Spongebob and Gary

THIS IS A PARODY OF PERFUME DEPARTMENT WHICH IS SEEN IN THE EPISODE OF SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS CALLED "SHANGHIED" THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST WELL-KNOWN FUNNIEST SCENES TO AUDIENCES.
SID AS PATRICK
SCART AS SPONGEBOB
AND ANOTHER THING EVEN THOUGH SCART CANNOT TALK LET'S PRETEND THAT HE DID AT LEAST IN THIS SHORT STORY.
i have a idea sid said
really what is it? scart asked
let's leave sid suggested
but the door's locked and the only way to get to the other is to go through the perfume cave-partment(a cave that shows cavewomen paying perfume,i know,i know perfume wasn't even invented in the stone age let's...

"Ooh, Mr. Kraaaaabs!" Spongebob chimed, a krabby patty on one hand, and a flyer on the other.

"What is it, m'boy?" Mr Krabs came running from his office. He had been busy counting his money, penny sejak penny and nickel sejak nickel. Clearly he was not in the mood for another one of Spongebob's games.

"I found this -- oops, excuse me, Squidward," he almost dropped his patty, "I found this while I was delivering a patty to a customer! Seemed like it just slapped me in the face!"

In fact, it did slapped him in the face. A customer had put too much hot sauce on her Makanan and threw the thing straight across...

(Talking)
When I ripped my pants
I thought that I had everybody on my side,
'till I went and blew it,
all sky high
and now she won't even spare a passing glance
all just because I [rip] ripped my pants.
(Whole band singing)
When big Lary came 'round just to put him down
Spongebob turned into a clown
and no girl ever wants to dance
with a fool who went and [rip] ripped his pants
(Spongebob singing)
I know I shouldn't mope around,
I shouldn't curse
but the pain feels so much worse
Cause windin up with no one is a lot less fun
then a burn from the sun
or sand in your buns....

Now I learned a lesson I won't soon...