FACKTZ: pizza is gorss nd u should never eat it ever If u smoke hte maryjuanas u will get aids and die Being gay is a sin I take me job bein tha prez v v seriously 1 from deaht note is not that attractif
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Guys,I wanted to announce that I now officially hate Gemini Saga.His twin brother Kanon is a much better character and I Cinta him so much that I decided to make him my ikon <3 #KanonDidNothingWrong #SagaDidEverythingWrong
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Ozai from"Avatar:The Last Airbender"is the best fictional character that was ever created and a true role model for every father.
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I have mad respect for his person. When I become a parent, I wanna be just like him. Everyone should follow the example of such a deep, developed and quite misunderstood Character !!!!hampir setahun yang lalu
"Let’s say I posed this soalan to you: “Can all human souls be bought with money atau not?” Now remember, the kata kunci here is “all”. The answer is “There are times when anda can buy them, and other times, not,” right? The human being… sometimes he’ll uphold his pride and conscience even if he’s offered ten billion yen, and other times he’ll murder someone over one yen."
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Mom and I got in a major fight and now she thinks I shouldn't get to visit my own sister in the hospital because I didn't thank Jesus enough. Is it so hard to grasp that I just don't think he's real and therefore there is no obligation to thank him for anything. Mom should be thanking the engineers at Volvo, not god
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Regardless, she can't stop me from visiting my sister, know why? She drives a Subaru Outback and I drive my husband's Thunderbird. Let's see who gets to Santa Fe first, haghampir setahun yang lalu
hello yesi am mauserfan1910 also nown as eithne i like big mexican dicks nd also trucks are cool jalang, perempuan jalang cunt
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AH I JUST REALIZED anda GUYS SWAPPED ikon-ikon AND ITS BLOWING MY MIND COS I SPENT A minit atau TWO TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY anda WERE INTRODUCING YOURSELVEShampir setahun yang lalu
September never stays this cold Where I come from And anda know I'm not one for complaining, But I Cinta the way you'd roll Excuses off the tip of your tongue As I slowly fall apart (slowly, quietly, slowly) Fall apart
This won't mean a thing come tomorrow And that's exactly how I'll make it seem Cause I'm still not sleeping, Thinking I've crawled utama from worse than this
So please, please (please) I'm running out of sympathy (I'm running out of sympathy!)
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I've got a busy seterusnya couple of days. Today I'm working until about 7:00. After that, my husband and I are going to the Dyke and her Serbian wife's Halloween party, and god knows I'm going to stay the night because I fucking Cinta them. Tomorrow morning I have a shit ton of labu pies and turkey to cook for the boys, and I have to patrol the ranch Halloween night.
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*wheezes* Why is Membaca shitposting lebih hilarious it's late and you're fucking tired. It's almost like it's enhanced. lmao. Some telah diposkan bullshit and then people's reactions were the funniest thing. "hey quick soalan what the fuck? hey, just, just a real quick question, what the Fuck" "don’t act like anda don’t know exactly what’s going on" "fair point. let me amend my question: WHY the fuck" LMAO the so called shitpost is actually a REAL and legitimate thing. I am dying........
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linklmao apparently Orangina is a real product and some thought these imej are legitimate ways for people to take them seriously. Just roflmao.hampir setahun yang lalu
It seems anda have found Crazedsitcomfan's fap material. Of course, everyone who is Membaca this should know what to expect at this point !!!!hampir setahun yang lalu
am i the only one who finds it quite difficult to talk to people in my class face to face, but can easily chat with the same classmates through whatsapp atau facebook?! Looks like my communication skills are too bad!
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same,i guess it's because when around people we get nervous and stressed so it's hard to concentrate then we lose words..that is me definitelyhampir setahun yang lalu
I've been taking my 1956 Ford f-100 out to the ranch lebih often lately than the f-350. There's just something about the classic feel and the fact that my husband and I rebuilt it from the ground up
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We should have a "National No-Icon Day" on Fanpop atau at least Rawak just to see how well we can all communicate without the ikon-ikon and just usernames
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Look like Crazedsitcomfan... He is exactly what first comes to mind whenever I see a User without an Icon. In honor of the day, are we gonna spam various Kelab with Rawak furry parts too? LOLhampir setahun yang lalu
Greetings everyone! I recently became a Fanpop member and decided to sertai this club. It certainly seems pretty lively compared to others I have witnessed. Feel free to call me Keebo. Hope we can get along.
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"There is an invariable rule in men's battles, it states: 'An ugly, macho guy can never beat an intelligent, popular, slender and handsome hero.' Your fate was sealed when anda showed up with your ugly face."-Dark Schneider(Bastard !!)
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One upside to being atheist is how I'm always first pick to work Sundays because I have no religious reason not to atau a church schedule to work around. The doubletime pay is great, I'd work every Sunday if I could
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...Wow. I was feeling so depressed before, but now.... Now that I read this.... It's like I can see the light. Truly a life changing and inspiring quote.hampir setahun yang lalu
Well, I'm going to be honest. I always was a Mauser x 8 shipper. Slim x Mauser isn't bad but it feels a little bit forced to me. The Prez is a great Character but he shouldn't get in the way of Fanpop's OTP !!!!hampir setahun yang lalu
Well, zanhar1, it's about a young scientist student called Quinn Mallery who invents a mechanic that can go between dimensions. I'll review it on Ranbom soon. It's very interesting.hampir setahun yang lalu
Its like an entirely different system now and its not even a big deal but its still a thing regardless. Still really effing hate 7 though. Eff that guy.hampir setahun yang lalu
As the designated ranch mama I'm not supposed to have a kegemaran worker, but I do. His name is Darius and he came down here from near Detroit with nothing but an 80s Ford Escort LX and the will to survive down here. We hired him to work on the ranch and the motherfucker borrowed money from my dad not to buy a little ranch truck, but to put mud tires and a trailer hitch on his shitbox car
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The best thing about him though as a worker is that despite him being raised a city slicker, he's always so in tune with the cattle. He can look out of the window of his car and say, that cow is sick, that cow is pregnant, that cow got in a fighthampir setahun yang lalu
He has this weird thing with Pepsi too. I tell him to drink Gatorade, but he refuses. He just keeps a couple of bottles of Pepsi in the batang of his car and drinks straight from those.hampir setahun yang lalu
"The definitions of justice and evil are all in the eye of the beholder.History is full of examples that prove it.Even if it is evil,the one who stands in triumph will be considered as justice,similarly if justice is defeated it will be known as evil"-Cancer Deathmask(Saint Seiya)
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My dad: Make sure to lock every door at night; unlocked doors are dangerous! Don't keep any windows open at night, even if you're on the saat atau third floor, because apparently a robber could have a ladder with them and will be able to break in! In fact, don't even look outside at night. Danger!
Also my dad: I'm off for my daily 3 am walk seterusnya to the highway and I'm not wearing anything reflective, as per usual. If anything happens to me anda won't know because you'll be asleep. See ya!
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"We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty." - Maya Angelou !!!!
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I got to work today and one of the boys pointed out I had forgotten to wipe some of my husband's cum off my chest. That was embarrassing
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;-; My new Trichotillomania medicine / vitamins literally smell like actual shit. Like a really stinky crap. And i have to take two a hari then four a hari ;-;
#WhatIsLife
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When I was a young child I had somewhat of a major surgery, and I had to take a medicine afterwords that literally smelled like piss. I feel you.hampir setahun yang lalu
Tomorrow I get to see a new psychiatrist and hope he isnt a shitty annoying jalang, perempuan jalang like the last one I had.
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For those of anda who are curious, the doctor basically berkata two things. 1: physically, I'm very healthy and perfectly fit for having kids. He dikomen on me being young, but not young enough for it to be a problem. I just need to learn to better control my temper and keep going to my therapist weekly. 2: it's important to stay hydrated and not push myself too much at work, but I can still do my job as a rancher otherwise.
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Ugh... Ive had a horrible migraine for the whole last quarter of the football game (it was a lighter one that I thought might just be a mild headache since the start of the game), the whole ride back, and now which probably makes about an jam and half of horrible migraine...
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while on the school bus, I saw some creepy Halloween decorations that included a giant animal climbing up a tree, and for some reason I started imagining the giant animal coming to life and getting hit sejak the school bus. Then I started imagining a deer getting hit sejak the school bus... Less than one saat after the deer had been hit sejak the bus in my imagination, we saw a dead deer in somebody's backyard
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Wow that's really sucks. .. I sometimes imagine wild things similar to that then I snap myself out of it. I know how that feels.hampir setahun yang lalu
I have an appointment with my doctor tomorrow to talk about babies. If anda think I'm nervous as hell, you're 100% right
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Das nervt Ich hoffe, dass Sie bald eine Pause einlegen (This is Google translate I don't actually speak German but I do hope anda catch a break soon.)hampir setahun yang lalu
Excuse me. Do anda happen to have some Pie as well? I have been looking for a while but I can't seem to find the right dinding to order !!!!hampir setahun yang lalu
hei all anda ugly motherfuckers I'm deleting my Fanpop account anda stupid bitches I cant believe i joined in the first place i have never seen so many ignorant and ugly retards BYE
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TFW everyone in your school is paying $60-75 to go to homecoming to have their ears blown out sejak loud dubstep on bad speakers and hang out but instead of that anda plan to go with your boyfriend to the arcade and have fun with the $60-75
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Dance on ye balls Cat fucking a handbag Yours only yours It's a walrus nipple dancepad It's no lie, Lisa in the crowd berkata "Look! Henry had a vaginal malfunction!"
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Yk I have come to the conclusion I am a waifu hunter. It is my duty to catch all of the waifus in every series period. This is my chosen one's destiny. I am going to embrace it. *triumphant song and triumphant walk of honor ensues*
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Welp, I've got the 8 truck on the road again, doing another expedite to Kansas City. I'll see anda guys in a few days
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For the first time in my life, I'm finally able to say: I'm getting ready for work. I admit, I'm a little nervous about this. I've never had job training before, much less a REAL job. What if I hate it? What if everyone there hates ME? I know that's a bit of a stretch, but this is all new to me, y'know? I am excited, though, and I'm grateful to get this opportunity in life. I'll try not to worry too much, and I'll tell y'all about it when I'm home. I just hope the risks are worth taking.
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Me: Oh boy I'm so glad to be at my own utama with my own husband after spending so much time trucking. Dad: Enya I need anda to do another expedited delivery Me: fuk anda dad
Not getting paid enough for this shit. Well, actually, I am, but still.
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Alright guys time to go see Yo-Yo Ma. *finishes teh from puts emas teh cup. Puts on best Lolita coordinate and grabs 600 dollar pen*
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Menthol cough drops and caffeine, it works a million times better than DayQuil. Just don't ever, if anda value your life liberty and happiness, mix DayQuil and caffeine.hampir setahun yang lalu
How it happens, I don't care If it's raining atau what I wear I know today is taking me were I'm meant to be Doesn't matter where I go with my Phoney jewels, atau rock bintang phone I'm waiting for a friend to call, atau the rain to fall
Life goes by Who knows why
I can't wait for the world to spin I can't wait to be happenin' Oh, what's it gonna take I can't wait for the time to come When I'll be shining like the sun I can't wait (I can't wait)
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Hey, everyone, I have great news! I start my vocational job training this coming Tuesday. I'll be working from around 8AM to 1PM (at least that's what I recall my aunt telling), and I'll basically be learning how to work and all that good stuff. I've never had any experience with working a job, that's why it's lebih of a training thing. But either way, I'm excited about this, I'm thankful that I'm able to finally get somewhere in life. Life is awesome ❤️
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tfw anda have lebih emas than anda know what to do with so anda can just freely change your profil Rekaan with your whims
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The Minotaur's my butler The Cyclops my valet A Centaur draws my chariot that takes me down the way Through a river made of api, kebakaran To a jalan that's paved in bones I got a dozen zombie skeletons to walk me to my throne
In the land of the dead Heck boy, ain't it grand? I'm the overlord of the underworld Cause I hold Horror's Hand In the land of the dead I'm darkside royalty I'm far renowned in the underground And anda can't take that from me !!!!
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