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Eazy-Efan berkata …
An angry bird landed on a door knob. Then flew off the handle. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
metrolight berkata …
A man got his left arm and left leg cut off in an accident, but don't worry he died of blood loss. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
Time flies like an arrow. Buah flies like a banana. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
hairdressers can be quite rude- they always give cutting remarks telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
It’s amazing how eagles catch their prey, they must be really talon-ted. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
The chicken crossed the playground to get to the other slide. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
The best way to communicate with a ikan is to drop them a line. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
two nuclear physicists got married recently. the ceremony was beautiful- the bride was radiant, the groom glowing. even the bridesmaids shone telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
On the surface of things whales are always blowing it. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
Male deer have buck teeth. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
an astronaut broke the law of gravity and got a suspsended sentence telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
A zoo had a unta with no humps named 'Humphrey.' telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
When a cow gives birth she not only gives cream, she is de-calf-inated. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
to win at tug-of-war, anda must have a grasp on the situation and out-weight your opponent telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
One horse berkata to another: your pace is familiar but I don't remember the mane. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking dikomen…
already used that one bro. ladies and gentleman we are running out of puns its the apocalpse hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan dikomen…
K. hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
when asked about subatomic particles, the physicist lepton the soalan telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
One belalang told another about eating corn. It went in one ear and out the other. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
Moar puns pls. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
Have anda ever heard of an honest cheetah? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
smoke dynamite and really blow your mind telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
metrolight berkata …
Having your hand amputated must be a handful telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking dikomen…
link hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
theres a new tv program about oragami. it's called pa-per view telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
It's OK to watch an gajah bathe as they usually have their trunks on. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
metrolight berkata …
Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says “Hey get out! We don’t want your type in here!" telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
The marine biology seminars weren’t for entertainment, but were created for educational porpoises. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
where do buku sleep?
under their covers telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
metrolight berkata …
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J9FNLF-5oE‎ telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
Where do anda find giant snails? On the ends of giants’ fingers.
A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
Santa’s helpers are subordinate Clauses. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
i knew someone who worked at a company making blankets. he Lost his job when the company folded telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
metrolight berkata …
don't let Macklemore grab our hands, he can't hold us telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
I mencuri his coat, call that jack it telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
Shorty wants my skittles, she trying to taste the waynebow. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
how do anda train a bunch of elite dentists in the army?
anda give them a drill instructor telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking dikomen…
how long will the puns go, no one knows hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
A girl with a broken heart, call her Drak telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan dikomen…
drake hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
a man walked into a bar. a saat man saw it and ducked just in time telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
Doing Coke with Stevie Wonder, call it blurred lines telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
metrolight berkata …
the seductive penyapu salesmen swept me off my feet telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
Ever had sex while camping its fucking intens. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
why won't a bike stand up sejak itself?
its two tired telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
two silkworms were in a race. they ended up in a tie telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
metrolight berkata …
One character from Chronicle is a bullied teenager with telekinetic powers. He uses this power to get revenge on his bullies and father. The third part of the movie sees him rampaging in the city without remorse for anyone who could get hurt. anda could say he has teleAPATHY telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
I murder so many verses, anda can say I killed hip hop. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
i've just been robbed! how the robber got in, i'm not sure. i think he got intruder window telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
Got a black dog
Call it a jalang, perempuan jalang nigga telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
i grew up on a pharm before i became a pharmacist telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
I mencuri his coat, call that jack it telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
i bought a smoking jaket and blazer at a api, kebakaran sale telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
I got Birdman mad,call that Angry Bird telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
i could afford to buy cotton, so i decided to be abrasive and steel wool telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
Hallucinating in a hurricane
call it, acid rain telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
MarineHolocaust berkata …
puns should be eradicated from existence telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
metrolight berkata …
I can't get this Squid Girl Anime out of my head, it's just wrapped around my mind. I can't stop thINKing about it. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
i would tell a chemistry joke, but they're argon telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
Fuck a pregnant bitch,call that threesome telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
do anda know any chemistry jokes?
NaH telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking dikomen…
also acceptable: Na hampir setahun yang lalu
gabbalee dikomen…
I wanted to make a good periodic meja, jadual joke but all the good ones argon hampir setahun yang lalu
metrolight dikomen…
I NO Au FeW hampir setahun yang lalu
metrolight berkata …
Christopher Walken loves long walks on the pantai when the sun is shining. He's Walken on Sunshine. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
i knew someone who was a monorail enthusiast. he had a one track mind telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
Shoot anda on Halloween call it trigger treating telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
remember: light bulbs are just a filament of your imagination telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
This cereal is confusing me... It's playin trix telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
i spilled some coffee; my wife called it grounds for divorce telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
the grave of karl marx is just another communist plot telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
metrolight dikomen…
i bet his followers were lenin a hand on the funeral service hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
I work hard to get rich, call me RICHARD telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
what's the internet's fav animal?
the lynx telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
metrolight berkata …
Priests hate cos/tan telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
Jumped in the river to save a cat.
Call it drowning in pussy telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
i used to be a emas prospector, but it didn't really pan out telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
there was a mathematician who frequently sunbathed and often strayed from the topic of conversation. he was a real tan gent telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
She gave birth on the stairs, call that a step child telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
birthday candles are for people who want to make light of their age telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
metrolight berkata …
A Rabbi, an African-American man and an old man walk into a bar. They get shot because it was the 1940's, and the bar was in the midst of the Poland invasion of Hitler's Nazi regime. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking dikomen…
that escalated quickly hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
I skate when I'm bored

Call that skateboard.. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
i wanted to buy half a rabbit, but the butcher didnt want to perpecahan, berpecah hares telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking dikomen…
the cycle of puns never ends Jesus christ hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
a con-man called me on the phone, but he didn't fool me; i could tell-he's-a-phony telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
Dropped my iPhone on my face but I ain't cryin, I just laugh and pick it up call that face tyminnn. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
gardener's playing cards- weed'em 'nd reap telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
My old girl in a box, call that shit X Box . telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
i was gonna procrastinate, but i decided to leave it for later telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
if a pig looses its voice, is it disgruntled? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
Taught my dog how to sing, call him Pitbull telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
i used to be a heavy gambler, but now i make mental bets. thats how i Lost my mind telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
Busted in her eye, I guess she saw it cummin , telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
this dinding is nothing but puns
what a time to be alive telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
anda can tell if a doctor's a quack when anda see his large bill telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
Ballin in Hawaii, call that hula hoopin telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
during droughts things just go from on ex-stream to another telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
Put nutella on a salmon
.....call it salmonella
. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
the best way to make an epal, apple crumble is to torture it for 10 minit telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
Masturbate while I drive, call that car jackin. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
art thou feelin it now mr krabs telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
metrolight berkata …
Why can't anda hear the Pterodactyl take a tinkle?

Because it's been extinct for like 5 billion years. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
An unnamed woman from Chechnya, Russia, intended to detonate a suicide tali pinggang near Red Square on New Year’s Eve, in an attack that could have killed hundreds. But a message from her mobile phone operator wishing her a happy new tahun received hours before the planned attack, triggered her suicide belt, killing her at a selamat, peti deposit keselamatan house. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking berkata …
if we're posting bad puns on the dinding count me in
i see berkata the blind man, i saw berkata the carpenter telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking dikomen…
if anda get hit on the head sejak a shooting star, you'll meteor maker hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking dikomen…
miners who wear flashlights on their helmets often feel light-headed hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking dikomen…
^i'M hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
Took my old girlfriend out to makan malam, majlis makan malam call dat Fed-Ex. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
I put in work, never skip a shift...got someone new every week...call that Taylor Swift. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
Banged a mom on the stairs, now they call me step dad. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
metrolight dikomen…
now listen here anda little hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
Ripped my newspaper in half, call it breaking news, telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
Eazy-Efan berkata …
Smoking weed at school call that a high school. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu
TARDIS-Granger dikomen…
Face palm hampir setahun yang lalu