*at school*
mr.banner: Bella get your eyes off of mr.cullen and pay attention to my lesson
bella: *turns around* fine then tell that skank to stop staring at my man *points*
lauren: gasp!
banner: excuse me miss angsa, swan i wouldnt want to send anda to the office
bella: well send me to the office. nobody wants to hear your lame teachings anyway
edward: um bella love, anda dont want to go there with him...
bella: ok your right...but i do want to go there with her *slaps lauren* STOP STARING AT MY MAN! HE DONT WANT YOU
lauren: aw no anda didnt just go there slut!
bella:*body slams her* uh yeah i just did! *pulls her wig off*
lauren:ahhhh my hair!!!*runs out the room holding her bald head and wig*
edward: bella Cinta why didnt anda tell me anda could fight like that?
bella: cause anda never ask
(alice and emmett are in the window laughing)
banner; to the office swan!
bella:make me BANNER!
*banner puts his hands on her boobs trying to push her out the room*
edward:*growls*get your hands off my wife anda perverted old man! *punches him across the room*
bella:oo eddy poo! now i'll see anda in a little bit, imma go find that skank
edward:ah ah lets just go utama before anda get in lebih trouble
bella: trouble is fun and plus i want to know what that skank was thinking
alice: bella if anda go...im taking anda shopping
bella turns around:never mind lets go. im bored now....i need pixie stixs! (jumps in the car and leaves edward)
edward:newton i hate to ask anda this but bella and alice store my car so can anda give me a ride home?
mike: yea if anda let me bang bella:
edward:*punches mike in the face and destroys his car* never mind ill walk
mike: yea anda better keep walking cullen!
jessica:awwww mikey did anda beat up cullen?....you're so hot
edward:*breaks mike's nose and legs* yea he wishes *runs utama and sees bella
bella: lookeddyigotpixiestixsandimreallyhyper!
(a/n: she really says "look eddy i got pixie stixs and im really hyper!")
edward: i can see that love. bella listen, im wanted dead atau alive
bella: *turns her head like a dog* huh?
a/n ooooh clifie =) srry =p
btw emmett and everbody else comes in the seterusnya chapter......ALOT of emmett
(plz review if anda want the rest its way lebih funnier..seriously)
mr.banner: Bella get your eyes off of mr.cullen and pay attention to my lesson
bella: *turns around* fine then tell that skank to stop staring at my man *points*
lauren: gasp!
banner: excuse me miss angsa, swan i wouldnt want to send anda to the office
bella: well send me to the office. nobody wants to hear your lame teachings anyway
edward: um bella love, anda dont want to go there with him...
bella: ok your right...but i do want to go there with her *slaps lauren* STOP STARING AT MY MAN! HE DONT WANT YOU
lauren: aw no anda didnt just go there slut!
bella:*body slams her* uh yeah i just did! *pulls her wig off*
lauren:ahhhh my hair!!!*runs out the room holding her bald head and wig*
edward: bella Cinta why didnt anda tell me anda could fight like that?
bella: cause anda never ask
(alice and emmett are in the window laughing)
banner; to the office swan!
bella:make me BANNER!
*banner puts his hands on her boobs trying to push her out the room*
edward:*growls*get your hands off my wife anda perverted old man! *punches him across the room*
bella:oo eddy poo! now i'll see anda in a little bit, imma go find that skank
edward:ah ah lets just go utama before anda get in lebih trouble
bella: trouble is fun and plus i want to know what that skank was thinking
alice: bella if anda go...im taking anda shopping
bella turns around:never mind lets go. im bored now....i need pixie stixs! (jumps in the car and leaves edward)
edward:newton i hate to ask anda this but bella and alice store my car so can anda give me a ride home?
mike: yea if anda let me bang bella:
edward:*punches mike in the face and destroys his car* never mind ill walk
mike: yea anda better keep walking cullen!
jessica:awwww mikey did anda beat up cullen?....you're so hot
edward:*breaks mike's nose and legs* yea he wishes *runs utama and sees bella
bella: lookeddyigotpixiestixsandimreallyhyper!
(a/n: she really says "look eddy i got pixie stixs and im really hyper!")
edward: i can see that love. bella listen, im wanted dead atau alive
bella: *turns her head like a dog* huh?
a/n ooooh clifie =) srry =p
btw emmett and everbody else comes in the seterusnya chapter......ALOT of emmett
(plz review if anda want the rest its way lebih funnier..seriously)
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