Siri-siri Twilight Article: The Jasper Diaries

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posted by emmett

*I did not write this*
Dear Diary,

So today was like any other day. Almost killing every human who starts to smell too good, toying with people’s emotions and kicking Emmett’s butt at chess. anda know same old, same old.

Though, today was exceptionally hilarious. I was playing a game of chess with Emmett, with 9 boards, and I was winning, naturally. So because I was winning Emmett got all upset and broke my all time fav chess piece, the little night on his little horse. God I was mad about that, he knew it was my fav and he had to go and kill it! So I went and did something a LOT worse! Haha it was so funny, I actually made Emmett think he was in Cinta with Edward! Yeah I know I am truly evil! MWAHAHA!!! He was carrying around one of Edward’s shirts and just mumbling “oh my sweet, sweet Eddie-kin, when will anda come utama to me?” God, it was the funniest thing I have ever seen! I mean have anda ever seen a grown man carrying around his brother’s baju and looking hopelessly lost? It is so funny!!!

So yeah, other than that I went shopping with Alice today before my game of chess with Emmett, and OH MY GOSH I got the cutest pair of shoes that I have ever seen!

....

Oh...

My...

God...

I’VE BEEN WHIPPED!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *sobs to himself for a while then regains composer*

... I think I’m okay now. So... Umm, like I was saying... Yeah I went shopping with Alice today. It was alright, kinda boring...

Okay, so Alice talked to me about the whole making Emmett fall in Cinta with Edward thing. She berkata it was a bad idea, but didn’t/wouldn’t tell me why. So naturally I’m going to do it anyway, just because I’m morbidly curious and evil! MWAHAHA!!!

Also, I think I might go hunting with Nessie... Nah I want to see how long I can keep this whole, Emmett-is-obsessed-with-Edward, thing going. It can only get better, of that I’m sure HAHA! I could make Edward feel that way about Emmett haha!! Oh atau better yet! Make him feel that way about his piano! HAHA I am so doing that!

This is going to be FUN! I will let anda know how it all turns out seterusnya time I talk to yeah D.
~Jasper

kittykat89, jelly14 and 1 other like this

alice1fan very funny!!!

jelly14 Yeah! Lol! This is really funny !!

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New Moon, chapter eleven, Clarifications. Part five

posted by New_Moon_Master

I jumped at the sound of her voice. She was back already? But I couldn't focus on that for long. What had Jacob just said? Had I really heard right?
"Over my dead body!" he rowred at her.
He took a step ke hadapan and tried to pull me over to him sejak my waist. Alice's hand grabbed mine, and I started to get scared that a tug-o-war would begin. That would be painful. Jake growled. I looked back at Alice. She was glaring at him in such a terrifying way...she honestly scared me a little. She yanked on my arm, and I came flying towards her, out of Jacob's grasp. She flung me behind her body. My mind...

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The girl who fell in Cinta with a Werewolf Chapter 2

posted by twilight_lover9

Nessie looking at Lilly because she is staring at the cullens

Jake never spoke again instead he walked straight towards me, i squeezed my eyes shut while my mind was screaming soalan but it was too late to think of that, than i heard Jake coming closer
“Lily, come out i know your there” he sounded amused , i sighed than stepped out, i was surprised to see Jake with a huge smile on his face i sneaked a glance at Quil he was looking down and his face was pink, i was confused but before i could ask any soalan Jake wrapped his arm around my shoulders and steered me to class,
“ You've got a lot of explaining to do, I'm coming over this Arvy”...

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New Moon, chapter eleven, Clarifications. Part three

posted by New_Moon_Master

I was expecting the kind of reaction I used to get when I'd say those kinds of things. But she just looked at me. Speculating. Was she actually thinking about it?! My hati, tengah-tengah beat faster as I grabbed at the oportunity.
"I could stay with you." I blurted out, and then thought better of it. "Unless anda wanted space, then I could find somewhere else. If anda did not want me crowding you." I was so happy that I might get what I had dreamt of for so long, I was babbling on.
"What would anda tell Charlie, Bella?" She berkata as though she could not believe I hadn't thought of that already.
I looked down,...

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New Moon, chapter eleven, Clarifications.

posted by New_Moon_Master

I sighed. This was going to take a while, and I didn't feel up for it. I was exausted. Obviously I hadn't gotten much sleep last night...
But I did feel really bad, too. Poor Alice. She must have thought that...but I couldn't think about that any lebih than I had to.
"Oh. I'm sorry Alice...I understand how that must have loooked, but..." I paused. "that's obviously not what happpened." I whispered.
"Bella, please. Just say it. I have no idea what happened, and do anda know how insane that's driving me?" She asked, and it was true, there was mad curiousity in her eyes.
"Okay, well..." I started....

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serigala, serigala, wolf Brothers Chapter Seven

posted by She_wolf

Chapter Seven (what will embry do?)

I gulped and nodded. She knew what she was doing. Didn’t she? She smiled then jerked ke hadapan on the bike, leaving me behind. I followed her quickly.
“Crap!” She yelled just before we got half way down the dust road. She screamed to a stop. I stopped just behind her.
“What is it?” I asked scanning her face.
“It’s those bloody ‘protectors’.” Her face was stony. “I was riding down here last week, and they told me to ‘pack it in atau they’d stop me’.” She imitated Sam Uley’s voice. “They’re so weird. Sam Uley I think it was....

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New Moon, chapter ten, Changes. Part four

posted by New_Moon_Master

I looked at the compass and the map, made sure the compass was pointing the direction on the spoke I had followed, and started moving again. What a pain it was to hike all this way. It was so much easier the first time I'd come here...
I had to think of something else every fast, if I ever wanted to make it home. Of course it was better when Jacob had come with me. My personal sun, lighting everything in his path. But I was lebih grateful for the fact that he had not taken this trip with me. FOr so many reasons I couldn't even count. For one thing, how would I explain my conversation with a vampire?...

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New Moon, Chapter ten, Changes. Part two

posted by New_Moon_Master

At that moment, I realized that I had a shread of hope. I hadn't mean to let myself have it, yet there it was, betraying me and causing me unimaginable pain in the long run. Hope that what I dreamed of could happen. Hope that if I were fast and strong he couldn't run from me. And if I were beautiful and graceful...he wouldn't want to run. That I could find Alice. I missed her so much.
Those thoughts made it feel like I was puring acid on my wounds. My chest thrubbed. There shouldn't be any hope that I was holding onto. Because there was no hope. But I was about to die, I reminded my self. My...

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My true Cinta Chapter 3. Nessies point of veiw

posted by Twilightsauce

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I was shocked at the sight I saw when I woke up. Everybody was rushing around carrying heavy bags and fancy looking equipment to the cars outside.
“Jasper?” I called, I was anxious to know what was going on and I knew that he was the only one who would give me a straight answer. He was at my side before I could blink.
“What is it that anda want Nessie?” he asked with a warm but not quite genuine smile.
“What is happening?” I whispered “I just woke up and I can’t see mum atau dad...

Robert Pattinson-'Spider-Man' Rumors!

posted by Hellohoudini

Enough With The Robert Pattinson-'Spider-Man' Rumors!

telah diposkan 1/14/10 2:00 pm ET sejak Terri Schwartz in Movie News, Movies, Twilight Forever!

About nine months ago, Reelz Channel and some other popular film websites ran an artikel declaring Robert Pattinson would be replacing Tobey Maguire in the red and blue tights in "Spider-Man 4," quoting then director Sam Raimi as saying, "Robert is the future of the franchise." It was soon revealed that the April 1 post was nothing but a joke — a cruel joke — but in light of baru-baru ini events, it can be assumed Reelz and the other sites are kicking themselves...

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Stephenie Meyer Addresses Breaking Dawn Rumors

posted by Hellohoudini

Stephenie Meyer Addresses Breaking Dawn Rumors
By Twilight_News | 12 January 2010

This was just telah diposkan on Stephenie Meyer’s personal website:

"Just a quick note on the subject of the Breaking Dawn film: there is no drama over whether the book should be one movie atau two. My personal feeling is that it would be very difficult to cram the whole story into one movie (as I’ve berkata in many interviews sebelumnya to this), but if a great way of doing that surfaces, I’m all for it. Two atau one, whichever way fits the story best is fine sejak me, and everyone I’ve spoken with at Summit seems to feel...

Taylor Lautner signs on for 'Northern Lights'; Tom Cruise not attached.

posted by Hellohoudini

sejak Mandi Bierly

Taylor Lautner is set to bintang in the action movie Northern Lights, which, contrary to reports stating otherwise, will not feature Tom Cruise. A rep for David Ellison’s Skydance Productions tells EW the official logline is as follows: “Set against the backdrop of extreme flying, Northern Lights follows four young pilots as they compete against the world’s best. A story of teamwork, sacrifice, loss, and victory, these young aviators push themselves to physical and emotional limits in the unforgiving world of performance aerobatics.” The other pilots have not been cast....

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bellas depresstion, new moon, the 1st few months.

posted by Elzybells

it hurts to live. life to me is a saat death, only like being left to bleed on a pavement instead of a quick stab, then to be left in peace. death and life are much the same thing now. only death seems lebih peaceful, i already know, as i watch other people living there lives, there is nothing left for me. fun was like a greek word to me now. i didnt know what i ment. i thought about making the most of life before the pain killed me for sure. i couldnt remember HOW to have fun. what was the point of going to the beach? it wasn't going to bring my future back. it wouldnt make me feel any better....

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Diarie of the Vampires - Chapter 7

posted by HKEILTLTOY

Bellas roses

Im really sorry I havent telah diposkan in a long time I have been busy with holiday plans and homework over bahagian, atas of that too. Hope anda guys like this chapter though :P...

Bellas POV

That night was pretty dreamless, no dream at all. Probably because Edward was there and chased the dream away. But I havent had that one dream in a long time. He probably started to come over whe I never had that dream anymore. I would ask him in the morning if I remembered to do so. I felt releaved that he loved me as much I loved him. He was such a gentlemen and so kind; it was unbearable. He was just to good a person,...

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Never Ending Chapter 6

posted by teamedward_2010

I do not own twilight so please don't sue!

Lena talent is going to be that she can can know when people are lying atau telling the truth.

End of Chap. 5
A piece of folded paper caught my eye. LENA was written in that perfect script. I felt my hati, tengah-tengah drop into my stomach. All I could think is not again.

Chapter 6
I don't know how long I stood there till I picked up the paper. I opened slowing hoping that it would disappear before I got it open.
My Lena,
I hope that my friend got this to you, I miss anda dearly. It has been many years since your family and anda left. I will know soon if anda have...

Intense story

posted by PePs95

I haven't read any of the buku yet, but i did watch all of the Filem released until now. I want to say that the story of the Twilight series is simply great! The intense love, the romantic atmosphere...everything in it is very involving! while watching both movies, my mouth was dripping and my body completely still. It was as if my mind was the only part of my body that was active. I was totally into it! I will watch both Filem again and i'll get totally inspired again. My feelings were totally mixed! I was engulfed sejak the magic of love!

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Lost Memories (ch4)

posted by SuperFunFan1001

Yahoooo! So my story is really coming along. So anda think anda know what's gunna happen do you? Well I think I might surprise you!Ok so here! I really hope that I did good on the last chapter. Sorry if on this chapter some facts are wrong. I am not exactly an expert on the Volturi. Thanks for all of your comments!

Disclamer: Sigh....... I do not own Twilight atau any of its characters. No matter how much I wish atau beg I never will. :( Stephanie Meyer does...

bella POV

"Ok I'm ready." I berkata and started running in the direction that Alec and Jane had ran. I caught their scent and ran up to them. They...

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Fantasi Universe sejak me Chapter 2: Starting off New

posted by NewMoonG

Great. Mom went crazy today because she forgot to tell me that today was the first hari of school for me. Before I woke up and got ready she raced down to the mall, got school clothes and supplys, raced back, then got me a Blue Volvo. I have to say she's one great mom. Once I arrrived at school, I found out I wasn't the only new student. This girl from Phoenix, Arizona named Isbella Swan. I think that she'd like to be called Bella, most girls like that better. This guy named Eric showed me around, and while he was doing that he introuced me to Bella. She told me that she's the kind of girl who...

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Cinta & war chapter 3

posted by anna-cookie

Edward pov
We been Penulisan for 3 months letters to each other. They were not Cinta letters but i hoped.
Bella and i had quickly become best Friends she was just so... Perfect smart funny and well a beautiful person
Ok i had to admit that as ridiculous as it sounds i had develop a " crush" on bella hell maybe a Cinta her and that is crazy because i had never seen her in all my life ....
bella probably just saw me as a pity case some loner guy that she has to write letters to ... My highest hope was that she at least saw me as a friend
Each of her letters bella sign them "love bella" but i knew she...

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a hati, tengah-tengah break and a Ciuman

posted by methoslover12

once there was a girl and a guy. well the girl is like "if anda think that then i'll go". well the guy kept saying things that weren't mean but nice.well she thinks that they aren't for her. so she trys to leave and he grabs her sejak the arm and pulls her in and they Ciuman a slow and sweet kiss. one that might make anda hati, tengah-tengah race. but suddnly she runs for she thinks her hati, tengah-tengah is brokin. but he is right behind her and is ganing on her.then she stops and starts to cry. he asks whats wrong and she says "well I think I was just a girl who is a big fool that no one can love". then he says "you may think that your really smart and beautiful and well i Cinta you". and thats all it toke to make her feel better because she knew she was loved and that they were to be together forever.
the end

Heavenly and Jacob

posted by alybops

chapter three

"Now heavenly i don't know how nessie is gonna react to seeing anda on my side." he warned me, i didn't care.
"is that what anda call her?.... nessie? well maybe we could be friends."
"i doubt it. anyways, this house is filled with vamps. there is: bella, you've seen her. her husband, edward. there is alice, edward's sister and Jasper who is edward's brother. alice and Jasper are married too."
"eww! didn't anda just say they were both edward's siblings?"
"uh.... no they are adopted."
"oh, ok sorry. keep goin'."
"ok umm.... Edward will be the prettiest of them all. Alice will be the...