I have heard some very strange things from people over the years, and for the last tahun atau so I've kept a senarai of the best ones I hear.
So I thought it would be a good idea to share these with the world.

And of course to make it lebih interesting, absolutely no context will be given.

Enjoy.


"Help! I'm being attacked sejak evil celery!" -me, 2017

"Looks like the AAAARGH!!! was full!" -me, 2018

"Oh no! My succubus!" -me, 2018

"I don't remember the kumquats..." -my dad, 2018

"I think I'm gonna cut the child." -Emilio, 2018

"If you're gonna get a baby, might as well buy them in bulk." -Teague, 2018

"So basically...