Note: I did not write this article.My Fanpop sister,Robssesed,wrote this.This is for all anda Twi hards,like Robssesed and myself.Enjoy!!!
The only thing that is mine from the artikel are the pictures.
If anda think that Twilight is the best book know to woman... (And man!) Copy/paste this into your profile.
If you've reread Twilight over 4 times...copy/paste this into your profile.
If anda have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever anda hear thunder, anda think of Vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.
If anda are in Cinta with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile.
If anda took the time to read all of these (and anda usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever wished anda could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone mentions Twilight, anda can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.
If anda are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If anda are addicted to Vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If Edward's mind reading, Alice's visions, Jasper's empathy, Rosalie's beauty and tenacity, Emmett's strength, Esme's love, and Carlisle's compassion are only a few of thousands of reasons why you're Team Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.
If anda have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up atau i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up atau i'll get james to kill anda
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that Vampires are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely Cinta the Cullen Vampires
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON
NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profil
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile!
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. anda can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True Cinta knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real Vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about lebih than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Cinta means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. angkasa heaters can be very annoying.
30. Cinta can make even the most miserable places paradise.
The Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey sejak traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my hati, tengah-tengah fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and see a outfit thats a cutie
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to Cinta Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know.
The only thing that is mine from the artikel are the pictures.
If anda think that Twilight is the best book know to woman... (And man!) Copy/paste this into your profile.
If you've reread Twilight over 4 times...copy/paste this into your profile.
If anda have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever anda hear thunder, anda think of Vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.
If anda are in Cinta with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile.
If anda took the time to read all of these (and anda usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever wished anda could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone mentions Twilight, anda can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.
If anda are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If anda are addicted to Vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If Edward's mind reading, Alice's visions, Jasper's empathy, Rosalie's beauty and tenacity, Emmett's strength, Esme's love, and Carlisle's compassion are only a few of thousands of reasons why you're Team Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.
If anda have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up atau i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up atau i'll get james to kill anda
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that Vampires are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely Cinta the Cullen Vampires
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON
NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profil
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile!
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. anda can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True Cinta knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real Vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about lebih than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Cinta means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. angkasa heaters can be very annoying.
30. Cinta can make even the most miserable places paradise.
The Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey sejak traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my hati, tengah-tengah fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and see a outfit thats a cutie
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to Cinta Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know.
Preface
I had done it, all of it.
All of which I never wanted to do.
I had hurt her.
I had risked her life....again....
I had made her suffer.
I had caused her enough pain to last an eternity.
And here I was, getting ready to do give here more pain, getting ready to do what I always wanted and never wanted to do.
I took a deep breath, and the scent of her blood burned my throat like white hot knifes, though I did not have any urge to drink it.
Yes….This just proves it, I am a monster. How could I even think about my thirst when she was suffering because of me?
Because of me…yes, it’s entirely my fault.
I ignored the throbbing in my throat and injected the venom straight into her heart...the hati, tengah-tengah which will stop beating soon, the hati, tengah-tengah which was the reason for me to live, the hati, tengah-tengah which she had telah diberi to me to keep selamat, peti deposit keselamatan just like how I had telah diberi her my silent heart, because of my selfishness, it was going to stop beating.....forever.
I had done it, all of it.
All of which I never wanted to do.
I had hurt her.
I had risked her life....again....
I had made her suffer.
I had caused her enough pain to last an eternity.
And here I was, getting ready to do give here more pain, getting ready to do what I always wanted and never wanted to do.
I took a deep breath, and the scent of her blood burned my throat like white hot knifes, though I did not have any urge to drink it.
Yes….This just proves it, I am a monster. How could I even think about my thirst when she was suffering because of me?
Because of me…yes, it’s entirely my fault.
I ignored the throbbing in my throat and injected the venom straight into her heart...the hati, tengah-tengah which will stop beating soon, the hati, tengah-tengah which was the reason for me to live, the hati, tengah-tengah which she had telah diberi to me to keep selamat, peti deposit keselamatan just like how I had telah diberi her my silent heart, because of my selfishness, it was going to stop beating.....forever.