I decided to share it here with anda guys because I didn't want it to be Lost forever :) Lemme know if any of anda happened to be one of the people who came up with these answers, atau if anda were a 24umer and remember it!
Why did the Chicken menyeberang, cross the Road?
Teri: What do anda MEAN the chicken crossed the road??
Nina: Relax Teri, just because the chicken crossed the road doesn't mean we can't get him back.
Jamey: I needed the money, the chicken promised me $300,000 if i helped him menyeberang, cross the road.
Heller: But if the chicken crossed the road, that means he would be on the OTHER SIDE!
Audrey: Please, Jack, don't hurt the chicken.
Kim: I'm sorry, Dad, I can't give anda the chicken right now.
Chloe: The chicken probably used a Minkowski Algorithm to calculate the easiest trajectory to menyeberang, cross the road.
Jack: Dammit Chloe! Just tell me where the chicken is NOW!
Bill: That chicken has proven it deserves its autonomy!
Submitted sejak user GreenPatriot
Why did the chicken menyeberang, cross the road?
Chloe: Why the hell do we care about a stupid chicken anyway? Can't anda just let me do my job?
Edgar: Chloe, my mother lives on the other side of that road. I can't let the chicken get there.
Logan: Martha, if i don't let that chicken get to the other side these people are going to start killing off the other farm animals!
Martha: Charles, anda just don't care what happens to the people on the other side do you? anda and your stupid farm animals!
Submitted sejak user Palmerfan12
Why did the chicken menyeberang, cross the road?
The chickens are all running away from the 24 writers....they want to live.
Sumbitted sejak user desslergirl
Why did the chicken menyeberang, cross the road?
Chloe: Fine! I was gonna menyeberang, cross the road anyway!
Submitted sejak user jebm24
Why did the chicken menyeberang, cross the road?
Marie Warner: I told it "You think you'll will be selamat, peti deposit keselamatan on the other side of that road? anda won't be"
Andre Drazen: Because the sun went down and the sudden darkness disoriented the chicken
David Palmer: I told that chicken to stay on the other side of the road. Damn it chicken, why are anda defying me?!
Logan: I have no idea. Mike, why do anda think he crossed the road?
Aaron Pierce: Why is the chicken on the other side of the road, how did he get there and why was i not informed?
Submitted sejak user ctuSanDiego
Why did the chicken menyeberang, cross the road?
Sherry: David today is either about chickens crossing the road, atau winning the primary. It can't be about both.
Submitted sejak user IDreamOfJack
Why did the chicken menyeberang, cross the road?
Kim: Oh my gawd Dad...why do the chickens around anda always die?!
Submitted sejak user Canada Ctu
Why did the chicken menyeberang, cross the road?
Kim: The chicken crossed the road bec-*Kim gets kidnapped*
Submitted sejak user rundll32
Why did the chicken menyeberang, cross the road?
Shari Rothernburg: I need to get to the other side before the rooster inappropriately touches me.
Submitted sejak user Gatsby
Why did the chicken menyeberang, cross the road?
Meanwhile in the situation room....
Buchanan: Hello, Mr. President. You're on with me, Lynn McGill, Chloe, Edgar, and Audrey Raines. Also Jack Bauer in the room.
Logan: So what have we got guys?
Buchanan: Right now we're tracking a chicken that happens to be our only lead. We just observed the chicken has crossed the road over the live satellite feed.
Logan: Do we know why the chicken crossed the road?
Buchanan: No, not yet. But our best intelligence so far indicates that the chicken's crossing of the road does indeed have something to do with today's events.
Logan: I need anda to find out why that chicken crossed the road.
Buchanan: We are investigating that right now.
Jack: Give me the chicken suit.
McGill: Chicken suit? Absolutely not! Division protocol strictly forbids us from using the chicken suit during a time of crisis!
Jack: DAMMIT! Let me use the chicken suit!
Buchanan: What do anda need the chicken suit for Jack?
Jack: I can go undercover. If I put on the chicken suit, I might be able to establish a cover with the chickens down at the chicken coup on the other side of the road.
Buchanan: Alright Jack do it. Edgar I want anda to maintain constant satellite surveillance on this operation and pull up the schematic for the chicken coop. I want us in constant contact for when Jack "goes chicken."
Submitted sejak user Strawman2K
Why did the chicken menyeberang, cross the road?
Jack: Because it was in flank 2 positions on the other side.
Richard Heller: I don't have too answer that! anda have no right to ask me that! This is illegal!
Mike Novick: With all due respect, this is a personal matter.
Stephen Saunders: Even if i told you, anda wouldn't understand.
McGill: What?! You're wasting my time, so i would appreciate it if anda would stop asking me stupid soalan and GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE! THANK YOU!!!
Shari Rothenburg: anda were staring at my boobs while anda were asking me that question, weren't you?
Submitted sejak user iamnickname
Why did the chicken menyeberang, cross the road?
Nina: Get with the real world Jack-the chicken was paid.
Chloe: Maybe to get to the other side, duh! Now let me scan these connections, I have work to do.
sherry Palmer: I know how anda feel chickey, talk to me. We have common interests here.
Jack: I'm gonna need a fryer.
Submitted sejak user Vesin
Why did the chicken menyeberang, cross the road?
Edgar: Why did the chicken menyeberang, cross the road?
Chloe: Shut up, Edgar!
Submitted sejak user Almeidafan22
Why did the chicken menyeberang, cross the road?
Jack: WHERE ARE THE S-EGG-TOX CANISTERS?!
Chicken: Cluck?
Jack: anda DO NOT WANT TO menyeberang, cross THAT ROAD WITH ME!
Jack: *pulls out PDA* Chloe, it's Jack. muat naik the schematic of the henhouse, I need to get in!
Submitted sejak user corsilab
Why did the chicken menyeberang, cross the road?
Jack: Why did anda break it off?!
Audrey: Because the chicken wasn't YOU, Jack
Submitted sejak user GinaT1000
Why did the chicken menyeberang, cross the road?
Jack: Mr. President I believe the chicken is trying to menyeberang, cross the road to pass the deadly bird flu virus.
President: Jack, can anda stop him?
Jack: Yes, Mr. President but i think thats all the information anda need to know. Chloe, I need anda to check cell phone records of the chicken and find out who is giving him information...
Chloe: Jack, I'm already on it but anda aren't going to like what I found...
Jack: Chloe, what is it?!
Chloe: Jack, Audrey has been sleeping with the chicken. The chicken caught the virus from Audrey. I talked to a farmer in Iowa and he remembers them being together.
Jack (interrogating Audrey): DAMN IT AUDREY! Why have anda been sleeping with the chicken? Why didn't anda tell me?
Audrey: I wanted to tell you. It started with a little peck on the cheek and one thing led to another. But i broke it off.
Jack: Why did anda break it off?!
Audrey: Because all i could think of was you....
Submitted sejak user zulran
Why did the chicken menyeberang, cross the road?
Down at the hotel, sherry Palmer has just destroyed the chicken....
Palmer: Why did anda do it Sherry? It hurts me so much to know i was right.
Sherry: What are anda talking about David?! It is just a damn chicken get over it! And what do anda mean anda were right?
Palmer:*Pulls chicken out of his baju pocket and gives it CPR as it inflates to its original size*
Sherry: How could anda David?!
Palmer: Now I'm going down to that press conference and telling them why the chicken really did menyeberang, cross the road?
Sherry: Please David! NO! Please! Think of what anda are doing to your family! Not the chicken David, anything but the chicken!
Bierko: Let us kill the chicken and we will leave all anda hens alone
Logan: What am i going to do Mike?
Mike: I have some bad news
Logan: What is it Mike?
Mike: The first hen got into the motorcade with the chicken
Logan: What?!
Mike: I'm sooooo sorry sir
Logan: Pray with me, Mike. Pray with me to the all knowing chicken
Mike: Ummmm sir, I'm not a religious man
Logan: Please Mike...
(A few minit later)
Mike: CTU is on the phone for you
Logan: Hello?
Bill: We just found out that there might be a hit on the chickens motorcade we are alerting secret chickens saving society right now
Logan: Oh, good (hangs up) Dammit now Bierko is going to think I told Bill and he is going to menyeberang, cross the road and kill all our hens!
Submitted sejak user lizt24
Why did the chicken menyeberang, cross the road?
Henderson: anda have my word, sir. I'll make sure that the chicken crosses the road before Jack Bauer and Wayne Palmer can get to it. I will not let anda down, sir.
*Shocking reveal of who Henderson's talking to*
Logan: See that anda don't.
Submitted sejak user Viking 2002
Why did the chicken menyeberang, cross the road?
Buchanan: Chloe, we don't have time for your chicken disorder!
Submitted sejak user damojo
Why did the chicken menyeberang, cross the road?
Miles: Chloe, why did the chicken cross?
Chloe: Are anda serious?! If anda want details, I'll file a report!
Submitted sejak user iwfergie24
I hope anda enjoyed Membaca this :)
