#ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage
(not my list)

That pause after Dora asks anda a question
The time Rebecca Black took to choose a seat
Taylor Swift’s speech before Kanye took the microphone
Kim’s last name
Dumbledore’s beard
This TT has been trending longer than her marriage.
kenny’s life on south park
And my personal favourite: Voldemort’s nose!
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I just changed my ikon yayz! XD telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Heres A Conversation That Went On With me and My Math Teacher in The Last Class..
Mr.S: Ryan What Do anda Think Your'e Doing?
Me: Rubbing Out A Mistake
Mr.S: No anda Werent..You Were about To Throw Something At me.!
Me: No..I Wasnt. And anda Wouldnt Notice. Your Hair Is A Bit Too Long.. So anda Wouldnt Feel It
Mr.S: -Looks Away- Just Concontrate(I Spelled it Wrong) o_o..
Me: Thats What Ive been Trying To Do For The Past 5 Minutes. But anda Kept Yaping Away ._. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

today me and my friend were watching Fred the movie:2 and we fought we saw pixie lotte but it was Fred dressed as a girl........ telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

"Jack and Jill went up a bukit to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled up his fly, and asked Jill 'Do anda wanna?'. Jill berkata 'Yes', pulled up her dress and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son." --an idiot in my class telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Who else stayed utama from school today? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

One hari I was alone in the bathroom when a hot girl walked in. She took off all her clothes and walked over until she was right up seterusnya to me. She grabbed my hard knob real tight. She got me turned on real hot. Then I got her nice and wet.

I'm a shower. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

My mother found my D.S today.
I was so happy that when she found it that I grabbed it and ran through my house and up to my room to get my Pokemon game, slipped, and fell down the stairs. I REGRET NOTHING~ telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

the matrix, peter pan..donald duck??oh my!
my classmates has some really interesting costumes this tahun telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Not a single trick-or-treater has come to my house... Why? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I told myself I wouldn't do it...
I really did tell myself that I wouldn't do it...
I told myself to let me sweet tooth take over...
But that didn't really work...
I still ate exactly 8 pieces of candy...
... ;-; Numbers are lebih addicting than even the greatest Chocolate temptation. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Just got utama from trick atau treatin! Theses two guys telah diberi out Kandi gave me and extra mentega finger because my costume was so awesome! XD seriously! Then these two girls were arguing over what I was one the I was raggity ann and the other though I was sall (I was sally) telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Happy Halloween!!! :D telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Scarist Halloween story ever:
Knock on the door
Person jawapan the door
Trick atau treat!!!
Person looks at kid
SLAM!person shuts door scarist part:
No candy!!!!!!!!! (This is the part were a tear runs down ur cheek)
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Anybody not going out 2trick to treat telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

On my spelling test, my little sister got "Oh" wrong. She wrote it backwards. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Happy Halloween! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Happy Nightmare Night, everypony. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I don't like to brag about it but I GOT THE FANATIC MEDAL. :} telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I just saw a labah-labah on my ceiling. I blew on it and it almost landed on my head. I ran for my life! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

happy Halloween everybody!! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Happy Halloween everyone! Trick atau treat, get candy, scare little children =D fun fun fun. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

happy holloween!!!!!! have a good one! :D
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hello guys
Happy Halloween everybody have a nice hari telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Happy Halloween everyone! :D telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I am at school slacking off. What abot you? :/ telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

♪ So on the winds we sailed forth
on a sea of Chalupas. Chalupas!
When out of the ocean, the great chalupa king
He comes with his mighty bolt of electric lightning fury
My chalupas I defend
From the king of the great chalupacy
With his hands of modern steam powered engine of the future
$6.99 for a value meal! $6.99 for a value meal! ♪ telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Happy Halloween Everyone! Hope it's the creepiest one yet! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

i'm dressing up as a zombie today! yeeaaah!! zombies rock!!
i need food........ i mean... aaaaaaaarghhhh gggaaaaaaaaarrrrhh raaaaaaahhhrrr..... whatever telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I hate my life telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

What' cha doing for Halloween??xD telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I'm just so sick of the people I have to encounter every single time I go on this site. It's just not even right. Probably going to take a long break from this site. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

bored....... telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I just got the Halloween cap.
Anyone else have it too? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Y'all just Lost the game telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

How stupid some people can be judge other people after their Muzik taste if anda know what i mean *headdesk* i made the soalan "are anda popular in school"because i wanted to see the different difficulties in schools that many teens have to go trough. For the ones who have many Friends and stuff good for them BUT if someone does not want to be your friend because anda are an Emo cause anda are gay,black,moslem ...and cause anda like punk/emo/heavy metal Muzik fuck of them anda are all beautiful <3 telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Don't. Ever. Use. The. Word. Jammies. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Here's what we do, all of us
We come and we go
And the time in between is precious
And it's vital that we enjoy every saat granted 
Yes, we come and we go
And sometimes life feels like a f*ckn' tikus race
But anda can't let it get anda down
Why? 
Let your moments be consumed sejak frustration atau hate
Make every moment special
As if it was your last
'Cause we come and we go, all of us
-Yeehaw. (We come and we go sejak brennan heart) telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

If men had periods, I'm sure they'd brag about the size of their tampon. :/ telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

CURSE anda PROCRASTINATION Dx telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Yeehaw telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

So The Amanda tunjuk is on and they berkata "Put your beef in the hands of Judge Trudy".... is it just me atau does that sound REALLY wrong? :o telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I think..I think I'm in love. ; v ;

Black Veil Brides = Epic win. Consider me a peminat ~ ( = ヮ = )૭ telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

tomorrow its L's B-Day yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay L Ryuzaki telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Hooray. Today is Halloween. Happy Halloween everyone~! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

( = ヮ = )૭ telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

mmm homemade milkshake ^ ^ telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

WTF. Just..WTF. ಠ_ಠ

I go to the Toilet, I turn on the light, then my bro comes and I, while still standing outside the Toilet, start talking with him. Then, all of a sudden, the friggin' lights turn off and I run to my room, screaming like a bitch. ಠ _____ ಠ My bro says that the Lamp is old so it's kinda fucked up, and proves it sejak trying to turn it on again few times with no success. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I've realized something.
Ever since I've believed the cake is a lie, I can no longer eat cake.
...
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Soo..............is anyone gonna be a part of team swag? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

*Parents not at home* Expectation: Woohoo! PARTYYY. Reality: *stay in room, on the lights, lock the door.* telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

If u sertai da club viva la fashion u get 5 props!!!!! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

(Me Membaca le lemon)
"I dream about anda every night."
"What do anda dream about me?"
"I lick anda up and down and fuck anda until I forget how to fuck."

Me: WHOA! WHOAWHOAWHOA! WHOAAAA! NOT RIGHT! WHOA! WHOA WHOA WHOA! NO! NONONONO! NO! NOT RIGHT AT ALL!
(Five saat later)
Me: I mean if you're gonna write a lemon, at LEAST keep them in character.

I'm one crazy bitch... telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

That akward moment when your friend asks anda what anda did in the washroom. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

TEAM SWAG! XD At school me and my Friends have this I. Don't know clu b thingy called team swag! I really don't even know that point of it! Every time we see eachother we high five and go TEAM SWAG! XD its weird but then again I'm weird imEPICALLY AWESOMLLY WEIRD! So who want to sertai a team swag on fanpop! All in favor of joining say TEAM SWAG!!! ...........should I make a spot for it? For the team swag members!............lol Seriously its pointles and weird so it awesome! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

They are having a party downstairs, and playing
Party Rock Anthem on loop. :DDDD

*Shoots self* telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Hurray! I'm saying hurray, because it is my birthday. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

What the hell?! That scared the shit out if me. I heard this scream from about a block away. Only the scream didn't seem human. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I got bored so i dyed my hair purple 40 minit ago......... telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

addd me~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehe lolz telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Have u ever noticed that the lower-case L and the capital I are the same thing?...............I'm bored telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Dammit, its Saturday night... WHERE IS EVERYONE?!

