Been seeing it about four months now, and it's the most "quotable" series EVER...
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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd anda leave the toilet kerusi, tempat duduk up?
Peele: jalang, perempuan jalang WHY WAS anda LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?
#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.
#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do anda even WANT to hang out!?
Peele: (texting calmly) Like I berkata whatever.
Key: (reading text) Like I berkata whatever!?.. FUCK THIS GUY!!
#4:
Peele: (as girl character) anda are LITERARY an asshole!
Key: I can't be LITERARY an asshole! I have legs, and a body!
#5:
(to live audience)
Key: In movies.. In every group of 3 white friends, they always has to be the "black best friend".
Peele: Yes, and the lines are always the same.. (names several lines I forget what they are).
Key: There's also..
Both: Oh Hell's no!..
Peele: Yes, and they always say the moral at the end.. "Guess anda learned the true meaning of (insert here)"
Key: Come on guys... Not "every" black dude is "wise" and "reasonable".
#6:
(to live audience)
Key: I heard a line sejak Mel Gibson.. He berkata "I hope anda get rapped sejak a pack of niggers!"... a PACK!?
Peele: Yes. He is the most racist man in the world.
Key: If he berkata a pack of.. African americans... It is NOT better..
#7:
Peele: (telling joke) So there's this girl.
Key: uh huh?
Peele: and she goes to her doctor.
Key: (giggles).
Peele: And asks him.. Will anda have Ciuman with me?
Key: (bursts into laughter).
Peele: No.. That wasn't the joke.. It was just the build up.
Key: (laughs even harder).
Peele: (trying to shout over Keagan's laughter) She asks that.. And he says, no that would be unprofessional.
Key: Unprofessional. HAWHAWHAWHAW!!
Peele: Still not the punch line.
Key: (laughing anyway).
Peele: (over the laughter) SHE ASKS HIM AGAIN.. HE SAYS.. I SUDDEN'T EVEN HAVE SEX WITH anda WAIT NOW.
Key: (falls silent, despite this having been the punch line)... Then what?
Peele: Guess.. She sues him.
Key: (laughs loudly).
#8:
Killer: I will cover anda in gasoline and set anda on FIRE!!
Peele: Funny anda should say that.. I'm getting pretty cold in here.
#9:
(the duo wake up in the SAW bathroom).
Key: ... Not so bad.
Peele: Yes, it's all about prospective, at least I'm alive.
Key: Yeah, there's sort of a positive in having no opinions, we know we won't escape so we won't even try.
Peele: Plus.. All this time away from my phone.. My lap top.. I feel unplugged..
Key: And anda know what else.. (his arm is cut off) Don't miss the arm... I'm a lefty anyway.
#10:
(to live audience).
Key: We black people, avoid ANYTHING supernatural.
Peele: (pretending to be a magician) Pick a card.
Key: OH HELL'S NO! anda A DEMON! (walks off),
#11:
Peele: I berkata biiiiiiiiitch!
#12:
Peele: FUCK STEVE!
Key: anda WILL FUCK STEVE'S DICK IF HE ASKS anda TOO! anda WILL SUCK HIS FUCKIN DICK! HE IS OUR roti AND mentega anda MOTHER FUCKER!.. I AM HIGH ON COCAINE!
Peele: I'M A FUCKIN ACTOR!.. I DID lebih COCAINE THAN anda WEITH MOTHERFUCKER!!
#13:
Key: (as news reporter) This just in.. Little baby susie is still missing.. Help us lo- What's that? They found her? She's fine? Well FUCK ME!! (throws something in anger).
#14:
Key: (as detective) We KNOW anda killed her.. anda have a song about it.
Peele: (as rapper) ... It's just words man.
Key: (as detective) The NAME of the album! Is "I killed (the victims name)!".. And look at the cover.. It's anda standing over her body, holding the gun we found at the scene!
#15:
key: (as idiot guard) BREAKING HIM OUT HERE!
Peele: (prisoner) Don't shout.. (sarcastically) may as well pull the alarm.
Key: Good idea.. (pulls the alarm).
#16:
Key:: Roommate meeting... Roommate meeting!
Peele: Gogo, what the hell? I've got a hangover!
Key: I don't give a fuck about your hangover, okay Brendan? I want a roommate meeting, and I want it now! Okay... Now, somebody's been taking shit out of the refrigerator and throwing it on the ground, and it's pissing me off.
Guy: Is this another one of your stupid pranks, Jonald?
Jonald: No.. And YOUR pranks are stupid.
Is it you, Monday?
Monday: What?
Jonald: (scary ghost behind them) I said, somebody's been taking shit out of the fridge and throwing it on the fuckin ground! And I want to know who it is, because it's not funny!
Key: (the ghost behind is closer) Well, what I want to know is, who keeps pulling the sheets off my katil and hanging them from the ceiling peminat at night? Was that you, Monday?
Monday: What?
