1: "did the police call you by any chance"

2: "the guys in black trench coats with the white van came to pick up tv to be repaired"

3: "do we have any more glue, the smell has gone out of the old stuff"

4: "i better call my loyer"

5: "i just had some friends over, the windows wont cost much to replace will they..??"

6: "the car is flame proof right..?? no.. but it does have insurance"

7: "how was i suposed to know the cat dosn't wash well on the wool cycle"

8: "it was only 100,000 it may sound like a lot but its not really that much when you think about it"

9: "I'm gay!"

10: "They'll never find the body"