*Me washing my car*
Person: hei what’s up? Washing your car?
Me: No, I’m watering it to see if it’ll grow into a bus. telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

Well my imaginary friend thinks anda have serious mental Problems telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

I'm just abnormal. I'm a weird dude. telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

You'll never be a true wigger like Martin Shkreli.
Do anda have the legendary Wu-Tang Clan album? Didn't think so, poser
Really, anyone but Martin Shkreli is a poser. Get outta here Eminem and... who else is a white rapper... Fred Durst. Martin Shkreli is the truest of the white men in the rap community. He's even in prison, so that's just proof for ya telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

Rawak letters: dggsgopgrpomgmjgppgdhgfjghgjhg;ng;nj;ngjnj;dsj;oshsfjfjofohfjgfo;ifhj;ohh;shf;s;fhfhfhfa;aohfhfojfdjoxf;obxjb;h;ohjgdgo;jogo;ofgofnjgdrjjfgdibfjidhghfbpofejpogrebfjisjleafljgrjvjfaejopaepdhfdggrijfgijgfsijgfjifgijofijfggfjvhhdhfdfhgdohdhoidhfgfhgdhsdhifgohifghoigfohigf telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

I ate too much spageti
Now I regretti telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

We live in a society.

Prove me wrong telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

*Student returning from suspension after stealing school property.*

Teacher : Welcome back. Please, take a seat.
Student : Very poor choice of words. telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

Come to think of it, the only reality tunjuk I'm beginning to like is The Ultimate Fighter.

"JUST LEMME BANG, BRO!" telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

This is a dinding post. telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

I've been thinking about the stories I've written starring my OCs. I used to think those stories had some variety, but I came to the realization that all of them involve a shy, sweet woman in her 20s getting into a relationship with a lebih bold and playful woman and together they defeated a goofy villain (usually a greedy businessman). Also, the male supporting characters act like immature idiots, who rarely do anything helpful for the heroes. Is my Penulisan not as good as I thought? telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

That moment when anda try to purchase something online, but at some point anda have to press a “continue” button and all it ever does is just memuatkan the same keldai page over and over again no matter how many times I press it. >.> telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

anda know what they say.................................................
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.....................................................................................................yep telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

Now in other news/This is definitely a shitpost,

I don't get while gay people get so much flack. Well, some of them, anyways. They're pretty decent people to hang around. Me and a friend were joking yesterday while I was on the way from the doc's office and I told him to go eat a dick. His response? "When, how, and where?" telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

My goodness sejak whatever god I think I believe in, I got a one week deducted away from the time i have to where the fucking arm and leg mummy tombs! To everyone who's ever told me to break a leg at talent shows years lalu atau stand up, go fuck yourselves xD! Birthday's 11 days away and I'm startin' the party early! telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

The past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookspeared. telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

Somehow made a Pantheon say "fffs, Garen is a fun champion" after he died lol. The hari when anda make someone cry about Garen is when you're truly having fun. telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

Guess who can drink legally in the United States, gang!? telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

I've asked DiGiorno about them making an alfredo pizza. telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

Our Friend Power 5 is a Korean film based on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It stars a princess turtle, who is accompanied sejak four male penyu bodyguards. They are being chased sejak an evil tikus and his 2 henchmen, so they hide out on Earth. While there, they bond with a kid who has powers as well as a pathetic manchild, who gets a crush on the princess penyu when she takes on a human form. It's an amazingly weird film that I Cinta and I highly recommend it if anda like insane films. telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

My crew is all fired up,
Y'all better just wise up.
Everybody gettin' sized up.
Before we all rise up.
Start running, your time's up,
Because when my crew ride up.
The sky gon' light up.
Everybody gettin' fired up! telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

(Insert Metal Gear Solid quote here somewhere) telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

I watched Joker for the 3rd time today. Arguably the best comic book film ever made. I'm excited for Birds of Prey. Sad to hear that Jared Leto won't be in it, but I'm hoping Joaquin Phoenix is the Joker in every film for the seterusnya several years and when I say every film, I don't just mean Batman spin-off films. "Every film would be improved if the Joker was in it. Joker should be in every film made from now on. " - Whatsupbugs' biased quote of the hari telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

"Damn it Ada, stop hitting on the enemy!"

Enemy's father: *screeches* onlY I CAN HIT MY OWN CHIIILD! telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

To anyone who saw my review of Adult Party Cartoon.. I ended up changing my mind about not watching atau reviewing the OJ Ren and Stimpy.. Afterall, John K may of created it, but after he quit Billy West and the others basically took over.. Because John actually expected his mistreated and abused crew to stick to his side.. telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

Three days of Darius, three S's each hari so I got my mastery 7, 69975 points. Feels good. Tho, tbh, some of the matches today kinda sucked lol. Really shoulda slept better... telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

It's my B-Day in a week and a half.. Been 7 years, still wasting all my time on the interenet.. LIFW WELL SPENT!!! telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

Almost got a pentakill today. But hey, spamming Darius in queue is making my triple kill stats skyrocket haha. Only a matter of time. telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

Finally my birthday. I am tired af and cold. It's here nonetheless LOL telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

Why did I want to become an editor?
Well, to make a long story short telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

Did anda drink my mOunTaIn DeW?! Lemme smell your breath–LEMME SMELL YOUR BREATH! telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

I don't remember who telah diposkan the komen about Kool-Aid Man Marvel Comics (And I'm too lazy to search), but I got one even better
Marvel Comics' making comics of Camp Candy, the cartoon staring John Candy. When's the new Civil War movie staring Kool-Aid Man and John Candy? telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

Idk what's better, lane bullying a Teemo so hard that he says "darius (me) if i could lapor anda for emotional abuse i would" atau lane bullying a Mordekaiser so hard that I have almost 100 cs over him lol. telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

Nightwish is set to release an album on my birthday and I'm excited! telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

That moment when anda have a song stuck in your head, but anda don't remember any of the lyrics and therefore can't find it.... it's driving me crazy xD telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

*Plays bahagian, atas lane so I can interact less with people. Teammate starts telling me what to do* No, stfu lol. I'll play better if I'm doing things myself. Last thing I want is someone breathing down my neck and I can't focus on playing anymore, just whatever stupid orders I got. telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

I want Keanu Reeves to break into my house and tell me to wake the fuck up telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

Man I Cinta gory Filem my bestie always freaks out and throws up and runs away whenever things get too intense. I remember one time she had eaten Chinese Makanan before we watched a scary movie she threw it up and my lil sis was not a happy camper that hari LOL telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

Anybody remember hornets? Ya know, rubberbands and folded papers that felt like a tawon, wasp really wanted to fuck anda up? Yeah, they still hurt like a jalang, perempuan jalang xD telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

Teaser trailer for Frozen 3:
Elsa gives Mr. Freeze his ice gun back to him.
Mr. Freeze: "My name is freeze. Learn it well, for it's the chilling sound of your doom." He freezes all of Arendelle.
Queen Elsa: "The cold never bothered me anyway."
Mr. Freeze: "Together we'll blanket Gotham in endless winter." Elsa nods.
Frozen 3 starring Uma Thurman as Queen Elsa and Arnold Schwarzenegger returning to the coolest role of his career. telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

Remember kids, when your family member dies, anda can face time their ghost and slap ads on their spirit for YouTube clout telah diposkan ·11 bulan lalu

I think Fanpop has the wrong timezone for me because when I post something it's menunjukkan the incorrect time.

Is there a way to fix this atau is this a website issue?

Thanks in advance. telah diposkan ·12 bulan lalu

Sup guys, my brother's girlfriend's grandfather's friend's accountant was in the Vietnam War, can I get like an 85% veteran discount? telah diposkan ·12 bulan lalu

I'm the badass Queen of Darkness. telah diposkan ·12 bulan lalu

TFW your last remaining Wii Remote stopped working... telah diposkan ·12 bulan lalu

Happy Chinese New tahun to the people who celebrate it!~ 💕🏮🧧🎆 🎉🥟🍊🍚🐀🇨🇳 telah diposkan ·12 bulan lalu

Hey, I finally got all the anugerah for being on here for six years
Sure, there's the Facebook one, but that requires having a Facebook account, and fuck that telah diposkan ·12 bulan lalu

Man, imej haven't been working on Fanpop for me all day. Guess I am just going to have clear cache :C telah diposkan ·12 bulan lalu

...I think I'm gonna try to go out to a mosh pit. Which would ironically be the worst idea ever currently XD Yet its sooo damn tempting. telah diposkan ·12 bulan lalu

Nothing lasts forever except for true love. There will probably come a hari where me and my online Friends will lose contact with each other, due to one atau lebih of us leaving Fanpop, but the people I Cinta always hold a place in my heart, so I want anda to know, my Fanpop friends, that I'll still think of anda as my Friends and I'll always believe in anda and wish the best for you. I'm sorry if I got too sentimental. I just felt like sharing that. telah diposkan ·12 bulan lalu

X gon give it to ya
Fuck wait for anda to get it on your own
X gon deliver to ya
Knock knock, open up the door, it's real
Wit the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel telah diposkan ·12 bulan lalu

e-girls be like oh yes men are cancelled EXCEPT * the men who are just as trash but listens to her rants when her boyfriend won't reply* telah diposkan ·12 bulan lalu

Guys, this is so serious, guys. My girlfriend died, guys. It's so sad, guys. But... the real sad part is that... that no one is there to check out my face timing child slaves at 3AM challenge. I'm fucking crying here, guys. No one's checking out my epic content, guys. It's just so sad, guys. Sure, my girlfriend died, but the content. I'm crying guys. I'm crying real hard. anda can't see, but I'm really crying. I swear telah diposkan ·12 bulan lalu

Apparently capitalizing the word "Ult" makes someone think I type weird lol. Guess I'll call that a Keo habit. Because I Don't Type Like This, I just use regular English sentences and I guess typing full sentences are too complicated for some LoL players. telah diposkan ·12 bulan lalu

Vegeta: Does any Super Saiyan dare challenge me?
Kool-Aid Man: Hold my pitcher.
Vegeta: What's your power level?
Kool-Aid Man: It's over 9000!
Vegeta: I'm doomed.
Kool-Aid Man: Oh, yeah! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

''Heeeey, brother!
There's an endless road to rediscover.
Heeey, sister!
Know the water's sweet but blood is thicker.

Oh, if the sky comes falling down, for you, there's nothing in this world I wouldn't do.

Heeey, brother!
Do anda still believe in one another?
Heeey, sister!
Do anda still believe in love?
I wonder...

Oh, if the sky comes falling down, for you, there's nothing in this world I wouldn't do'' !!!! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

anda can't have a bad ending if anda don't have one telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

What’s everyone’s opinion on anarchism? Non-violence, constructive anarchy. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

When lactose intolerant people find out that they live in the milky way. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

If anda liked Hazbin Hotel, you'll Cinta Mike and Melissa, the REAL animated pilot on YouTube telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Anyone caught that last episode of Makanan Wars? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Feminism is just a long con sejak the patriarchy to allow men to take their final form as stay-at-home gamers sejak convincing women that taking on lebih responsibility is "empowering" and "liberating". telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I got my first medal! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Beat my sis and bros in Mario Kart. I'm like pro LOL telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

If you're a person who hates OCs, don't forget that your kegemaran character from a piece of fiction was once an OC, an original character, after all telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I always found it funny when people say that support is the hardest to carry with in League of Legends. They say its because anda have to depend on your team. The reason its funny is because a support doesn't really need the emas to support their team really, its mostly built into their abilities. So I always felt I was carrying the team and that my team relied on the support, winning atau not. Having active items are sweet tho. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Wow. Steven Universe: Future didn't last too long. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I hope anda all have a wonderful weekend. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Another api, kebakaran Emblem character in Smash BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

When a Sett player beat my Garen and was talking smack. Then we match against each other again and he says he's Iron IV. Well, I check his profil and he's Platinum ya lying bastard. I beat him in lane with Darius and we win 4v5. SIT THE FUCK DOWN. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Up in the middle of the night/early morning with some sherbert and cuddled up with a sleeping beauty while watching the tail end of season one for 'The End of the Fucking World'. Not a bad start to the year.

Now if only I could not fuck myself over again sejak jamming another finger and almost refracturing it, that would be great XD telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Sometimes life gets anda down. Sometimes life feels like its on repeat, a neverending float of routine. Sometimes anda feel like anda can't do anything. But this world needs hope, anda must forge onward, and bring justice. Fear is the first of many foes and your courage must never waver. Fight for those who cannot. Keep faith in yourself. Never forget why we fight. For Demacia! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Take these rings and stow them selamat, peti deposit keselamatan away
I'll wear them on another rainy day
Take these rings and stow them selamat, peti deposit keselamatan away
I'll wear them on another rainy hari telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

We live in times with divine bionics
Some play God, others grind for profits.
Man and machine combined, symbiotic
But will humankind stand by, atau fight the Omnics? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Everything that lives is designed to end. We are perpetually trapped in a never-ending spiral of life and death. Is this a curse? atau some kind of punishment? I often think about the god who blessed us with this cryptic puzzle...and wonder if we'll ever get the chance to kill him. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

anda wanna hear something truly random? The Kool-Aid Man once had his own comic book and it was done sejak Marvel. Oh yeah! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Wow, first hari of college went pretty smooth for me. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

If anda rob a store naked as a minor, nobody can watch the footage without committing a crime. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Please, wear mask to prevent pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I might be moving in with sister soon. She says she found 2 apartments she wants to check out soon, and my aunt is OK with it. So am I, I'm ready to get away from this shithole and alih on in life. I've been over this house for a while and I may finally be seeing the light at the end of the tunnel. Hope this works out. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Just an update of my Birthday today, Comrades. Well, the hari ended just a little while lalu for me but now I found the moment to post after a full scheduled hari XD Hope everyone is having a good time and keeping it strong ✌️ !!!! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

When LoL wants anda to do 3 rank matches to complete a quest. What an asshole alih Riot Games. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

That feel when, instead of spending $200+ on a game system, anda can play on Showdown for free.

And berkata site has a National Dex tier that allows me to use Mega Charizard X. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Just got S and S- to finally level up to lv.6 masteries on my Garen and Darius during my baru-baru ini matches. Great LoL day. NO TEEMO in every match. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I swear Rawak has a bone-um....addiction to the word A E S T H E T I C S. My dose of the word aesthetics has all resonated in this locale. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

hei dudes! It’s Jayson. Sorry for the long break XD
How is everyone?
Mental health check! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I'm really looking ke hadapan for WW3. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Will give pujian for all 365 days of the tahun to any American citizen who helps vote out their warmongering president this November :) telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

imma part of the Dark world a very Dark creepy place where we nocturnal people run free its a little Dangerous but don't worry. I'l be your friend hold my hand letsssa party at my place.... :) telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Exorcist : I'm here to remove the demon that has possessed you.

Me: I didn’t call you.
Demon : I did. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Do anda ever think to yourself how susu is the condiment for cereal, much like how anda put ketchup on your burger? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Ever had a friend where anda just want to give him a break because he's just being a jerk, and he just keeps going on and on so anda have to physically close him out? I'm trying to break the conversation but he just won't shut up. I get your having a shitty hari but don't fucking take it out on me. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

When anda just want to be a jokester and everyone else is serious. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

With the memes circling around, I start to wonder if we are approaching WWIII? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

What is up, my epic famsquad! It's ya guy, AhllahExStation, back at anda with another epic video! We ordered an epic child slave off of the Dark Web at 3 in the morning. Guys, this is so weird, guys! Are anda ready, fuckboy? I sure am, bitchboy. But before we start the video, don't forget to hit that subscribe button, absolutely annihilate that like button, and be sure to enter your parents credit card info for a chance to win epic merch. My face on your titties. Let's do it, famboys! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Can we petition to turn the name of Fanpop to Fampop? We gotta do it, famclub telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I'm the only Emo gal in my fam. It's funny cuz some dayz I'd listen to a lot of hardcore Muzik alone in my room most of the hari and my lil sis is like "Are anda depressed?" and Id get up bungkus, balut my arms arms around her and be like "No I'm just a tired zombie." then playfully tickle her ^^ telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Fuck, the only thing I hate about the New tahun is people treat it like the Fourth of July. Fireworks and firecrackers are going to be going off for ddaaaaaayyys -_- telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Gees I received on 30. Dec. of 2019 a medal and today I saw I received another medal again. How cool is that? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu