One hari I was alone in the bathroom when a hot girl walked in. She took off all her clothes and walked over until she was right up seterusnya to me. She grabbed my hard knob real tight. She got me turned on real hot. Then I got her nice and wet.
I'm a shower.
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My mother found my D.S today. I was so happy that when she found it that I grabbed it and ran through my house and up to my room to get my Pokemon game, slipped, and fell down the stairs. I REGRET NOTHING~
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I told myself I wouldn't do it... I really did tell myself that I wouldn't do it... I told myself to let me sweet tooth take over... But that didn't really work... I still ate exactly 8 pieces of candy... ... ;-; Numbers are lebih addicting than even the greatest Chocolate temptation.
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Just got utama from trick atau treatin! Theses two guys telah diberi out Kandi gave me and extra mentega finger because my costume was so awesome! XD seriously! Then these two girls were arguing over what I was one the I was raggity ann and the other though I was sall (I was sally)
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Scarist Halloween story ever: Knock on the door Person jawapan the door Trick atau treat!!! Person looks at kid SLAM!person shuts door scarist part: No candy!!!!!!!!! (This is the part were a tear runs down ur cheek)
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I went to school. Stupid teachers made us. But we had 2 days off last week. seterusnya week is 3 days, then a full week, then 3 days again. Lots of days off in November!hampir setahun yang lalu
♪ So on the winds we sailed forth on a sea of Chalupas. Chalupas! When out of the ocean, the great chalupa king He comes with his mighty bolt of electric lightning fury My chalupas I defend From the king of the great chalupacy With his hands of modern steam powered engine of the future $6.99 for a value meal! $6.99 for a value meal! ♪
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i'm dressing up as a zombie today! yeeaaah!! zombies rock!! i need food........ i mean... aaaaaaaarghhhh gggaaaaaaaaarrrrhh raaaaaaahhhrrr..... whatever
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Im gonna be a zombie too! Yay! I've found lebih of my kind! We need to be careful of any zombie hunters this Halloween.... I mean, garrrrrrhhhh auuugghhhhh braaaaaiiiiiinssss......hampir setahun yang lalu
I'm just so sick of the people I have to encounter every single time I go on this site. It's just not even right. Probably going to take a long break from this site.
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How stupid some people can be judge other people after their Muzik taste if anda know what i mean *headdesk* i made the soalan "are anda popular in school"because i wanted to see the different difficulties in schools that many teens have to go trough. For the ones who have many Friends and stuff good for them BUT if someone does not want to be your friend because anda are an Emo cause anda are gay,black,moslem ...and cause anda like punk/emo/heavy metal Muzik fuck of them anda are all beautiful <3
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Here's what we do, all of us We come and we go And the time in between is precious And it's vital that we enjoy every saat granted Yes, we come and we go And sometimes life feels like a f*ckn' tikus race But anda can't let it get anda down Why? Let your moments be consumed sejak frustration atau hate Make every moment special As if it was your last 'Cause we come and we go, all of us -Yeehaw. (We come and we go sejak brennan heart)
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So The Amanda tunjuk is on and they berkata "Put your beef in the hands of Judge Trudy".... is it just me atau does that sound REALLY wrong? :o
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I go to the Toilet, I turn on the light, then my bro comes and I, while still standing outside the Toilet, start talking with him. Then, all of a sudden, the friggin' lights turn off and I run to my room, screaming like a bitch. ಠ _____ ಠ My bro says that the Lamp is old so it's kinda fucked up, and proves it sejak trying to turn it on again few times with no success.
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I've realized something. Ever since I've believed the cake is a lie, I can no longer eat cake. ... WHAT SORCERY IS THIS.
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(Me Membaca le lemon) "I dream about anda every night." "What do anda dream about me?" "I lick anda up and down and fuck anda until I forget how to fuck."
Me: WHOA! WHOAWHOAWHOA! WHOAAAA! NOT RIGHT! WHOA! WHOA WHOA WHOA! NO! NONONONO! NO! NOT RIGHT AT ALL! (Five saat later) Me: I mean if you're gonna write a lemon, at LEAST keep them in character.
I'm one crazy bitch...
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TEAM SWAG! XD At school me and my Friends have this I. Don't know clu b thingy called team swag! I really don't even know that point of it! Every time we see eachother we high five and go TEAM SWAG! XD its weird but then again I'm weird imEPICALLY AWESOMLLY WEIRD! So who want to sertai a team swag on fanpop! All in favor of joining say TEAM SWAG!!! ...........should I make a spot for it? For the team swag members!............lol Seriously its pointles and weird so it awesome!
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What the hell?! That scared the shit out if me. I heard this scream from about a block away. Only the scream didn't seem human.
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No its not. The 'Ii' is shorter lowercased and has a dot on top. The lower case 'Ll' is just a line. I Cinta correcting people :Dhampir setahun yang lalu
i think she was talking about how is capital i look exactly the same as lower case 1 so it would be like this " l(L) , I(i)" guess u were really bored ...hampir setahun yang lalu
Don't read this if you're immature...seriously. How come we sleep in church But stay awake through a 3 jam movie? Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about anything else? Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace bulletin, Yet we repost the nasty ones? Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and Kelab are expanding?
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Why is it so easy to purchase bir and drugs? But so hard to donate 25 cents for a Charity? Why is it so easy to worship a Celebrity? But very difficult to engage with God? Think about it, are anda going to repost this? Are anda going to ignore it, cause anda think you'll get laughed at? Repost this as "Don't read this if you're immature...seriously." 80% of anda wont repost this. The Lord said: If anda deny me in front of your friends, I will deny anda in front of my Father.hampir setahun yang lalu
1 is beautiful, he has huge eyes that remind me of the night, he has a cute smile well when he smiles his hands are long and thin somehow look soft his hair is crazy with no sense of gravity all I'm trying to say is that,........... I FUCKEN Cinta L! :D
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A itik walked up to a air limau stand, and he berkata to the man running the stand Hey. *Bum bum bum* Got any grapes?
The man berkata no we just sell lemonade. It’s cold and its fresh and it’s all utama made. Can I sell anda glass? The itik berkata “I’ll pass”. Then he waddled away *Waddle waddle waddle* Then he waddled away *Waddle waddle waddle* Then he waddled away *Waddle waddle waddle*
'Till the very seterusnya day. *Bum bum bum*
...What the hell did I just type?
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congrats , i've been voted as best answer on here only once and the seterusnya hari when i checked the Q , i found my answer got deleted T_T....hampir setahun yang lalu
I just heard my mom Singing the "La la la la la's" from anda Make Me Feel. I think I played that too many times in the car...
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I'm attempting to eat a burger keju, cheeseburger and french fries from mcdonalds!.with chopsticks! Its fun! XD
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what the hell with this... i saw a soalan that muslims are terorists......come on guys awake terrorism has no religion... so just stop this insane
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of course not.....its a stupid mentality..............y don luk at banda bairagi ashafak ulla khan.......were they terrorist?????? these terroerists cannot hv any religion b coz God is nt their father......@ ishan bhai..wo apke religion ko nai offend kar rahi its just they all r usin name of Allah to hide behind.....its no offence...( my bff is also a muslim n i too speak lyk dis) no religion accepts this...so no offencehampir setahun yang lalu
I was driving to work the day. Naked. Wes I'm happynakedgayguy from mocospace. Oh my penis......XD funny moments
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"Some people are like Slinkies. Pretty much useless, but anda smile when anda push them down the stairs..." - Unknown
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I noticed the Rawak Club huraian that the word "Completly" was spelled incorrectly :P , Who ever made this club didn't check their grammar spelling xD
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being who anda are. chasing your dreams. all while never letting people change your mind. achieving this level of dearness on ones own is harder than it sounds. but is dearly rewarding in the end.
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It's body was exactly the same as humans but it had no clothes and no identifiable characteristics. Its skin looked rough, like sand paper, but was completely black. There were no ears atau nose atau anything else except for two round white eyes and a permanent smile on the creatures face. The unblinking eyes stared at him. It remained stationary, smiling.
Now children, imagine waking up and seeing this seterusnya to your bed.
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..................I think I just read a Creepypasta that made me sad when a pemutar skru broke.............WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!
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Taking a shower. All of the sudden, a labah-labah on a webb comes down, three inches from my face! I herocially splash water and blow at it until its web breaks and it goes down the drain.
Because Im tough like that. B|
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The other hari I was taking a pancuran, pancuran mandian and I saw a labah-labah slowly making it's way across my ceiling, over the shower. It was pretty scary, and I'm not even scared of spiders XDhampir setahun yang lalu
Just got back from a Field Trip. My grade spent the ENTIRE way back(1 1/2 Hours) Singing ''I'm sexy and I know it" and ''Super Bass" and "Last Friday Night". Our bus driver is scared for life;)