Been seeing it about four months now, and it's the most "quotable" series EVER...
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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd anda leave the toilet kerusi, tempat duduk up?
Peele: jalang, perempuan jalang WHY WAS anda LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?
#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.
#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do anda even WANT to hang out!?
Peele: (texting calmly) Like I berkata whatever.
Key: (reading text) Like I berkata whatever!?.. FUCK THIS GUY!!
#4:
Peele: (as girl character) anda are LITERARY an asshole!
Key: I can't be LITERARY an asshole! I have legs, and a body!
#5:
(to live audience)
Key: In movies.. In every group of 3 white friends, they always has to be the "black best friend".
Peele: Yes, and the lines are always the same.. (names several lines I forget what they are).
Key: There's also..
Both: Oh Hell's no!..
Peele: Yes, and they always say the moral at the end.. "Guess anda learned the true meaning of (insert here)"
Key: Come on guys... Not "every" black dude is "wise" and "reasonable".
#6:
(to live audience)
Key: I heard a line sejak Mel Gibson.. He berkata "I hope anda get rapped sejak a pack of niggers!"... a PACK!?
Peele: Yes. He is the most racist man in the world.
Key: If he berkata a pack of.. African americans... It is NOT better..
#7:
Peele: (telling joke) So there's this girl.
Key: uh huh?
Peele: and she goes to her doctor.
Key: (giggles).
Peele: And asks him.. Will anda have Ciuman with me?
Key: (bursts into laughter).
Peele: No.. That wasn't the joke.. It was just the build up.
Key: (laughs even harder).
Peele: (trying to shout over Keagan's laughter) She asks that.. And he says, no that would be unprofessional.
Key: Unprofessional. HAWHAWHAWHAW!!
Peele: Still not the punch line.
Key: (laughing anyway).
Peele: (over the laughter) SHE ASKS HIM AGAIN.. HE SAYS.. I SUDDEN'T EVEN HAVE SEX WITH anda WAIT NOW.
Key: (falls silent, despite this having been the punch line)... Then what?
Peele: Guess.. She sues him.
Key: (laughs loudly).
#8:
Killer: I will cover anda in gasoline and set anda on FIRE!!
Peele: Funny anda should say that.. I'm getting pretty cold in here.
#9:
(the duo wake up in the SAW bathroom).
Key: ... Not so bad.
Peele: Yes, it's all about prospective, at least I'm alive.
Key: Yeah, there's sort of a positive in having no opinions, we know we won't escape so we won't even try.
Peele: Plus.. All this time away from my phone.. My lap top.. I feel unplugged..
Key: And anda know what else.. (his arm is cut off) Don't miss the arm... I'm a lefty anyway.
#10:
(to live audience).
Key: We black people, avoid ANYTHING supernatural.
Peele: (pretending to be a magician) Pick a card.
Key: OH HELL'S NO! anda A DEMON! (walks off),
#11:
Peele: I berkata biiiiiiiiitch!
#12:
Peele: FUCK STEVE!
Key: anda WILL FUCK STEVE'S DICK IF HE ASKS anda TOO! anda WILL SUCK HIS FUCKIN DICK! HE IS OUR roti AND mentega anda MOTHER FUCKER!.. I AM HIGH ON COCAINE!
Peele: I'M A FUCKIN ACTOR!.. I DID lebih COCAINE THAN anda WEITH MOTHERFUCKER!!
#13:
Key: (as news reporter) This just in.. Little baby susie is still missing.. Help us lo- What's that? They found her? She's fine? Well FUCK ME!! (throws something in anger).
#14:
Key: (as detective) We KNOW anda killed her.. anda have a song about it.
Peele: (as rapper) ... It's just words man.
Key: (as detective) The NAME of the album! Is "I killed (the victims name)!".. And look at the cover.. It's anda standing over her body, holding the gun we found at the scene!
#15:
key: (as idiot guard) BREAKING HIM OUT HERE!
Peele: (prisoner) Don't shout.. (sarcastically) may as well pull the alarm.
Key: Good idea.. (pulls the alarm).
#16:
Key:: Roommate meeting... Roommate meeting!
Peele: Gogo, what the hell? I've got a hangover!
Key: I don't give a fuck about your hangover, okay Brendan? I want a roommate meeting, and I want it now! Okay... Now, somebody's been taking shit out of the refrigerator and throwing it on the ground, and it's pissing me off.
Guy: Is this another one of your stupid pranks, Jonald?
Jonald: No.. And YOUR pranks are stupid.
Is it you, Monday?
Monday: What?
Jonald: (scary ghost behind them) I said, somebody's been taking shit out of the fridge and throwing it on the fuckin ground! And I want to know who it is, because it's not funny!
Key: (the ghost behind is closer) Well, what I want to know is, who keeps pulling the sheets off my katil and hanging them from the ceiling peminat at night? Was that you, Monday?
Monday: What?
Key: (ghost is closer) Have anda been taking everybody's sheets off them in the night and hanging them from the ceiling fans?
Monday: What? No.
Key: (ghost is closer) Well, clearly, someone's been doing that! (glass shatters obviously from the ghost they aren't aware of) Whoa! Who did that? Peele: (the ghost is still behind them) Yeah! who the fuck just did that!? Which one of anda just threw that bottle?
Guy: What are we even talking about right now? Key: Did anda fucking throw that bottle, Jonald? Jonald: No, Gogo! fuck you! I didn't throw it!
Key: Well, did anda fucking throw that bottle, Brendon?
Jonald: Yeah! anda WOULD do that, Brendon.
Peele: Dude, no! I didn't throw the bottle!
Key: (ghost is inches away from them) Well, somebody threw that fucking bottle, and you're the one who drew dicks on everyone's forehead!
Guy: Yeah, anda did do that!
Peele: (ghost is touching him) But dicks are hilarious, though!
Guy: This is just destructive! What about you, Monday? Did anda throw that bottle?
Ghost: (low growl).
Monday: What bottle?
Key: The fuckiing bottle, dude! It just smashed against the wall, and anda even berkata some shit about it!
Monday: Well, I didn't throw a bottle.
Key: Well, obviously, it wasn't Ping. He's got the best grades in the house.
Possesed guy: (hisses)
Key: Good point, Ping.
#17:
Killer: Hey.. anda ladies want to see Channing Tatum?
Key and Peele: (dressed as girls). OH MY GOD! (they crawl in the van),
Peele: Where are anda Channing?
Key: (happily) Is that a hawksaw?
#18:
Key: IT'S GONNA BE A FUCKIN jalan FIGHT!!
#19:
Peele: anda WILL RESPECT ME! anda LITTLE SHIT!!
#20:
Both: We put the pussy of the train wails!!
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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd anda leave the toilet kerusi, tempat duduk up?
Peele: jalang, perempuan jalang WHY WAS anda LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?
#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.
#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do anda even WANT to hang out!?
Peele: (texting calmly) Like I berkata whatever.
Key: (reading text) Like I berkata whatever!?.. FUCK THIS GUY!!
#4:
Peele: (as girl character) anda are LITERARY an asshole!
Key: I can't be LITERARY an asshole! I have legs, and a body!
#5:
(to live audience)
Key: In movies.. In every group of 3 white friends, they always has to be the "black best friend".
Peele: Yes, and the lines are always the same.. (names several lines I forget what they are).
Key: There's also..
Both: Oh Hell's no!..
Peele: Yes, and they always say the moral at the end.. "Guess anda learned the true meaning of (insert here)"
Key: Come on guys... Not "every" black dude is "wise" and "reasonable".
#6:
(to live audience)
Key: I heard a line sejak Mel Gibson.. He berkata "I hope anda get rapped sejak a pack of niggers!"... a PACK!?
Peele: Yes. He is the most racist man in the world.
Key: If he berkata a pack of.. African americans... It is NOT better..
#7:
Peele: (telling joke) So there's this girl.
Key: uh huh?
Peele: and she goes to her doctor.
Key: (giggles).
Peele: And asks him.. Will anda have Ciuman with me?
Key: (bursts into laughter).
Peele: No.. That wasn't the joke.. It was just the build up.
Key: (laughs even harder).
Peele: (trying to shout over Keagan's laughter) She asks that.. And he says, no that would be unprofessional.
Key: Unprofessional. HAWHAWHAWHAW!!
Peele: Still not the punch line.
Key: (laughing anyway).
Peele: (over the laughter) SHE ASKS HIM AGAIN.. HE SAYS.. I SUDDEN'T EVEN HAVE SEX WITH anda WAIT NOW.
Key: (falls silent, despite this having been the punch line)... Then what?
Peele: Guess.. She sues him.
Key: (laughs loudly).
#8:
Killer: I will cover anda in gasoline and set anda on FIRE!!
Peele: Funny anda should say that.. I'm getting pretty cold in here.
#9:
(the duo wake up in the SAW bathroom).
Key: ... Not so bad.
Peele: Yes, it's all about prospective, at least I'm alive.
Key: Yeah, there's sort of a positive in having no opinions, we know we won't escape so we won't even try.
Peele: Plus.. All this time away from my phone.. My lap top.. I feel unplugged..
Key: And anda know what else.. (his arm is cut off) Don't miss the arm... I'm a lefty anyway.
#10:
(to live audience).
Key: We black people, avoid ANYTHING supernatural.
Peele: (pretending to be a magician) Pick a card.
Key: OH HELL'S NO! anda A DEMON! (walks off),
#11:
Peele: I berkata biiiiiiiiitch!
#12:
Peele: FUCK STEVE!
Key: anda WILL FUCK STEVE'S DICK IF HE ASKS anda TOO! anda WILL SUCK HIS FUCKIN DICK! HE IS OUR roti AND mentega anda MOTHER FUCKER!.. I AM HIGH ON COCAINE!
Peele: I'M A FUCKIN ACTOR!.. I DID lebih COCAINE THAN anda WEITH MOTHERFUCKER!!
#13:
Key: (as news reporter) This just in.. Little baby susie is still missing.. Help us lo- What's that? They found her? She's fine? Well FUCK ME!! (throws something in anger).
#14:
Key: (as detective) We KNOW anda killed her.. anda have a song about it.
Peele: (as rapper) ... It's just words man.
Key: (as detective) The NAME of the album! Is "I killed (the victims name)!".. And look at the cover.. It's anda standing over her body, holding the gun we found at the scene!
#15:
key: (as idiot guard) BREAKING HIM OUT HERE!
Peele: (prisoner) Don't shout.. (sarcastically) may as well pull the alarm.
Key: Good idea.. (pulls the alarm).
#16:
Key:: Roommate meeting... Roommate meeting!
Peele: Gogo, what the hell? I've got a hangover!
Key: I don't give a fuck about your hangover, okay Brendan? I want a roommate meeting, and I want it now! Okay... Now, somebody's been taking shit out of the refrigerator and throwing it on the ground, and it's pissing me off.
Guy: Is this another one of your stupid pranks, Jonald?
Jonald: No.. And YOUR pranks are stupid.
Is it you, Monday?
Monday: What?
Jonald: (scary ghost behind them) I said, somebody's been taking shit out of the fridge and throwing it on the fuckin ground! And I want to know who it is, because it's not funny!
Key: (the ghost behind is closer) Well, what I want to know is, who keeps pulling the sheets off my katil and hanging them from the ceiling peminat at night? Was that you, Monday?
Monday: What?
Key: (ghost is closer) Have anda been taking everybody's sheets off them in the night and hanging them from the ceiling fans?
Monday: What? No.
Key: (ghost is closer) Well, clearly, someone's been doing that! (glass shatters obviously from the ghost they aren't aware of) Whoa! Who did that? Peele: (the ghost is still behind them) Yeah! who the fuck just did that!? Which one of anda just threw that bottle?
Guy: What are we even talking about right now? Key: Did anda fucking throw that bottle, Jonald? Jonald: No, Gogo! fuck you! I didn't throw it!
Key: Well, did anda fucking throw that bottle, Brendon?
Jonald: Yeah! anda WOULD do that, Brendon.
Peele: Dude, no! I didn't throw the bottle!
Key: (ghost is inches away from them) Well, somebody threw that fucking bottle, and you're the one who drew dicks on everyone's forehead!
Guy: Yeah, anda did do that!
Peele: (ghost is touching him) But dicks are hilarious, though!
Guy: This is just destructive! What about you, Monday? Did anda throw that bottle?
Ghost: (low growl).
Monday: What bottle?
Key: The fuckiing bottle, dude! It just smashed against the wall, and anda even berkata some shit about it!
Monday: Well, I didn't throw a bottle.
Key: Well, obviously, it wasn't Ping. He's got the best grades in the house.
Possesed guy: (hisses)
Key: Good point, Ping.
#17:
Killer: Hey.. anda ladies want to see Channing Tatum?
Key and Peele: (dressed as girls). OH MY GOD! (they crawl in the van),
Peele: Where are anda Channing?
Key: (happily) Is that a hawksaw?
#18:
Key: IT'S GONNA BE A FUCKIN jalan FIGHT!!
#19:
Peele: anda WILL RESPECT ME! anda LITTLE SHIT!!
#20:
Both: We put the pussy of the train wails!!
As much as I Cinta grand 5.
It isn't very serious.
It's much lebih comedic than grand theft auto 4.
In fact.
Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.
Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.
When he finally finds him, anda have the choice of killing him atau letting him live.
Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".
Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.
And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".
It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.
And if anda choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted anda to do this.
Even if anda kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told anda to do this.
That's pretty deep man! :(
It isn't very serious.
It's much lebih comedic than grand theft auto 4.
In fact.
Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.
Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.
When he finally finds him, anda have the choice of killing him atau letting him live.
Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".
Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.
And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".
It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.
And if anda choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted anda to do this.
Even if anda kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told anda to do this.
That's pretty deep man! :(
I know berkata this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing anda can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every hari assurance..
As I berkata before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown sejak his own grenade...
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing anda can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every hari assurance..
As I berkata before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown sejak his own grenade...
#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a nyamuk bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before anda even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a nyamuk bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before anda even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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#1: SULLIVAN STAPLETON - 300:
He wasn't Gerald Butler, but he was still badass in his OWN way.. To bad nobody but me actually likes this movie..
#2: LIAM NEEISON - TAKEN:
I wouldn't call this UNDERRATED. Everyone loved him in this.. But he still somehow went without winning anything..
#3: SAM ROCKWELL - GREEN MILE:
This guy did an amazing job as a crazy maniac.
In fact, most of us where TERRIFIED of him..
#4: RYAN JOHNSON - GTA 4 & 5:
Patrick "Packie" McReary..
#5: MOTI MARGOLIN - GTA 4:
Dimitri..
He wasn't Gerald Butler, but he was still badass in his OWN way.. To bad nobody but me actually likes this movie..
#2: LIAM NEEISON - TAKEN:
I wouldn't call this UNDERRATED. Everyone loved him in this.. But he still somehow went without winning anything..
#3: SAM ROCKWELL - GREEN MILE:
This guy did an amazing job as a crazy maniac.
In fact, most of us where TERRIFIED of him..
#4: RYAN JOHNSON - GTA 4 & 5:
Patrick "Packie" McReary..
#5: MOTI MARGOLIN - GTA 4:
Dimitri..
#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
anda better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna punch anda square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If anda don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
anda don't understand. anda don't understand because anda don't understand liberty. anda don't understand freedom. So anda put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! anda hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
anda tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him utama sejak tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If anda have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
anda better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna punch anda square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If anda don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
anda don't understand. anda don't understand because anda don't understand liberty. anda don't understand freedom. So anda put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! anda hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
anda tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him utama sejak tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If anda have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!