If anda die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

If anda can't do anything about it, laugh like hell. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.^^ telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

When life gives anda lemons, squirt someone in the eye. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I'm married to Maru in Stardew Valley, Lydia in Skyrim, Carlos in real life, and blind on fanpop. Wow, I'm a cangkul, hoe telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

tbh without Friends
Fanpop is shit telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

"Nobody gonna take my car
I'm gonna race it to the ground
Nobody gonna beat my car
It's gonna break the speed of sound
Oooh it's a killing machine
It's got everything
Like a driving power big fat tyres
and everything" telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

N-NANI? KANSEI DORIFTO?! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Anyone here play Fortnite? My display name is: Felix1990 telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

"The problem with people who have no vices is generally anda can be pretty sure they're going to have some annoying virtues"

Elizabeth Taylor telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

ge ge gegege no ge telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

So this old lady who has been antagonizing me since I was a little kid saw me at the traktor supply co, and she started yelling at me for having a Satanic pentagram on my truck's window. I could have told her to fuck off, but I decided to have a little fun. I used her backwards worldview against her and convinced her that the devil literally made me do it telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I have a simple soalan for anda guys.
link telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I like how most of anda answered yes on my last soalan XD telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Dude... I dont know how many 7+ jam drives I can take to visit my universiti XD Like I went my first one there and then another one back over the past two days and those drives are horrible XD telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

HAAAAAAAAIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

JOKE OF THE DAY:

Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long ?
A: Because it’ll be a foot !!!!! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I wish to everyone a great hari telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

What I hate when a great musician passes, I can`t listen to the Muzik same way ever again. It`s bittersweet to listen to. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Fill in the blank:

"I am the white void. I am the cold steel. I am the just sword. With blade in hand shall I reap the sins of this world and cleanse it in the fires of destruction. I am ______. The end has come!" telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

A friend just texted me: "I used to work construction, but I just couldn't build a career. After that, I was a janitor, and let me tell you, I've seen some shit. Now I work in a car factory and it's about to drive me crazy" telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Legit the most silliest and dramatic thing someone did was first kick me out their server for making puns and also two dming me and saying that puns make them wanna die. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Someone asked me: "what do anda drive that big keldai truck for?" "Well, to carry the weight of my emotional baggage" telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

why did i get suspended i didn’t do anything 😭
NightKiss is it because of the Yaoi icons? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I bought an art book and was surprised with homo erotica instead. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I get wanting to smell nice at work. It's not my thing, but I get it. Still, the only excuse to wear that much perfume is if you're a crack whore who wants to cover up that she got her water turned off weeks lalu telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

im at sup telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

My Friends internet is back on!! This calls for celebration! CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!! Scratch that. Cheese for no one. We shall venture forth to the great hall for a plentiful amount of mead and meat! Who will sertai me in the internets selamat, peti deposit keselamatan return? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

When your sofa is really comfortable to lie on even if it's old and is quite torn, and is difficult to let go of it even though anda are getting a new one! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Shit my husband says: sex with a woman is a lot like driving a classic car. anda want to be gentle and nice, but it's so much lebih fun if anda don't telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Follow me!
Pay attention to me, follow me!
Follow me!
Pay attention to me, pay attention to me! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Im not really watching American Idol but my mom has been and all I gotta say is that Cade is a serious rock bintang already.

Like wtf is he doing here?

Why isnt he already out there? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Literally in the middle of a blizzard right now. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Looking back, "give me your queso blanco" may have been a bad thing to say to my Mexican husband during sex telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Yesterday: "Oh yay! It's almost 80 degrees! I can finally wear shorts."

Today: "Dammit! It's snowing!" telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

United States of America, France and United Kingdom launches peluru berpandu strikes in Syria

And Russia has warned USA

Is this the beginning of World War 3? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

My overly political brother made a snide komen to my mom so I constructed a post designed to offend everything he believes in. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

"Digital art is easy and cheating! anda have an undo button! And the computer does it for you!!!"
-People who haven't tried digital art. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

link :D First time in months to get a few drinks. What`s a better way to spend the rest of the evening than watching dumb video and gaming with friends. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

hei guys. I'm sorry about the tinjauan earlier. I didn't know that someone else tried it before I did it hurt people's eyes. I hope anda can forgive me for being ignorant and stupid. I saw something at the bottom of the screen and grew curious about what I saw. I'm so sorry and I promise it won't happen again. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Alright, I'm back so suck my shit XD But it's a joke, so don't get butthurt over being anal fucked sejak words that aren't words but puisi that look like words in the form of taking a beautiful wet fecal projection all over the everything that isn't everything because even "nothing" is everything due to "nothing" being a word.

Logic 101. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

sertai my club!
link
Feel free to add anything anda want to it telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I've really been getting along with my mom a lot better since I got pregnant. I think it's telah diberi me some perspective that I didn't have before telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Gonna go to a somewhat swanky restaurant today and I'm just over here looking at the menu online and all the names are in Italian and I feel like I'm gonna go in there like
"Yes I would like *food with a foreign name* and a glass of *fancy red wine of a highly sought after label and year*. *laughs in posh*"
Something about it feels so silly. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

tfw anda are a procrastinator and finally get your homework done before 11 PM for once telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

So, I really only dikomen on this dinding like, what, twice? And I was annoying as shit.
Anyways, I answered a shit ton of soalan on here and I used to be really active.
So sup. I'm back-ish. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Zu’u los Cesar. Lokal mich vaas los kraan tiid telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

My belly is at the point where it is bulging out some, and I think I might be feeling some flutters. My little Melody Kilroy has been active this week. I'm so excited telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

ok if any of u have a switch nd wanna play mario kart hmu telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

ok officer i get that but like why tho telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Guess who's getting lebih snow? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

My grandpa is gonna make it.. And in the end, I did get to see him,. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

TFW anda order something online and it's not here immediately. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

"With my bow and arrows, I respectfully ask for the divine protection of the sun god Apollo and the moon goddess Artemis.”
“I offer thee this calamity — Phoebus Catastrophe!” telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

*trumpetsound*
*pour green tea*
sucks on dick
does it real good
does it real does it real does it real good
*deku scrub sound*
*ganondorf laugh* telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I don't think I could get an abortion even if I had a good reason too. I'm not trying to make a political statement on whether atau not people should, I'm just saying I myself couldn't do it. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Wow... Just wow...

I ended up with $900. What to do? What to do? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I find it amazing how this place hasn't chagned ..... the icon, the banner, It gives me pure nostalgia visiting here. However, it's unfortunate how some of my Friends in here have deleted their account, and I didn't have a chance to say farewell to them. I remember those times when I did my best to obtain medal at my kegemaran club, including this one. sejak the way, how come the old post that are really old say that they are 1 tahun old? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

"Never accept the world as it appears to be, dare to see it for what it could be.''

- Harold Winston, Overwatch !!!! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Back again.. hei guys..
Hope you're all having a good morning/afternoon/night. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

It took my sister and me 45 minit to turn on a vacuum we've never used before. Not my proudest moment. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Everyone wants to be admired and appreciated; however people are so reluctant to appreciate others. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Can't believe it's almost 6 years that I've made an account here telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Ohh, I'm gonna beat ya guys so hard, you'll have a Twitch

account... telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I'm gonna skip work today and enthuse about Bayi with my mom telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I need to let this out.. My grandpa is in the hospital.. They say he's gonna die.. I can't say this on facebook.. But I need to "someone".. I Lost tens of relatives, but I never knew them.. This is the first time it's someone I was close too telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I’m tired. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I'm going to the doctor today to get my first ultrasound. I already bet my mom 50 bucks that the mauserbaby is a boy. I feel it telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

when the first episode of the new season of a series is expected to be aired a particular , somehow that hari feels like a festival! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I walked in on my husband saying to a friend: "I've started ringing a loceng every time my wife orgasms during sex, so what she thinks is a weird kink is actually me subtly training her to associate sex with the sound of the bell. Now all I have to do is ring the loceng and her pussy is already watering." Damn Kal, what am I, Pavlov's bitch? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Oh God I’m sick of being sick it’s been a week😫 telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Another dog owner:
Mad because his dog failed the daycare orientation and was *cooped up inside* all weekend. Why did he fail the orientation? Because he tried to bite the handler when she reached to grab his collar. Why did he try to bite her? Because the owner himself is abusive around the dog's neck, and now the dog reacts aggressively whenever someone reaches for his neck.

Gee, maybe if anda treated your dog nicer, he would have gotten into daycare like anda wanted.
People, man. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Some dog owners are fking crazy
We had one lady who wanted her dog in our Doggy hari Care program, but she wanted us to kick out all the other female Anjing so her one male dog didn't have to be around females (even though all male Anjing over 6 months old need to be neutered, anyway). She thought this was a perfectly reasonable request. Like, her one dog was so special, we're going to deny 20+ customers what they paid for just so we could satisfy *her*. So entitled. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Makeup ice cream and makeup sex are great. I seriously can't even get up right now because my entire lower regions hurt telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

PAY ATTENTION, EVERYONE!

I must say that I am very disappointed towards most of anda people. We happen to have some outstanding Members in here like Crazedsitcomfan, noRAP and NathalieNat who are generous enough to provide us some bahagian, atas Quality Content in this rotting Website but instead of praising this Holy Trinity and learning from its example, anda all are bashing on them. Shame on each one of anda really. anda could learn a lot. Abandon your feelings of Jealously and aspire to be them !!!! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Happy Easter 🐣🐰🍬💕 telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I talked to my husband like anda all said, it took me until this morning because I'm still scared. Basically he berkata he was over it after only a couple of hours and he thought I was the angry one. We're good now, and he's taking me on a tarikh to the local ice cream kedai so that will be fun telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I really hate this lame website and its shitty community.Fortunately this site is becoming lebih and lebih inactive so its only a matter of time before it gets taken down for good. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Welp it snowed again telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Okay so my husband and I had a fight yesterday and I really don't know what to do because we've literally never had a fight before and I slept out on the ranch last night because of it instead of in his katil where I belong and it was all over stupid shit and I started it and I want to go utama and apologize but I don't really know how and I'm scared and crying telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Would anyone be interested in Membaca my Sonic Fanfiction? I started it over a tahun ago, but Lost interest shortly after completing Book 1. The story in soalan is centered around my Sonic Fan-Character named Shock the Dog (see drawing: link) and it's just sitting in my documents, waiting on me to do something with it. And I haven't added anything new to his story in 2 fucking years. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

When anda realize you're 100% trash for a singer

link telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Me and my co-workers: *Constantly working hours past the end of our shift, rarely having time to take a break even though we're allowed one, cutting corners and leaving tasks undone because we have no time* Please schedule lebih people, we have enough workers.

My Bosses: What? You're not understaffed. That's not true. We don't want to schedule lebih people [because that's a waste of money]. Also, why does this still look dirty? And why aren't anda taking your breaks ? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

TOUCH FLUFFY TAIL !!!! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

How much do anda want to bet norap and nathalienat are actually the same person thinking they're being a really clever troll telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

My hair is so greasy from not menunjukkan that it looks like it's wet when it isn't. Haha, depression does that to anda telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

My story was accepted for publication! Now I just gotta sign some stuff and ask a few questions. So from the sound of it, imma be a published author. :'D telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Who here believes in magic? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

link telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Someday, people. Someday... telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I hope everyone has a great day~ telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

ok guys i 10/10 reccommend hte game NO THING its aethetic AF telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

*Shovels cow shit* I dong get what's so great about college.
*works in 100+ degree weather* I mean, that's just a lot of money to spend
*fist fights a pack of Coyotes* besides, anda don't know for sure you're going to get work
*falls off a traktor and wakes up in a hospital.* Look, I didn't go to college and I turned out just fine telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Got accepted into Angelina College. Btw, how's everyone doing? :) telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

My god... first time in years when I have looked back at some of my first komen-komen and balas on this site. Just one soalan to my past self - why did anda have to be sooooo freaking cringey?!?! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

You've got a lot of nerve anda one-eyed monsta !!!! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

One of the reasons I'm glad to still be young is knowing that I will get to experience a lot of the really cool future technology that's coming up. Electric semi trucks, carbon based materials, angkasa travel, self driving cars, lebih useful smartphones, lebih cultural contact, and shit like that. It makes me excited for the future telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

That moment when you're using Base 32 for sorting systems for your folders and will probably use it for doc files because it's amusing and out of the norm. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I was on the road for my birthday because fucking emergency orders. The boys and my family all surprised me today sejak cooking me breakfast this morning instead telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu