Emmett's POV
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'You stupid mutt,' Rose snarled to Jacob. I sighed. Here again.
'Hé, Blondie, do anda know how they call a blonde with brain?' Jacob laughed.
'Don't anda dare to finish that sentence,' she snapped.
'A golden retriever,' Jacob laughed again.
'Get lost, disgusting dog.'
'Or what?' Jacob said. 'You gonna cry your sad tearless cry?'
'I'll kill you,' Rose shouted.
'Before anda get the change I'll kill you,' Jacob winked at her.
'Before anda get the change to touch me Emmett will finish you,' she hissed. 'Fido.'
I laughed in myself. We all knew that Jacob didn't have a change against...

Rosalie:"Enjoy Mongruel." Jacob:"Hey do anda know what anda call a blonde with a brain?" Rosalie:"Don't anda finish that sentence!"Jacob:" A Golden Retriever!" Rosalie:" Urg!Don't anda have anything better to do than ruin our lives?" Jacob" Nope. My schedule is clear until the hari the Golden Retriever dies." Rosalie:"Maybe I should just kill anda myself." Jacob:"Renesmee wouldn't like that." Rosalie:"She'll get over it if I tell her anda jumped off a cliff." Jacob:"She wouldn't beleive that." Rosalie:"Well then she will just have to get over it." Jacob:"I'd Cinta to see anda try." Rosalie:"No anda wouldn't...