Key: (ghost is closer) Have anda been taking everybody's sheets off them in the night and hanging them from the ceiling fans?
Monday: What? No.
Key: (ghost is closer) Well, clearly, someone's been doing that! (glass shatters obviously from the ghost they aren't aware of) Whoa! Who did that? Peele: (the ghost is still behind them) Yeah! who the fuck just did that!? Which one of anda just threw that bottle?
Guy: What are we even talking about right now? Key: Did anda fucking throw that bottle, Jonald? Jonald: No, Gogo! fuck you! I didn't throw it!
Key: Well, did anda fucking throw that bottle, Brendon?
Jonald: Yeah! anda WOULD do that, Brendon.
Peele: Dude, no! I didn't throw the bottle!
Key: (ghost is inches away from them) Well, somebody threw that fucking bottle, and you're the one who drew dicks on everyone's forehead!
Guy: Yeah, anda did do that!
Peele: (ghost is touching him) But dicks are hilarious, though!
Guy: This is just destructive! What about you, Monday? Did anda throw that bottle?
Ghost: (low growl).
Monday: What bottle?
Key: The fuckiing bottle, dude! It just smashed against the wall, and anda even berkata some shit about it!
Monday: Well, I didn't throw a bottle.
Key: Well, obviously, it wasn't Ping. He's got the best grades in the house.
Possesed guy: (hisses)
Key: Good point, Ping.
#17:
Killer: Hey.. anda ladies want to see Channing Tatum?
Key and Peele: (dressed as girls). OH MY GOD! (they crawl in the van),
Peele: Where are anda Channing?
Key: (happily) Is that a hawksaw?
#18:
Key: IT'S GONNA BE A FUCKIN jalan FIGHT!!
#19:
Peele: anda WILL RESPECT ME! anda LITTLE SHIT!!
#20:
Both: We put the pussy of the train wails!!
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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd anda leave the toilet kerusi, tempat duduk up?
Peele: jalang, perempuan jalang WHY WAS anda LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?
#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.
#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do anda even WANT to hang out!?
Peele: (texting calmly) Like I berkata whatever.
Key: (reading text) Like I berkata whatever!?.. FUCK THIS GUY!!
#4:
Peele: (as girl character) anda are LITERARY an asshole!
Key: I can't be LITERARY an asshole! I have legs, and a body!
#5:
(to live audience)
Key: In movies.. In every group of 3 white friends, they always has to be the "black best friend".
Peele: Yes, and the lines are always the same.. (names several lines I forget what they are).
Key: There's also..
Both: Oh Hell's no!..
Peele: Yes, and they always say the moral at the end.. "Guess anda learned the true meaning of (insert here)"
Key: Come on guys... Not "every" black dude is "wise" and "reasonable".
#6:
(to live audience)
Key: I heard a line sejak Mel Gibson.. He berkata "I hope anda get rapped sejak a pack of niggers!"... a PACK!?
Peele: Yes. He is the most racist man in the world.
Key: If he berkata a pack of.. African americans... It is NOT better..
#7:
Peele: (telling joke) So there's this girl.
Key: uh huh?
Peele: and she goes to her doctor.
Key: (giggles).
Peele: And asks him.. Will anda have Ciuman with me?
Key: (bursts into laughter).
Peele: No.. That wasn't the joke.. It was just the build up.
Key: (laughs even harder).
Peele: (trying to shout over Keagan's laughter) She asks that.. And he says, no that would be unprofessional.
Key: Unprofessional. HAWHAWHAWHAW!!
Peele: Still not the punch line.
Key: (laughing anyway).
Peele: (over the laughter) SHE ASKS HIM AGAIN.. HE SAYS.. I SUDDEN'T EVEN HAVE SEX WITH anda WAIT NOW.
Key: (falls silent, despite this having been the punch line)... Then what?
Peele: Guess.. She sues him.
Key: (laughs loudly).
#8:
Killer: I will cover anda in gasoline and set anda on FIRE!!
Peele: Funny anda should say that.. I'm getting pretty cold in here.
#9:
(the duo wake up in the SAW bathroom).
Key: ... Not so bad.
Peele: Yes, it's all about prospective, at least I'm alive.
Key: Yeah, there's sort of a positive in having no opinions, we know we won't escape so we won't even try.
Peele: Plus.. All this time away from my phone.. My lap top.. I feel unplugged..
Key: And anda know what else.. (his arm is cut off) Don't miss the arm... I'm a lefty anyway.
#10:
(to live audience).
Key: We black people, avoid ANYTHING supernatural.
Peele: (pretending to be a magician) Pick a card.
Key: OH HELL'S NO! anda A DEMON! (walks off),
#11:
Peele: I berkata biiiiiiiiitch!
#12:
Peele: FUCK STEVE!
Key: anda WILL FUCK STEVE'S DICK IF HE ASKS anda TOO! anda WILL SUCK HIS FUCKIN DICK! HE IS OUR roti AND mentega anda MOTHER FUCKER!.. I AM HIGH ON COCAINE!
Peele: I'M A FUCKIN ACTOR!.. I DID lebih COCAINE THAN anda WEITH MOTHERFUCKER!!
#13:
Key: (as news reporter) This just in.. Little baby susie is still missing.. Help us lo- What's that? They found her? She's fine? Well FUCK ME!! (throws something in anger).
#14:
Key: (as detective) We KNOW anda killed her.. anda have a song about it.
Peele: (as rapper) ... It's just words man.
Key: (as detective) The NAME of the album! Is "I killed (the victims name)!".. And look at the cover.. It's anda standing over her body, holding the gun we found at the scene!
#15:
key: (as idiot guard) BREAKING HIM OUT HERE!
Peele: (prisoner) Don't shout.. (sarcastically) may as well pull the alarm.
Key: Good idea.. (pulls the alarm).
#16:
Key:: Roommate meeting... Roommate meeting!
Peele: Gogo, what the hell? I've got a hangover!
Key: I don't give a fuck about your hangover, okay Brendan? I want a roommate meeting, and I want it now! Okay... Now, somebody's been taking shit out of the refrigerator and throwing it on the ground, and it's pissing me off.
Guy: Is this another one of your stupid pranks, Jonald?
Jonald: No.. And YOUR pranks are stupid.
Is it you, Monday?
Monday: What?
Jonald: (scary ghost behind them) I said, somebody's been taking shit out of the fridge and throwing it on the fuckin ground! And I want to know who it is, because it's not funny!
Key: (the ghost behind is closer) Well, what I want to know is, who keeps pulling the sheets off my katil and hanging them from the ceiling peminat at night? Was that you, Monday?
Monday: What?
Key: (ghost is closer) Have anda been taking everybody's sheets off them in the night and hanging them from the ceiling fans?
Monday: What? No.
Key: (ghost is closer) Well, clearly, someone's been doing that! (glass shatters obviously from the ghost they aren't aware of) Whoa! Who did that? Peele: (the ghost is still behind them) Yeah! who the fuck just did that!? Which one of anda just threw that bottle?
Guy: What are we even talking about right now? Key: Did anda fucking throw that bottle, Jonald? Jonald: No, Gogo! fuck you! I didn't throw it!
Key: Well, did anda fucking throw that bottle, Brendon?
Jonald: Yeah! anda WOULD do that, Brendon.
Peele: Dude, no! I didn't throw the bottle!
Key: (ghost is inches away from them) Well, somebody threw that fucking bottle, and you're the one who drew dicks on everyone's forehead!
Guy: Yeah, anda did do that!
Peele: (ghost is touching him) But dicks are hilarious, though!
Guy: This is just destructive! What about you, Monday? Did anda throw that bottle?
Ghost: (low growl).
Monday: What bottle?
Key: The fuckiing bottle, dude! It just smashed against the wall, and anda even berkata some shit about it!
Monday: Well, I didn't throw a bottle.
Key: Well, obviously, it wasn't Ping. He's got the best grades in the house.
Possesed guy: (hisses)
Key: Good point, Ping.
#17:
Killer: Hey.. anda ladies want to see Channing Tatum?
Key and Peele: (dressed as girls). OH MY GOD! (they crawl in the van),
Peele: Where are anda Channing?
Key: (happily) Is that a hawksaw?
#18:
Key: IT'S GONNA BE A FUCKIN jalan FIGHT!!
#19:
Peele: anda WILL RESPECT ME! anda LITTLE SHIT!!
#20:
Both: We put the pussy of the train wails!!
THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy anda guys enjoyed even lebih then I "thought" anda people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless anda like stupid comedies sejak an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid peminat fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy anda guys enjoyed even lebih then I "thought" anda people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless anda like stupid comedies sejak an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid peminat fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
Anyone who's seen my Avatar photo, can clearly guess who my kegemaran Hellsing character is.
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story sejak him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The tajuk is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story sejak him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The tajuk is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
Vaas
I know I did this kinda senarai before.. But it's mostly a new take.. Orginally this featured Windwaker, but he had no ideas.. So I had my friend Sarah.. AKA.. xXBalorBabeXx, from my Fanfiction.net account..
Mine has imej so your know the difference..
#10: LORD FRIEZA
I never watched Dragon Ball Z. But I find it interesting. Though I could only get though first season, and stick to YouTube videos.. But anyway, Frieza is always amongst the highest of DBZ villain lists. For one thing, the reason Cell is so evil, is because Frieza is a part of him. Unlike most DBZ villains, Frieza was not created...
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Mine has imej so your know the difference..
#10: LORD FRIEZA
I never watched Dragon Ball Z. But I find it interesting. Though I could only get though first season, and stick to YouTube videos.. But anyway, Frieza is always amongst the highest of DBZ villain lists. For one thing, the reason Cell is so evil, is because Frieza is a part of him. Unlike most DBZ villains, Frieza was not created...