Oh wait, they all have lives. I forgot. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

diapers
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HOW TO SURVIVE THE NIGHT AFTER Membaca A SCARY CREEPYPASTA
1. Don't read the fucking pasta. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Dedicated peminat yes XD telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Don't read this if you're immature...seriously.
How come we sleep in church
But stay awake through a 3 jam movie?
Why is it so hard to talk about God,
but so easy to talk about anything else?
Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it easy to read Playboy?
Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace bulletin,
Yet we repost the nasty ones?
Why are churches getting smaller,
But bars and Kelab are expanding? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I'm gonna draw on your face ಠ_ಠ telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

who went and saw Paranormal Activity 3?
i did it was awesome!!! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

L is beautiful,
he has huge eyes that remind me of the night,
he has a cute smile well when he smiles
his hands are long and thin somehow look soft
his hair is crazy with no sense of gravity
all I'm trying to say is that,...........
I FUCKEN LOVE L! :D telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

A itik walked up to a air limau stand,
and he berkata to the man running the stand
Hey. *Bum bum bum*
Got any grapes?

The man berkata no we just sell lemonade.
It’s cold and its fresh and it’s all utama made. Can I sell anda glass?
The itik berkata “I’ll pass”.
Then he waddled away *Waddle waddle waddle*
Then he waddled away *Waddle waddle waddle*
Then he waddled away *Waddle waddle waddle*

'Till the very seterusnya day. *Bum bum bum*

...What the hell did I just type? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

is the troll always down in Rawak .. cuz i realy start to like that telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

if anda haven't seen Death Note, something must be wrong with you. XD telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

when is Haloween anyway? we dont celebrate it here and idk telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

OMEGLE

Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I'm gonna be megusta guy for halloween!!! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Happy Halloween, folks! I'm being Shananay. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Yes I got the best answer on here for the first time. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I just heard my mom Singing the "La la la la la's" from anda Make Me Feel. I think I played that too many times in the car... telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

It's snowing in Baltimore MD (aka just outside my window) in October. This is so weird telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I'm attempting to eat a burger keju, cheeseburger and french fries from mcdonalds!.with chopsticks! Its fun! XD telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

what the hell with this...
i saw a soalan that muslims are terorists......come on guys awake terrorism has no religion...
so just stop this insane telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I was driving to work the day. Naked. Wes I'm happynakedgayguy from mocospace. Oh my penis......XD funny moments telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I swear,my dog is Russia.I was teasing her with my Makanan and I heard her KOLKOLKOLing... telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Today I found a Skittle in a bag of M&M's. I believe it was spying on the enemy. -_- telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

"Some people are like Slinkies. Pretty much useless, but anda smile when anda push them down the stairs..." - Unknown telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Itz nice to do Rawak stuff on a Rawak Rawak fanclub!!XD telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

*jumps across a 100 feet building*

AAOW telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Some people just need a hug :D ... around their neck :) ... with a rope >:) telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I noticed the Rawak Club huraian that the word "Completly" was spelled incorrectly :P , Who ever made this club didn't check their grammar spelling xD telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

If anda rape a prostitute, is it considered shoplifting? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

being who anda are. chasing your dreams. all while never letting people change your mind. achieving this level of dearness on ones own is harder than it sounds. but is dearly rewarding in the end. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Everyone writes these amazing, long, well written Ciuman scenes while I'm just here typing "They kissed." telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Please. Read my article. :)

link telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Wait, let me count how many fucks I give.

One, one and a half....

Oh shit, they flew away. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Not only is she back, but...wait, I don't even have to explain. Just look at my username. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

link telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I like trains. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Depressed sad i don't know what to do anymore i am out of this world bye telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

It's body was exactly the same as humans but it had no clothes and no identifiable characteristics. Its skin looked rough, like sand paper, but was completely black. There were no ears atau nose atau anything else except for two round white eyes and a permanent smile on the creatures face. The unblinking eyes stared at him. It remained stationary, smiling.

Now children, imagine waking up and seeing this seterusnya to your bed. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

..................I think I just read a Creepypasta that made me sad when a pemutar skru broke.............WHAT IS GOING ON?!?! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu