Nate: (Smashes a zombies head in with a bat) (Stops) Hold on. Now, if you're going to get any idea of what is going on, I think its best that we start from the beginning
(July 12th... One hari from Outbreak)
Nate: (Sleeping in bed) (Alarm clock rings and wakes him up) (Gets out of bed)
Chris: (Watching television)
Nate: (Walks in wearing a store uniform) Chris, when did anda wake up
Chris: Oh. I never slept
Nate: I see....... Anyway, I'm going to get to work, okay. anda just do... Whatever
Chris: Yep
Nate: (Walks out of the house)
Chris: (Keeps watching TV)
(10:00 AM.... 18 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Standing at checkout counter) (Phone rings) Hello
Emma: Hey, Nate. How are things going
Nate: Oh, hey, Emma. Nothing much. Just working, and stuff
Emma: Well, anda still remember our tarikh tonight, right
Nate: Oh, come on. How could I forget?
Emma: Yeah, I guess your right. Well, I guess I'll see anda later then
Nate: Yeah, okay
Boss: Nate. Get off the phone
Nate: Yes, Sir (Hangs up)
(3:00 PM... 13 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Walks in through door)
Chris: (Still watching TV) Hey, there anda are. What took anda so long
Nate: Oh, shut up (Opens fridge and takes out bir and sits on sofa, kerusi panjang with Chris) So, what are anda watching
Chris: Walking Dead Season 2. Just started
Nate: There's a saat one?
Chris: Yeah. There were trailers everywhere man
Nate: I wish people would tell me lebih of this.
Chris: ................... Don't anda have that tarikh with Emma
Nate: Yeah (Takes a sip from beer)
Chris: ................Did anda make any reservations
Nate: (Spits out beer)
(8:00 PM... 8 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (At a steak and Shake with Emma)
Emma: This is your idea of a date?
Nate: Well, anda see, all the other places were full, so, I was kinda out of options
Emma: Did anda even try?
Nate: Well...... I kinda forgot and then Chris reminded me
Emma: Chris? anda mean your stoner best friend remembered this lebih then you
Nate: Hey, Chris is a good friend of mine. I had good reason to forget
Emma: Okay, what was it
Nate: Well
(Flashback)
Nate: (Playing Dead Rising 2 on his TV)
(End of Flashback)
Nate: .............. Work
Emma: (Annoyed sigh) Nate, when are anda ever going to learn
(10:00 PM... 6 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Walks in)
Chris: (Watching Shaun of the Dead on TV) Hey, Nate. How did it go?
Nate: It was terrible. I can't believe I forgot. I'm such a moron
Chris: Oh, come on, it could be worse
Nate: Can it
Chris: Yeah..... At least it isn't a zombie outbreak, right
Nate: Yeah, I guess
(Meanwhile)
Zombie: (Walks down street)
Man: (Drives down the street, but stops as the zombie is in his way) Hey, get out of the way (Honks horn)
Zombie: (Hits car)
Man: (Gets out of car) Hey, what the hell is your pro- (Zombie grabs man and bits down on his neck)
Man: (Screams loudly as the zombie rips his flesh off)
(10:00 AM. The seterusnya Day... 0 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Wakes up)
Chris: (Sleeping on couch)
Nate: (Walks over to him) anda know anda have a katil room right
Chris: So?
Nate: Oh, nevermind (Opens door to see a man standing outside) Chris, what do anda make of this
Chris: (Gets up and looks outside to see the man) I think its a Rob Zombie wannabe
Man: (Looks over at them)
Nate: anda think he's drunk
Chris: This early in the morning? I doubt it
Nate: (To Man) Sir, are anda lost
Man: (Walks over to them)
Chris: Seriously, what is he doing
Man: (Walks up to Nate and grabs him)
Nate: (Keeps man from him) AH, Chris help
Chris: Okay (Pushes man off of him)
Nate: (Notices something) Oh crap (Runs off)
Chris: Wait, where are anda going (Looks at Man) Okay, now, sir, I suggest anda stop, okay
Man: (Gets closer)
Nate: (Walks back in with bat and Smashes his head with a bat)
Chris: Holy crap! What the hell was that
Nate: Don't anda get it. That was not a guy
Chris: Then, who was it exactly. A Zombie? (Laughs)
Nate: Yes, he was
Chris: (Stops laughing)
TO BE CONTINUED
(July 12th... One hari from Outbreak)
Nate: (Sleeping in bed) (Alarm clock rings and wakes him up) (Gets out of bed)
Chris: (Watching television)
Nate: (Walks in wearing a store uniform) Chris, when did anda wake up
Chris: Oh. I never slept
Nate: I see....... Anyway, I'm going to get to work, okay. anda just do... Whatever
Chris: Yep
Nate: (Walks out of the house)
Chris: (Keeps watching TV)
(10:00 AM.... 18 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Standing at checkout counter) (Phone rings) Hello
Emma: Hey, Nate. How are things going
Nate: Oh, hey, Emma. Nothing much. Just working, and stuff
Emma: Well, anda still remember our tarikh tonight, right
Nate: Oh, come on. How could I forget?
Emma: Yeah, I guess your right. Well, I guess I'll see anda later then
Nate: Yeah, okay
Boss: Nate. Get off the phone
Nate: Yes, Sir (Hangs up)
(3:00 PM... 13 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Walks in through door)
Chris: (Still watching TV) Hey, there anda are. What took anda so long
Nate: Oh, shut up (Opens fridge and takes out bir and sits on sofa, kerusi panjang with Chris) So, what are anda watching
Chris: Walking Dead Season 2. Just started
Nate: There's a saat one?
Chris: Yeah. There were trailers everywhere man
Nate: I wish people would tell me lebih of this.
Chris: ................... Don't anda have that tarikh with Emma
Nate: Yeah (Takes a sip from beer)
Chris: ................Did anda make any reservations
Nate: (Spits out beer)
(8:00 PM... 8 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (At a steak and Shake with Emma)
Emma: This is your idea of a date?
Nate: Well, anda see, all the other places were full, so, I was kinda out of options
Emma: Did anda even try?
Nate: Well...... I kinda forgot and then Chris reminded me
Emma: Chris? anda mean your stoner best friend remembered this lebih then you
Nate: Hey, Chris is a good friend of mine. I had good reason to forget
Emma: Okay, what was it
Nate: Well
(Flashback)
Nate: (Playing Dead Rising 2 on his TV)
(End of Flashback)
Nate: .............. Work
Emma: (Annoyed sigh) Nate, when are anda ever going to learn
(10:00 PM... 6 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Walks in)
Chris: (Watching Shaun of the Dead on TV) Hey, Nate. How did it go?
Nate: It was terrible. I can't believe I forgot. I'm such a moron
Chris: Oh, come on, it could be worse
Nate: Can it
Chris: Yeah..... At least it isn't a zombie outbreak, right
Nate: Yeah, I guess
(Meanwhile)
Zombie: (Walks down street)
Man: (Drives down the street, but stops as the zombie is in his way) Hey, get out of the way (Honks horn)
Zombie: (Hits car)
Man: (Gets out of car) Hey, what the hell is your pro- (Zombie grabs man and bits down on his neck)
Man: (Screams loudly as the zombie rips his flesh off)
(10:00 AM. The seterusnya Day... 0 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Wakes up)
Chris: (Sleeping on couch)
Nate: (Walks over to him) anda know anda have a katil room right
Chris: So?
Nate: Oh, nevermind (Opens door to see a man standing outside) Chris, what do anda make of this
Chris: (Gets up and looks outside to see the man) I think its a Rob Zombie wannabe
Man: (Looks over at them)
Nate: anda think he's drunk
Chris: This early in the morning? I doubt it
Nate: (To Man) Sir, are anda lost
Man: (Walks over to them)
Chris: Seriously, what is he doing
Man: (Walks up to Nate and grabs him)
Nate: (Keeps man from him) AH, Chris help
Chris: Okay (Pushes man off of him)
Nate: (Notices something) Oh crap (Runs off)
Chris: Wait, where are anda going (Looks at Man) Okay, now, sir, I suggest anda stop, okay
Man: (Gets closer)
Nate: (Walks back in with bat and Smashes his head with a bat)
Chris: Holy crap! What the hell was that
Nate: Don't anda get it. That was not a guy
Chris: Then, who was it exactly. A Zombie? (Laughs)
Nate: Yes, he was
Chris: (Stops laughing)
TO BE CONTINUED
Wow. I mean wow. I thought it wasn't possible for people to get dumber. There's the Condom Challenge, where anda put a condom in your nose and pull it out your mouth and hope anda don't suffocate, then there's the Cinnamon Challenge where anda eat cinammon and try not to choke. But, people could get dumber. Here it is, the api, kebakaran challenge, where anda set yourself on api, kebakaran for no goddamn reason. What the hell, what is wrong with this world. Are people really this stupid that they actually set themselves on fire. Apperently they do. Its even been shown on the news, for gods sake.
Well, that's all I got. This is a stupid trend that makes me wonder why the help some people have the internet. But, hey' that's only my opinion. What's Your Take