I walked down the road, eating a Chocolate flavored waffle. There was this Rawak guy behind me, and he had a long beard. He reminded me of someone, but I couldn't put my finger on it!
I turned around. The guy stopped walking. "Are anda following me?" I asked.
"Umm..." He began, stuttering and nervously twirling the tip of his beard.
"My Chocolate flavored waffle is extremely violated sejak your presence. I can just taste it," I declared, eating another bite.
"Well, have anda ever seen Adventure Time?" He berkata in a low voice. I nodded. "Well, i'm the Ice King."
I gasped. This man, a famous, princess-stealing man, is following me? I felt excited and cautious at the same time. What could I say? anda see, I have a secret. There is another character on Adventure Time, named Lumpy angkasa Princess. I am her sister. Although I am not fully a Lumpy angkasa Person, I still have the attitude of one.
So, sejak being a sister to LSP, I could also be a princess, and Ice King could be trying to capture me!
"Are anda okay? You've been staring off into the distance silently for, like, half an hour," Ice King said.
"Oh, sorry. I'm just thinking," I answered, blushing slightly.
"Hey, look! Your waffle is running away!" He suddenly exclaimed, pointing behind me. I didn't fall for it. He was about to capture me! I kicked him in the face and ran away. It's a good thing I knew Tae-Kwon Do.
But then, I realized that my waffle was running away! He must be partners with Ice King, I thought.
"Waffle, come back! I haven't finished eating you!" I exclaimed. It cackled in an evil way, and ran on. But I ran faster.
I caught up to the waffle, and before it could speed up, I picked it up and shoved it into my mouth. Chewing vigorously, I ran back to where Ice King was lying on the ground, crying from the face-kick I gave him.
"Please, i'm sorry," Ice King started. "I just wanted anda to tell me where your sister is."
I was appalled at that. How does he know?! I finished chewing my waffle and swallowed it. But then, I pulled out my AK-47. "How do anda know that?" I yelled as I shoved the gun into his face. He raised his hands up in surrender. I shoved the gun again.
"Okay, okay," Ice King said. "Just calm, down and i'll tell you."
I lowered the gun, and he got up slowly. "Okay, I-" He stopped, suddenly turned, and ran away. His beard suddenly parted, and he flew away.
"Ugh," I scoffed. "I need to stop giving Rawak people my personal information."
I walked along, my head lowered in depression. I randomly get depressed at Rawak times. So, I was basically just depressed about being randomly depressed. But then, suddenly, I had an idea! I ran to the Krispy Kreme store down the road.
I was going to buy a dozen glazed donuts, and then eat them all! That would make me extremely happy. I ran inside.
"D-D-D-D-DQ!" I sang. It was the Dairy Queen theme. It was actually really stupid, but I like it. Everyone stared at me. "What?" I exclaimed. I walked up to the counter.
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I turned around. The guy stopped walking. "Are anda following me?" I asked.
"Umm..." He began, stuttering and nervously twirling the tip of his beard.
"My Chocolate flavored waffle is extremely violated sejak your presence. I can just taste it," I declared, eating another bite.
"Well, have anda ever seen Adventure Time?" He berkata in a low voice. I nodded. "Well, i'm the Ice King."
I gasped. This man, a famous, princess-stealing man, is following me? I felt excited and cautious at the same time. What could I say? anda see, I have a secret. There is another character on Adventure Time, named Lumpy angkasa Princess. I am her sister. Although I am not fully a Lumpy angkasa Person, I still have the attitude of one.
So, sejak being a sister to LSP, I could also be a princess, and Ice King could be trying to capture me!
"Are anda okay? You've been staring off into the distance silently for, like, half an hour," Ice King said.
"Oh, sorry. I'm just thinking," I answered, blushing slightly.
"Hey, look! Your waffle is running away!" He suddenly exclaimed, pointing behind me. I didn't fall for it. He was about to capture me! I kicked him in the face and ran away. It's a good thing I knew Tae-Kwon Do.
But then, I realized that my waffle was running away! He must be partners with Ice King, I thought.
"Waffle, come back! I haven't finished eating you!" I exclaimed. It cackled in an evil way, and ran on. But I ran faster.
I caught up to the waffle, and before it could speed up, I picked it up and shoved it into my mouth. Chewing vigorously, I ran back to where Ice King was lying on the ground, crying from the face-kick I gave him.
"Please, i'm sorry," Ice King started. "I just wanted anda to tell me where your sister is."
I was appalled at that. How does he know?! I finished chewing my waffle and swallowed it. But then, I pulled out my AK-47. "How do anda know that?" I yelled as I shoved the gun into his face. He raised his hands up in surrender. I shoved the gun again.
"Okay, okay," Ice King said. "Just calm, down and i'll tell you."
I lowered the gun, and he got up slowly. "Okay, I-" He stopped, suddenly turned, and ran away. His beard suddenly parted, and he flew away.
"Ugh," I scoffed. "I need to stop giving Rawak people my personal information."
I walked along, my head lowered in depression. I randomly get depressed at Rawak times. So, I was basically just depressed about being randomly depressed. But then, suddenly, I had an idea! I ran to the Krispy Kreme store down the road.
I was going to buy a dozen glazed donuts, and then eat them all! That would make me extremely happy. I ran inside.
"D-D-D-D-DQ!" I sang. It was the Dairy Queen theme. It was actually really stupid, but I like it. Everyone stared at me. "What?" I exclaimed. I walked up to the counter.
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THIS IS THE END OF WEIRDNESSTORIES NUMBER UNO. LOOK FOR THIS STORY IN BELARUSIAN. I HAVE NAMED THE BELARUSIAN VERSION: WEIRDNESSTORIES. NUMBER UNO. BELARUSIAN. THANK anda FOR Membaca THIS STORY.
