Season 2, Episode 1 (The Bad ikan Paradigm)

I've got lebih nervous ticks than a Lyme Disease research facility.

Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can't tell Dad.

I drank susu that tasted funny.

Season 2, Episode 2 (The Codpiece Topology)     

Notify the editors of the oxford English Dictionary: the word "plenty" has been redefined to mean "two."

If you're having trouble deciding where to sit, may I suggest One Potato, Two Potato -- atau as I call it, the Leslie Winkle experimental methodology.

You'd hit particulate soil in a colloidal suspension. Mud.

Season 2, Episode...

Season 1, Episode 1 (Pilot)     Well, today we tried masturbating for money.
    Yes, it tells us that anda participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun’s apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.
    You did not "break up" with Joyce Kim. She defected to North Korea.

Season 1, Episode 2 (The Big Bran Hypothesis)     Ah gravity, thou art a heartless bitch.
    Explain to me an organizational system where...