Alpha and Omega - Cool

Fred: hei arent anda the mail pilot from balto?

mail pilot:whats wrong with your voice kid *mumbles little freak*.

Fred: i got Lost i thought i was in seattle i guess not.


Mail pilot:well go see balto my dog.

fred: ok then thank you.

mail pilot: *chokes fred*

fred screams at the mail pilot the mail pilot lets go cause of his annoying voice.

fred runs to meet balto and jenna humping.

Fred:woah sorry are anda balto?

Balto:what the hell is wrong with your damn voice

Fred: i was born this way.

balto: well then where do anda need to go?

fred: i need to get back to seattle.

balto says to jenna ok then lets gut...

The following morning I woke to the feeling of Kate's tail swooshing across my chest, and some low whispering chatter going on between the two girls. I opened my eyes and was presented with a view of Kate's back, her rear that was planted on my crotch, and tail that kept gently fanning across my chest, Katie was sitting near my right foot listening to what Kate was saying to her.
I smiled, "what are anda two girls up to?"
"Ah! Nothing!" Kate exclaimed quietly. I looked over to my immidiate left and there lay Casey in his bed, fast asleep and snoring quietly.
"Oh sure!" I berkata sarcastically,...

Kate & Humphrey Adventures.
Summer of 2011 Part 3. “The war was just begun.”

3 days later....

“OK guys! Listen up! We found where the group in the eastern territory are hiding. So we attack from here, and here. Garth will lead team 1 to the northern part, while team 2 will hit the middle and knock them south towards their territory. Team 1 anda will kill any in your way. Team 2 only kill if necessary. We will attack at first dawn, so be up 2 hours before sunrise so we will be there right at dawn.” Kate went back to her den after her big speech. Humphrey slowly followed her back. He...

Humphrey's POV


I was sleeping peacefully. I didn't notice the pups getting ready to pounce on me. I was dreaming of chasing my pups and playing with them. I was just about to catch Shadow when I woke up and found the pups on my back.
"Why do anda guy's do this?" I asked. They all smiled.
"Cause it's fun." Shadow grinned. "Right Aleu?" He said.
"Y-yeah it's fun." She stammered. I saw her face turning red under her fur. Shakey,Salty and Mooch then entered.
"Hey Humphrey we just thought that y'all didn't get that much sleep last night. So we could go and take the pups for the day?" Shakey asked....

Ok, here is whats going to happen. For those who may get the wrong idea. Katie and I WILL get back together. I am not telling anda when where atau how its going to happen. This kind of reminds me of that movie "No Strings Attatched" with a seasoning of revenge on it. Kate and I are sex Friends who only want their mates back. In order to get them back according to a plan sejak Kate, they must constantly have sex in order to make their mates, who are in a relationship with eachother out of anger, jealous and want them back.


The thunder continued to boom. Kate's howl echoed through the forest. My sobs...

One hari while Kate is out on a hunt, she finds a weird looking human knocked out. On his shoulder says UNSC and they take him to the pack. But Kate seems to be developing feelings for this new visitor.


Kate had awoken early in the morning to begin her hunt for the united pack. She realized it would take a lot lebih to hunt now that she had lebih mouths to feed. She took Humphrey (who was now trained), Scar, and Katie (my mate!). "Alright, where are anda little shits?" Katie growled. "Someone is pissed off this morning." Kate said. "I'm fucking hungry." Katie berkata with a groan. "Hell, I am too."...

Kate was getting ready for her tarikh with Humphrey. They had planned to snuggle up and watch horror Filem until they fell asleep in each others arms. Kate had just gotten out of the pancuran, pancuran mandian and dried off. She had to smell good too, especially if Humphrey was going to "make the move" tonight. "Damn, I hope he does." Kate berkata to her reflection. She then noticed something about her reflection that made her uneasy. She noticed that when she smiled in the mirror, her reflection's was bigger, and the teeth were lebih sharp looking. How could she have missed it? She had this mirror for years. Kate...

Humphrey got up and got some coffee and he added extra sugar and went and sat on the porch and the paper boy rode sejak and berkata "Hey Humphrey" and throws the paper and it lands on the porch and Humphrey says "Hey Jeremy" and then he picked up the paper and sat back down and then Garth pulled up and berkata "Hey loser hows your piece of shit car doing" and Humphrey says "Its not a piece of crap Its a classic doush bag No wait your some stupid jock fag who comes to my house to eat cause your to poor to provide for your self" then garth walked right up to him and berkata "Listen if your picking a fight...

Humphrey woke up that morning to a shocking but awesome surprise. Winston was at the base, along with Hutch, Kate and Johnny! He ran from his barracks to the gates of the serigala, wolf base. The first he came to hug was his brother Hutch. Kate opened her arms expecting him o hug her first.
“Hutch, your Words of Wisdom really helped me! Thanks so much brother!”
“Nope problem Humphrey! I Cinta anda too! How did they help?”
“I was saw the flight deck of the plane, and it was so complex. I was in a rush too. Our General was yelling at us and a flashback of anda came, and it helped. I Cinta anda brother!”...

Author's words: Humphrey is the main character. Some things in the actual A&O world will be changed up. For exapmle, Lilly in Humphrey's sister, and Humphrey' is not as fun-loving. I hope anda enjoy this cross!

Humphrey got off the log-boat and carried off his stuff. He needed a ride. He had no idea log-cars were in Jasper too. He howled for Hutch, his brother, to pick him up. Hutch eventually came to pick him up. Humphrey saw Hutch had eyeliner of something.
“Wassup brother!”
“Hey Humphrey!”
“It’s good to see anda man!”
“It’s good to see anda too!”
Hutch put Humphrey’s...

SO it was Sunday and all humphrey had been doing for the past week was sitting on the sofa, kerusi panjang watching tv eatting going to the bathroom and cutting himself He wasn't like himself thought Curtis and then Humphrey came up with a great idea to get rid of his depression with out cutting himself he thought to make a rap song and test his chances of becoming famous. Curtis thought it was a great idea but he berkata 'Humphrey anda need a make over' and curtis made humphrey look pimp and humphrey had this great idea to put his bang over his left eye and it looked great. Tonight was his first gig and Tony...

IMPORTANT: This happens 3 years after the prolouge article.

It was a warm hari in jasper park. The weather was perfect. Humphrey was sitting with garth on the small hillside leading to the head alpha's dens, waiting for kate to finish getting ready.

"She's been in there for hours!" he complained.
"It's a big hari for her, humphrey." garth responded. "If I were you, i'd smarten yourself up."
"I got ready ages ago!"
"What did anda wash your bulu with? Frogspawn?"
"Very funny, barf."
"Glad to be of amusement, koyote."
Humphrey turned to make a retort when suddenly there was a commotion down near the bottom...

After Jon had left, and after Humphrey had returned from his stupid act of trying to impress her, Kate made him leave out of frustration. She was in the den all alone, snow fell hard outside, blinding, about a foot had piled up already. The night was still and quiet, eerie quiet. Kate felt like shit, she could not believe she had just severed the ties of her and Jon's long standing relationship of a year. Her hati, tengah-tengah ached, she would probably never see him again, nor her son, atau Katie.
Kate cried herself to sleep that night, listening to the soft snow piling up ever more. She was being carried...