Stage Fighting
Cat: So let's hear your horn!
André: Yeah, play that funky music, white girl.
Tori: anda know I'm half Latina.
André: Then hit it, muchacha!
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Tori: Oh great, so she gets an A-, and I get a broken eye and a black nose.
André: I think anda meant--
Tori: I know what I meant.
Cat: My dog has a black nose. It's so cute, it's like a baby meatball.
André: Meatballs are brown.
Cat: YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME! [angrily takes her drink and walks off]
Tori: ...You want half her sandwich?
André: Mm-hmm. [they both take half...
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