An angry bird landed on a door knob. Then flew off the handle. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

A man got his left arm and left leg cut off in an accident, but don't worry he died of blood loss. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Time flies like an arrow. Buah flies like a banana. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

hairdressers can be quite rude- they always give cutting remarks telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

It’s amazing how eagles catch their prey, they must be really talon-ted. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

The chicken crossed the playground to get to the other slide. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

The best way to communicate with a ikan is to drop them a line. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

two nuclear physicists got married recently. the ceremony was beautiful- the bride was radiant, the groom glowing. even the bridesmaids shone telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

On the surface of things whales are always blowing it. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Male deer have buck teeth. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

an astronaut broke the law of gravity and got a suspsended sentence telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

A zoo had a unta with no humps named 'Humphrey.' telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

When a cow gives birth she not only gives cream, she is de-calf-inated. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

to win at tug-of-war, anda must have a grasp on the situation and out-weight your opponent telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

One horse berkata to another: your pace is familiar but I don't remember the mane. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

when asked about subatomic particles, the physicist lepton the soalan telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

One belalang told another about eating corn. It went in one ear and out the other. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Moar puns pls. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Have anda ever heard of an honest cheetah? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

smoke dynamite and really blow your mind telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Having your hand amputated must be a handful telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

theres a new tv program about oragami. it's called pa-per view telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

It's OK to watch an gajah bathe as they usually have their trunks on. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says “Hey get out! We don’t want your type in here!" telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

The marine biology seminars weren’t for entertainment, but were created for educational porpoises. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

where do buku sleep?
under their covers telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J9FNLF-5oE‎ telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Where do anda find giant snails? On the ends of giants’ fingers.
A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
Santa’s helpers are subordinate Clauses. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

i knew someone who worked at a company making blankets. he Lost his job when the company folded telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

don't let Macklemore grab our hands, he can't hold us telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I mencuri his coat, call that jack it telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Shorty wants my skittles, she trying to taste the waynebow. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

how do anda train a bunch of elite dentists in the army?
anda give them a drill instructor telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

A girl with a broken heart, call her Drak telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

a man walked into a bar. a saat man saw it and ducked just in time telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Doing Coke with Stevie Wonder, call it blurred lines telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

the seductive penyapu salesmen swept me off my feet telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Ever had sex while camping its fucking intens. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

why won't a bike stand up sejak itself?
its two tired telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

two silkworms were in a race. they ended up in a tie telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

One character from Chronicle is a bullied teenager with telekinetic powers. He uses this power to get revenge on his bullies and father. The third part of the movie sees him rampaging in the city without remorse for anyone who could get hurt. anda could say he has teleAPATHY telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I murder so many verses, anda can say I killed hip hop. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

i've just been robbed! how the robber got in, i'm not sure. i think he got intruder window telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Got a black dog
Call it a jalang, perempuan jalang nigga telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

i grew up on a pharm before i became a pharmacist telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I mencuri his coat, call that jack it telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

i bought a smoking jaket and blazer at a api, kebakaran sale telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I got Birdman mad,call that Angry Bird telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

i could afford to buy cotton, so i decided to be abrasive and steel wool telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Hallucinating in a hurricane
call it, acid rain telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

puns should be eradicated from existence telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I can't get this Squid Girl Anime out of my head, it's just wrapped around my mind. I can't stop thINKing about it. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

i would tell a chemistry joke, but they're argon telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Fuck a pregnant bitch,call that threesome telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

do anda know any chemistry jokes?
NaH telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Christopher Walken loves long walks on the pantai when the sun is shining. He's Walken on Sunshine. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

i knew someone who was a monorail enthusiast. he had a one track mind telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Shoot anda on Halloween call it trigger treating telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

remember: light bulbs are just a filament of your imagination telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

This cereal is confusing me... It's playin trix telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

i spilled some coffee; my wife called it grounds for divorce telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

the grave of karl marx is just another communist plot telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I work hard to get rich, call me RICHARD telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

what's the internet's fav animal?
the lynx telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Priests hate cos/tan telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Jumped in the river to save a cat.
Call it drowning in pussy telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

i used to be a emas prospector, but it didn't really pan out telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

there was a mathematician who frequently sunbathed and often strayed from the topic of conversation. he was a real tan gent telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

She gave birth on the stairs, call that a step child telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

birthday candles are for people who want to make light of their age telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

A Rabbi, an African-American man and an old man walk into a bar. They get shot because it was the 1940's, and the bar was in the midst of the Poland invasion of Hitler's Nazi regime. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I skate when I'm bored

Call that skateboard.. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

i wanted to buy half a rabbit, but the butcher didnt want to perpecahan, berpecah hares telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

a con-man called me on the phone, but he didn't fool me; i could tell-he's-a-phony telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Dropped my iPhone on my face but I ain't cryin, I just laugh and pick it up call that face tyminnn. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

gardener's playing cards- weed'em 'nd reap telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

My old girl in a box, call that shit X Box . telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

i was gonna procrastinate, but i decided to leave it for later telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

if a pig looses its voice, is it disgruntled? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Taught my dog how to sing, call him Pitbull telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

i used to be a heavy gambler, but now i make mental bets. thats how i Lost my mind telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Busted in her eye, I guess she saw it cummin , telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

this dinding is nothing but puns
what a time to be alive telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

anda can tell if a doctor's a quack when anda see his large bill telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Ballin in Hawaii, call that hula hoopin telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

during droughts things just go from on ex-stream to another telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Put nutella on a salmon
.....call it salmonella
. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

the best way to make an epal, apple crumble is to torture it for 10 minit telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Masturbate while I drive, call that car jackin. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

art thou feelin it now mr krabs telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Why can't anda hear the Pterodactyl take a tinkle?

Because it's been extinct for like 5 billion years. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

An unnamed woman from Chechnya, Russia, intended to detonate a suicide tali pinggang near Red Square on New Year’s Eve, in an attack that could have killed hundreds. But a message from her mobile phone operator wishing her a happy new tahun received hours before the planned attack, triggered her suicide belt, killing her at a selamat, peti deposit keselamatan house. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

if we're posting bad puns on the dinding count me in
i see berkata the blind man, i saw berkata the carpenter telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Took my old girlfriend out to makan malam, majlis makan malam call dat Fed-Ex. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I put in work, never skip a shift...got someone new every week...call that Taylor Swift. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Banged a mom on the stairs, now they call me step dad. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Ripped my newspaper in half, call it breaking news, telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Smoking weed at school call that a high school. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu