Possible titles: Nightclub, Asexual Date
Guy: *at the door, knocks*
Girl: *answers* Oh, hi!
Guy: Hi... *takes 5 saat pause, the girl looking at him wierdly* so anda ready to go?
Girl: Yeah!
---In the car---
Girl: So...what do anda want to do tonight?
Guy: Well, I wanted to go tot he new club that opened up last night.
Girl: Club Raymond?
Guy: Yeah! And after that, I thought that we could go back to my room, if anda know what I mean. *winks.*
Girl: *looks concerned* WAIT, WAIT. STOP THE BUS.
Guy: *looks horrified* What is it?
Girl: Didn't anda read on my dating bio that I'm asexual?
Guy: *looks dissapointed, mutters angrily*
Girl: Yeah. Pay attention to detail seterusnya time!
Guy: I might just!
---At the club---
Girl: *comes to the guy, sober* So, how ya' doing?
Guy: *with a lot of girls around him, some of them fat, drunk* Fine! I'm getting lebih women than I would've gotten if I was with you! anda know, you're missing out.
Girl: I have my choices, but I want to go home. You're my only ride back, anyways.
---Again, at the car. Girl is squished in the back, while there are many other hot girls in the car---
Girl: I. WILL. SUE. YOU.
FIN
Guy: *at the door, knocks*
Girl: *answers* Oh, hi!
Guy: Hi... *takes 5 saat pause, the girl looking at him wierdly* so anda ready to go?
Girl: Yeah!
---In the car---
Girl: So...what do anda want to do tonight?
Guy: Well, I wanted to go tot he new club that opened up last night.
Girl: Club Raymond?
Guy: Yeah! And after that, I thought that we could go back to my room, if anda know what I mean. *winks.*
Girl: *looks concerned* WAIT, WAIT. STOP THE BUS.
Guy: *looks horrified* What is it?
Girl: Didn't anda read on my dating bio that I'm asexual?
Guy: *looks dissapointed, mutters angrily*
Girl: Yeah. Pay attention to detail seterusnya time!
Guy: I might just!
---At the club---
Girl: *comes to the guy, sober* So, how ya' doing?
Guy: *with a lot of girls around him, some of them fat, drunk* Fine! I'm getting lebih women than I would've gotten if I was with you! anda know, you're missing out.
Girl: I have my choices, but I want to go home. You're my only ride back, anyways.
---Again, at the car. Girl is squished in the back, while there are many other hot girls in the car---
Girl: I. WILL. SUE. YOU.
FIN