Me: hei Siri, Im sad.

Siri: Life, as I understand it, is sad, beautiful, and everything in between”

Me: ... telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

That moment when anda realize that anda haven't slept in almost four days and subconsciously set pillows around the places in the house that anda are the most just in case anda crash. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Teenagers. Everything is so apocalyptic. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Knowledge is knowing a tomato, sos tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a Buah salad. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Life is like a roll of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Why do we need Algebra? Finding X is only useful if you're a pirate. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

People say anda cant live without love,but I think oxygen is lebih important. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

If Cinta is the answer, could anda please rephrase the question? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

The future is shaped sejak your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Galileo: great mind. Einstein: genius mind. Newton: extra-ordinary mind. Bill Gates: brilliant mind. anda and me: never mind! As long as we are friends, I don’t mind! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I hate how society feels the need to gender basic life skills. I don't care what kind of man atau woman anda think anda are, learn how to cook, clean, sew buttons, change tires, and change fuses telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I just made lobster, udang galah Tails on my own for the first time and geeez. That was a good dinner... telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

<3 anda guys. Im doing good and i hope yall r too. But i have to go. Bye. Take care. Stay alive ||-// telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

''Laws change. Universal truths are constant. It is a fact, a plain and simple fact, that what is true and right is true and right for all.''

- Samuel bass (12 Years a Slave) !!!! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Sometimes, I wish I could change my Fanpop username. Anyone here feels that way? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Man this sucks...Overwatch ACTUALLY is as good as the hype for it was...I don't know why I was hoping to finally try it out and end up thinking it sucks telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I haven't had an obsession in a while. I think my new obsession will be *spins a wheel* ...Goofy ahyuck. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Two times two equals tupai telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Me: My dog has cancer

Person A: Damn. RIP.

There’s a special place in hell reserved for that person. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

A small help please!!!!!!!
His wrath is gonna befall on you

Is the above sentence grammatically correct?? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

What do Cesar Romero's Joker and Henry Cavill's Superman have in common? Hint: involves facial hair telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Egghead (Vincent Price's character from the 60s Batman show): I'm going to eggstract all of the bank's money. The bank owner will call the situation eggstra bad.
Batman: I'm going to crack your egg shaped crime apart anda uneatable egg. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Has anyone ever actually been happy about video games automatically putting your cursor on "New Game" rather than "Continue"??? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

When you're so poor anda don't mind doing favors for roti instead of money hahaha...wait, that's not funny. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Ah yes, the world of tech is totally easy going and relaxing and not at all frustrating atau hard to deal with at all ever.
*HDD crashes and is damaged beyond repair*
Totally not stressful at all.... telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Ive signed in for the first time in months... activity still is low? Hahah
But hi everyone! I don't know if I'll stick around but hope all is well with anda guys ^^ telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I also had such a good hari yesterday that Im not even mad that work is crazy busy. I bought and played Overwatch while a coworker taught me how to use Ana, I actually got proper 8 hours of sleep, new high score in Tetris, and found my way back to the best streamer on Twitch, LobosJR. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I’m a good thirty chapters into Pandora Hearts and if Im honest, cant reaaally say I recommend it. It starts too slow and tries to get alot of information in too short of a time. I like Manga that paces itself out, takes its time to completely flesh out the world and I cannot tell anda guys ANYTHING about Pandoras world. Theres like...households and stuff? The abyss? I dunno. If you’re interested, sejak all means give it a try. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

''Ask not for whom the Waifu tolls because she tolls for thee'' !!!! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I really really Cinta my 1995 Lexus ES300.

It's been sitting dead as a doornail in the rumput beside my driveway for about a tahun and a half now and yet when I went to grab my Cosmic Mix from the center console, it still SMELLS so good. It smells like when we first bought it and yet it has been sitting in the sun for that long hari after day. It's probably the leather. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I'm finally close to finish Pop Team Epic. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I personally think Fortnite should add in tractors as a drivable vehicle and that they should generate small amounts of wood every tick. Not alot. Two maybe? Two per tick. Very gimmicky but thats what makes Fortnite great telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Give me the baby before I stab anda in your neck telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I should learn to stop watching ghost videos. Ghosts are literally my greatest fear. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Dumb post but my current client sent me some reference pics of the characters of his project that I am doing the art for and the main character's dad looks the same age as him and it's bothering me. Like do I make him look older atau do I just go with it??? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Rabid Anime haters have to be the most hilarious dumbasses in existence.You can cause them to boil with anger just sejak stating that anda like Anime LOL telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Life is like photography. anda need the negatives to develop. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

A hari without sunshine is like, anda know, night !! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we sertai up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Life is short, break the rules. Forgive quickly, Ciuman slowly. Cinta truly. Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that makes anda smile. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

If plan A doesn’t work, the alphabet has 25 lebih letters – 204 if you’re in Japan. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

To do is to be.
-Nietzsche

To be is to do.
-Kant

Do be do be do.

-Sinatra telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Life’s a garden… dig it. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

anda can’t always control who walks into your life but, anda CAN control which window anda throw them out of… telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Go through life like a duck: Majestic on top, kicking like hell underneath. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

If anda think anda are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Life is an bawang and one cries while peeling it. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

''The normies don't understand the Laifu that comes with having a Waifu'' !!!! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

"Did anda think that I would cry, on the phone?

Do anda know what it feels like being alone?

I’ll find someone new.

Swing, swing, swing, from the tangles of my hati, tengah-tengah

Is crushed sejak a former love.

Can anda help me find a way to carry on again?" telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Check out my Friends club. Please and thank you. link telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Hyped for Soulcalibur VI but I'm just waiting here for my main to be announced like
link

Please Namco Cassandra has been my main since I was like 7 I need her telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

''A Waifu can choose to be your Waifu atau she can choose to be your Hell'' !!!! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Are anda guys happy with my current banner? I thought about changing my banner for some time now. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

It makes me a little sad that no one had ever called me Mr. Fox. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I think I know what to call my EP: 'Free Yourself.' telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

"There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying the stairway to heaven
When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying the stairway to heaven
There's a sign on the dinding but she wants to be sure
Cause anda know sometimes words have two meanings
In a pokok sejak the brook, there's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven" telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Oh my god guys, I have a bulan before my daughter is due and I'm so fucking excited telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

ew telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Guess what I found out when I was trying to make melodic dubstep? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Pro tip: Unless you’re really good at Fortnite, don’t do Playground Mode with Riku. That is all. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I am becoming obsessed with James Charles. He has made me sister shook. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I am twenty two and I wanna share it with you! What I wished for was presents wrapped in blue! Green is my kegemaran color, but I don't care about the hue! It's my birthday birthday birthday! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Tfw anda finally mastered a good melody with LMMS. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

With getting some free time I`ve finally returned to practicing my gitar skills. Gotta say, my fingers weren`t ready for this. :D Also in other news... I really fckin appreciate all of the beautiful thunderstorms coming my way. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

i am sunburnt as hell. it hurts. im blistering. i never want to leave my room. it was totally worth it tho. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

''You cannot truly know your Waifu unless anda become your Waifu'' !!!! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Fall Out Boy - Sunshine Riptide is the perfect song for when you`re buzzed af ♪♫♪ telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Oh my god. Im watching this video of a drunk guy who fell asleep at an intersection trying to argue (while clearly drunk) with the cops as to why they dont have probable cause to get his identification while he is walking his vessel in the intersection

And according to him, "no one on this earth, this is a police officer, after 1929 ..... ..... thats fact! thats fact!" telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Wiar i binauf d'Alm aufi ganga
hab mer wolln mei Bibi-Henderl fange.
Gel mei Bibi-Hendl, gel bi-bi
gel mei Bibi-Hendl, jetzt duckst Di!

yodelaiho yodeladiho yodelaleialaidiasdflksadiioooo

Wiar i bin im Wald aussi kemma
ham's ma wolln mei Bibi-Henderl nehma.
Gel mei Bibi-Hendl, gel bi-bi
gel mei Bibi-Hendl, jetzt duckst Di!

yodelaiho yodeladiho yodelaleialaidiasdflksadiioooo telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

"Hey there,
I know it's hard to feel like I don't care at all.
Where anda are and how anda feel.
Put these lights off as these wheels
Keep rolling on and on. (and on and on and on...)
Slow things down atau speed them up.
Not enough atau way too much. (and on and on and on...)
Are anda and I gone?
And I can't make it on my own.
(And I can't make it on my own.)
Because my hati, tengah-tengah is in Ohio. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

"When eyes are red
We can't talk for a while
Without our sweet dumb things we say
anda don't want me anyway
anda don't want me anyway
so what
Why should i stay?
So goodbye to anda and your life
Your new best friends
your confidence
And i'll be here when anda get home
Sitting half way
Away from no where
praying for lips to touch
Holding myself
For a second
Just to catch anda smile
On this side telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Women in bikini are really the bliss of summer. (fictional atau real) and the fanserive in games. Just...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

link telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Warm susu x Hazelnut creamer: shipped sejak me. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

"A joke a hari keeps the gloom away." - the Joker (Batman: The Movie from 1966) telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Beef atau chicken? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

They have got to make a live action Pokémon movie. I sure as shit would go and see it. I wonder what boy would play Ash. And Brock too telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Whenever I play Nu-13 (occasionally along with Vatista) in BlazBlue menyeberang, cross Tag Battle, every once in a while there's always one player who complains about me playing Nu. Nu-13 is a type of character that requires patient in order to effectively beat her. I'm not going to attack the person, but instead of learning to be patient, he paused the game while I was bodying him as Nu, then he complains that Nu-13 is the most braindead character in the entire game. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Teen Titans Go! to the Filem starring Nicolas Cage as Superman and Jimmy Kimmel as Batman. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

"When shit hits the peminat and the world burns down, I'm just going to sit and watch and enjoy my kacang, kacang tanah mentega and pisang sandwich."

- COLA 2018 telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I am the bahagian, atas thot, fite me Riku telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

The first sentence in Spanish I learned was "Eres un payoso en mis pantelones."
Which translates to "You are a clown in my pants." telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

"I have a thick.....MEATY....VAGINAAAA" telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I'd be a lot warmer and a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of mead.. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Itty bitty shitty titties. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Call my pussy peterbilt 'cause its always hauling someone's oversize load B) telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Tfw anda finally learned how to mix your hard trap track.

Hopefully, I can get it promoted sejak the YouTube channel 'Hard Trap' atau something like that. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

any website where english movie can be downloaded?? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Eating something anda REALLY like be like:

Anyone: Shit that looks good, can I have some?

Me: BEGONE THOT! Thy shall not toucheth the glory of my plate!..............................................................BITCH. *screeches whilst savagely stabbing a fork through berkata kegemaran food.* telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Dab. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I made a club for cultures and cultural appreciation if anyone is interested; link telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Rikus gamer tag is "Cathartic Release" but the release is in italic. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Something about listening to a compilation of Anime openings perks me up like seriously. Not knowing which one is coming in the order is even better. A good way to find new shows. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Anyone watched Pop Team Epic? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

''Choose to live your Laifu in a way that will impress your Waifu'' !!!! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

New York style pizza is the best pizza out there. Fite me Italians telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

News!! I made it to the end of July 20th without killing myself!! Am I happy about it? Proud? I dunno! But I'm alive so that's progress I think!! Woo!! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu