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Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- anda could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson Frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's tiramisu Pencuci Mulut (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread...
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posted by Wendy99
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Petikan I picked up online, they're about being yourself and what anda want to be in life =3



“You have to risk going too far to discover just how far anda can really go.”

“Today anda are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is you’er than you.”
    

“Don’t be afraid to give up the good to go for the great.
    

“Don’t live down to expectations. Go out there and do something remarkable.”


“Every struggle in your life has shaped anda into the person anda are today. Be thankful for the hard times; they can only make anda stronger.”...
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posted by VengefulSpirit
Some Friends Are Forever

Sometimes in life,
you find a special friend:
someone who changes your life
by being a part of it.
Someone who makes anda laugh
until anda can't stop;
someone who makes anda believe
that there really is
good in the world.
Someone who convinces you
that there is an unlocked door
just waiting for anda to open it.
This is forever friendship...

When you're down,
and the world seems dark and empty,
your forever Friends lifts anda up in spirit
and make that dark and empty world
suddenly seem bright and full.
Your forever friend gets anda through
the hard times, the sad times,
and the confused times....
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posted by Wendy99
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Now hold on a minute, not all of these are mine, some I randomly heard them and some are mine. Anyway, I hope anda guys like them. ;]

I telah diposkan this artikel on the Rawak spot too so I berkata why not post it here, after all this is the right place. Hope anda like it. Thanks for reading. ;)

"Why, do anda find me irresistible?"

"No, I just dress better than you"

"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

"I Cinta the saat grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl...
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"WHAT EACH Ciuman MEANS"
- Ciuman on the Forehead: We're cute together .
- Ciuman on the Cheek: We're friends.
- Ciuman on the Hand: I adore you.
- Ciuman on the Neck: I want you, now.
- Ciuman on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
- Ciuman on the Lips: I Cinta YOU...

WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
- Holding Hands: We definitely like each other.
- Holding anda tight pressed against each other: I want you.
- Looking into each other's Eyes: I like you, for who anda are.
- Playing with Hair: Let's fool around.
- Arms around the Waist: I like anda too much to let go.
- Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you.

ADVICE:
-...
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Famous Quote #1
People are just about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Abraham Lincoln
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Famous Quote #2
Everyone has problems, some are just better at hiding them.
Unknown
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Famous Quote #3
If we did all the things that we are capable of doing, we would literally astound ourselves.
Thomas Edison
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Famous Quote #4
Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it.
Dennis P. Kimbro
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Famous Quote #5
Sometimes your joy is the...
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posted by Wendy99
(You MUST read them out loud atau it doesnt make as much sense)...

1) That's not right........ Sum Ting Wong

2) Are anda harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk

5) Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did anda go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think anda need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim

10) I thought anda were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone... No Pah King

12) staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo

13) He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka

14) Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu

15) Great... Fa Kin Su Pah

For the losers who didn't get it..... you're dumb

- bulliten
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Also, take a look at my Text Emoticons and Smileys collection.



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€ £ ¥ ¢...
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10th grade

As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl seterusnya to me. She was my so called "best friend". I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the hari before and handed them to her. She berkata "thanks" and gave me a Ciuman on the cheek. I wanted to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I Cinta her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

11th grade
The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. She was in tears, mumbling...
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posted by Wendy99
Never confuse motion with action -- Benjamin Franklin

When fortune knocks, open the door.

Before we set our hearts too much on anything, let us examine how happy are those who already possess it.

The eyes are the window to the soul.

A fault confessed is half redressed.

Know women, know pain, no women, no pain.

Beware the frumious Bandersnatch.

I used to be clueless about math, but I turned that around 360 degrees.

All men think all men mortal, but themselves.

It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.

A friend to all is a friend to none.

A great...
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posted by Tamar20
Pure eyes, blue like a glassy head, anda are always looking at me, and I am always looking at you. Ah, you're too meek - beautiful, unspoiled: thus I'm so sad, I suffer - and so happy, it hurts - I want to hurt you. And destroy myself. What would anda think, if anda knew how I felt - would anda simply smile, not saying a word? Even curses from your mouth would be beautiful as pearls. I place my left hand on your face as though we were to kiss. Then I suddenly shove my thumb deep into your eye-socket. Abruptly, decisively, like drilling a hole. And what would it feel like? Like jelly? Trembling...
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posted by Wendy99
Last night I lay in katil looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.


The only reason people get Lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.


The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.


Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.


There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.


"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams


The road to success is always under construction.


When I die, I want to go peacefully...
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posted by Wendy99
"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."
- Charles Caleb Colton

"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only sejak this meeting that a new world is born."
- Anais Nin

"My Friends are my estate."
- Emily Dickinson

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."

"A friend is one who walks in when others walk out"
-Walter Winchell

"A friend is someone who is there for anda when he'd rather be anywhere else."
- Len Wein - Sent sejak Paulo Louro

"A friend is someone who knows the song...
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posted by Tamar20
“User: So, how does this work?
Cleverbot: How does what work?
User: Do I just talk to you?
Cleverbot: And if I ask anda something about aritmetics?
User: I don’t care much for math.
Cleverbot: Same here.
User: What should I call you?
Cleverbot: Call me Heather. What should I call you?
User: Nicole. Nice to meet anda Heather.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet anda too. Do anda have a name?
User: Nicole.
Cleverbot: What’s your name?
User: Nicole.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet anda Nicole.
User: What do anda like to do?
Cleverbot: I like sport.
User: I like sports, occasionally.
Cleverbot: What sports do anda do?
User: None.
Cleverbot:...
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1. In school, anda do homework. In college, anda study.

2. In school, anda wear your backpack on one shoulder; in college, on both.

3. In college, the professors can tell anda the answer without looking at the teacher's guide.

4. In school, you're told what classes to take. In college, anda get to choose; that is, as long as the classes don't conflict and anda have the prerequisites and the classes aren't closed and you've paid your tuition.

5. In school, if anda mess up anda can usually sweet-talk your way out of it. In college, you're lucky to ever talk with the professor.

6. In school, when the teacher...
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AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb 18) - anda have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. anda lie a great deal. anda make the same mistakes repeatedly because anda are stupid. Everyone thinks anda are a jerk.

PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20) - anda have a vivid imagination and often think anda are being followed sejak the FBI atau CIA. anda have a minor influence on your friends, and people resent anda for flaunting your power. anda lack confidence and are a general dipshit.

ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 20) - anda are the pioneer type and think most people are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. anda too are a jerk....
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