway, it created such a traffic jem telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Corduroy pillows are making headlines. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

two ikan were in a tank. one berkata to the other "do anda know how to drive this thing?" telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Don't trust Snoop Dogg, he's always snooping around. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Friction: it's such a drag. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Ben Stiller is a thief telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

THERE ARE OVER 14 PAGES OF PUNS Jesus telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Nature reserves are an eagle opportunity employer. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

working at the pants factory really wore me out telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

The flock of doves decided to stage a coo. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

One last pun telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Bruce Willis was found dead with a bottle of viagra, I guess he Died Hard telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

my teacher used to tell me that double negatives are a big no-no telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

such puns
wow
bad puns
sp00ky telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

man those wind tunnels really blew me away telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

never put a spanner in your shoe. i reccommend anda socket instead telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Feudalism: its your Count that undian telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Demi Lovato must like Skype seeing her hit song Like a Skypescraper telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

In the winter my dog wears his coat, but in the summer he wears his kot and pants. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

A guy walks into a doctors office w/ a carrot in his ear and a piece of saderi up his nose. the doctor told him he wasnt eating right telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Peacocks are meticulous because they tunjuk attention to de tail. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Kill a circus act. Go for the juggler. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

When a burung bangkai, vulture flies, he takes carrion luggage. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

it just dawned on me that i a.m. a morning person telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Insects that make honey are always on their best bee-hive-iour. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

my speech about the jet-stream wasn't well received-people berkata it was too long winded telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, "Is the bar tender here?" telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

A smelly ant was expelled from the colony because he was deodorant. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

There were three Kuda on a ship including a sick bay. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

when she told me i was average, she was just being mean telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

God Bless the people who will go through this punomenal dinding of puns telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Sign at a deer crossing: The Buck Stops Here. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

a math teacher got a pet nuri, burung nuri and taught it to talk. one hari the nuri, burung nuri escaped and yelled out the window "Polly gone!" "Polly gone!" telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

The itik berkata to the bartender, 'put it on my bill.' telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

what do a telephone and a dog have in common?
they have kolar id telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Energizer Bunny arrested -- charged with battery. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Birds are grouchy in the morning because their bills are over dew. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

An angry bird landed on a door knob. Then flew off the handle. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

A man got his left arm and left leg cut off in an accident, but don't worry he died of blood loss. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Time flies like an arrow. Buah flies like a banana. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

hairdressers can be quite rude- they always give cutting remarks telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

It’s amazing how eagles catch their prey, they must be really talon-ted. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

The chicken crossed the playground to get to the other slide. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

The best way to communicate with a ikan is to drop them a line. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

two nuclear physicists got married recently. the ceremony was beautiful- the bride was radiant, the groom glowing. even the bridesmaids shone telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

On the surface of things whales are always blowing it. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Male deer have buck teeth. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

an astronaut broke the law of gravity and got a suspsended sentence telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

A zoo had a unta with no humps named 'Humphrey.' telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

When a cow gives birth she not only gives cream, she is de-calf-inated. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

to win at tug-of-war, anda must have a grasp on the situation and out-weight your opponent telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

One horse berkata to another: your pace is familiar but I don't remember the mane. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

when asked about subatomic particles, the physicist lepton the soalan telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

One belalang told another about eating corn. It went in one ear and out the other. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Moar puns pls. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu