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ONE tahun LATER: NOVEMBER 30th.

The Smiths began to live for a bit in Los Santos, taking Floyd's old apartment which was still left abandoned after the incident.. Sally and Dash ended up returning too, but sadly the Griffins decided not to stay and returned to Road Island.
As the holidays approach, Steve becomes a brat and Stan takes him to see his grandfather to be scared straight. Jack is actually still alive, but I’m still keeping that earlier joke, as I like it. Grandpa Jack tells Steve the story of Krampus, who punishes the naughty children at Krismas and Steve refuses to buy into it. Jack also tells how he captured Krampus and keeps it in a copper pot in the basement, which nobody believes.

Steve starts opening his gifts early and Stan tries to hide them in the basement. There, he is called to sejak the trapped Krampus (who's real after all) and he talks Stan into being let out to punish Steve, but instead he immediately kidnaps Steve and to get revenge on Jack.

Stan tells his father what he did, but Jack simply says "that sucks".

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In the Krampus' istana, castle in Bavaria, Steve is placed in a jail. Krampus breaks into a dramatic song and slaps Steve throughout it, for being naughty this year.

However, Steve is eventually convinced sejak Krampus's talking furniture that Krampus is a good person and Steve befriends him.

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Stan calls up Roger and Trevor to help him, and the three go to Santa for help. Where they are captured sejak the elves. Trevor is strangled sejak one, but only says "harder" in the classic Steve Ogg delivery, simply creeping the elf out enough to stop.

Stan explains about Krampus, and Santa agrees to help, but only to kill Krampus. And promises Stan a truce.

The four fight their way to Steve, killing all the talking furniture, not realizing they are innocent creatures just defending themselves (though Santa probably did, and killed them anyway).

Steve reveals Krampus was good and redeemed him. But Santa coldly murders Krampus anyway, which even manages to shock Trevor. He also reveals he lied about giving a truce, saying "now maybe even idiots like anda would know I'm the bad guy!"

He then tries to kill them, but Jack Smith makes a surprise return and sacrifices himself to save them. After Santa and his elves retreat, the blood of Krampus transforms Jack into the new Krampus.

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DECEMBER 24th - Krismas EVE:

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Being Christmas, everyone finally found peace. Sally decided it was pointless to still be mad at Franklin over something that didn’t even happen anymore, and continued being with him (and they later married). Amanda finally started being nicer to Carly, and Dash was still drinking less at least.

However, being both a Grand Theft Auto and a Seth Macfarlane universe, the peace and quiet doesn't last. And though the Smith's new apartment is decked out for the holiday, the family members have been replaced with dummies and the actual family is in a bunker, preparing to go into stasis chambers to hide from Santa. As Jeff goes into stasis first, the family finds that Steve has placed his dummy in his chamber and vanished outside.

They discover through Klaus's inspection of Steve's browser history that he has taken off to ride a Krismas train. They rush out to stop him, but not before Roger purposely activates Jeff's pod to send him flying away.

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Turns out Carly also went with Steve, mainly to keep him safe. In result Michael teams up with the Smiths, though not Seras, he didn't tell her because he felt he could handle this alone.

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Arriving too late to stop the ride, they are dismayed when it returns empty and the parents have seemingly forgotten about their children due to mysterious Kandi canes that turned out to be drugged.

As they fear they won't discover what happened to the children, Puddin, an elf that was banned from the North Pole, informs them that they have all been kidnapped sejak Santa. He tries to take them along in a saat train, but it smashes into a mountain, killing Puddin.

Michael indifferently said, "yeah, he didn't have any Krismas magic."

With one option left to find some Krismas magic to open the passageway, they travel to Baltimore where Jack Smith has telah diberi up on being Krampus and has become a bus driver, although he grudgingly agrees to help them.

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Meanwhile, Steve thinks working in the mines is just a holiday simulation of digging coal until he observes a boy collapse and is dumped into a crevasse. He also finds Santa himself, causing him to hide behind Carly.

Santa at first believes the two were here to stop his plot, but they didn't even know he had one.
When he comes to understand that it was simply a coincidence, he orders his henchman to cut their throats with an ice skate “but make it christmassy, the boy wants a christmas”.

Before this can happen, the armed Elf is shot dead. Blood sprays onto the dinding seterusnya him before he falls.

"Ha! Magic doesn't stop bullets bitch!" Michael cried, holding a M4 Carbine. Stan runs out and unties them, Santa is about to order them all killed, but the jewels he was searching for have finally been found. Having bigger priorities, he lets them all go, his only request being they listen to his evil plan. They politely refuse but this seems to be all it took for him to order them to be recaptured.

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Regardless of the Heroes not caring about what his plan is, he goes on a monologue about it anyway, to abah-abah the powers of a slain Sumerian giant in order to become all-powerful sejak placing the stones back into the eyes of its stone remains.

He succeeds in doing this, but his plan backfires when the giant is reawakened causes havoc against the north pole, and absorbs Santa into its mouth.

Everyone climbs onto one of the trains to escape, but Steve's flat refusal to have any Krismas spirit only powers the train in reverse, toward the giant. His strong negative feelings soon propel the train at enough speed to sever the head from the giant, saving everyone. As the family celebrates, Steve still has his spirit destroyed so everyone gives him hope for the future, minus Michael and Roger who honestly didn't give a crap, and even bond over this.

Regardless, with this settled, everyone sets off with the surviving children as Jack/Krampus decides to stay behind and take over Santa's castle.

Santa reveals to have survived, leaving a cliffhanger. Only for it to be comedically subverted as he is immediately killed anyway, sejak falling debris.

Several weeks later the Smiths finally decided to go back utama to Langley, offering to take merah jambu back with them, but she berkata she had her fill and would rather be utama with Carly and the others. Pinkie hugs the Smiths before they leave, promising she’ll write to them.


THE END:
episode: ALL ABOUT THE MORMONS

Stan refuses to become Greg's friend, because he believe's his family religion is stupid, and the family is disturbingly nice..
But Greg later approaches Stan, saying he won't try to be his friend anymore, and also uses the following speech...

"Look, maybe us Mormons do believe in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense, and maybe Joseph Smith did make it all up, but I have a great life. and a great family, and I have the Book of Mormon to thank for that. The truth is, I don't care if Joseph Smith made it all up, because what the church teaches now is loving your family, being nice and helping people. And even though people in this town might think that's stupid, I still choose to believe in it. All I ever did was try to be your friend, Stan, but you're so high and mighty anda couldn't look past my religion and just be my friend back. You've got a lot of growing up to do, buddy. Suck my balls."
#6: Kate X Garth:
It's been nearly four years since I thought about Alpha and Omega.
But this is one of the reasons I left.
I can't stand when Kate cheats on Humphrey.
She leaves the one who was perfect for her, to be with the WORST person for her.
And sadly, it quite common, and not even the worst that people can come up with.

#5: Twilight X Trixie:
I actually like Trixie.
And I also like Twilight.
So this just angers me. Their great characters..

#4: Spongebob X Patrick:
Yes. It fuckin happened! :(

#3: Kate X Lilly:
The only thing worse than Kate x Garth.
Is the idea of Kate having sex with her own...
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I'm bored and decided to give characters files for each character..


SHANE WALSE:
In many cases, Shane's character hasn't changed all too much.
Like the real Shane, he is very easy to become angry.
But unlike the real Shane.
Just about ANYTHING would make Shane mad, as shown with his immature rage at Rick for not liking Godfather., It's rare he ISN'T mad.
He also, accidentally shoots Rick and is why was in a coma. But his komen about sleeping with Lori. Along with sarcastically saying the "enemies" shoot him, makes anda wonder rather atau not it was REALLY an accident..

ANDREA:
It's implied she's...
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For those who don't know.
The image on my Kelab cover, with Twilight wearing a mask is from this story., I don't know, I just enjoy the image for some reason.. I can be a very morbid person, but in playful ways (if that's even possible).

Anyway. I can probably say, I have mixed feelings about this story.
It's certainly what anda would expect from a creepypasta.

But there's some many different VERISONS of the story.
In original version I read, Rarity tried to beg Twilight from killing Pinkie. Dash was telah diberi a needle making her lose all forms of sanity. AJ had her psychical strangth 'tested'.

But...
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posted by Canada24
In celebration of finally beating Red Dead 2.. Here's best Petikan of new protagonst, Arthur Morgan..


#1:
Arthur: Damn Marston. That's smart.. anda might the only guy I know, to be half eaten sejak wolves, and come back a smarter man..

#2:
Arthur: As long as we get paid atau anda get shot I'm happy.

#3:
Arthur: Maybe when your mother is finished mourning your father... I'll keep her in black, on your behalf.

#4:
Arthur: John made it. He's the only one. Rest of us... No.

#5:
Arthur: This whole thing is pretty much done. We're lebih ghosts than people.

#6:
Tommy: Come on than pretty boy!
Arthur: Pretty boy? You're kidding me, Pretty Boy!?

#7:
Micah: Seems were the only ones crazy enough to be out here.
Arthur: Don't speak to me about 'crazy'.

#8:
Arthur: I gave anda all I had....
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#5: BRAIN/FAMILY GUY:
This was only temporary, mostly cause everyone was mad at Seth Macfarlene for killing off a major character.
But due to Family Guys senses of 'convient' gags.
Stewie uses his time machine to stop brain from being killed in the first place, and nobody knew about this so not much has changed from then..

#4: Charlie/Two and a half men:
At the beginning of one of the newer seasons the REAL Charlie was fired from the cast do to his various 'issues'.
And his character is killed off and the season literary starts with his funeral, witch is ruined sejak the shows constant need for crude...
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#1: DON’T GO TO SLEEP:
Hate how your life is?, yeah, well, DEAL WITH IT!
Other wise, your be taken to court sejak the Reality Police and put on trial simply because anda berkata your reality sucked..

#2: MY HAIRY ADVENTURE:
If your turned into a dog sejak a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget anda ever existed..

#3: WEREWOLF OF FEVER SWAMP:
Your parents cannot be trusted. They are fools at best, and werewolf-enablers at worst. Just looking for any excuse to take your beloved dog to the pound. Also, your best friend is not really your friend, and has a terrible secret....
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Clay: Johnny ain't gonna be cool if your messing with her again.
Trevor: Oh really, let's ask him. (lifts foot) hei cowboy? anda mind that I fucked your old lady? Oh, what's that, anda DON'T mind.. Wha- because your a dead man!? And the only scented part of anda left is this little piece of brain! And the grizzle on the end of my boot! WELL THANK anda VERY MUCH COWBOYYY!
Terry: BULLSHIT!
Trevor: Oh I LIKE IT, denial! That's the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands.
Clay: THIS BETTER BE BULLSHIT! (they all ride off)
Trevor: Oh, where anda guys going!? LET'S GO LADIES!...
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tatro

Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


A not so long time lalu in a world ruled sejak ponies

Theme song: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode XI

Return To Ponyville

Discord has taken over the Prisoner Of War camp where I was sent, with pelangi, rainbow Dash, Princess Celestia, and many other ponies.

However, the Nazi Forces were planning on making a angkasa station, called the Death Egg, and they needed lebih money to finishbuilding this death defying angkasa station.

To make lebih money, they ordered Discord to sell me, and the other...
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Oh god.. Oh god...

I grew up with this movie.. As a kid I thought, this wasn't "that" bad... BOOOY was I wrong..

Early on we get Seans death yu, ikan jerung attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a yu, ikan jerung attack.. Allwhile his screams are drowned sejak the Krismas singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..

I swear to god, this movie is just depressing as hell.. Not scary.. And Ellen, Martins wife believe the yu, ikan jerung was WAITING for Sean.. It came for him because of what Martin did to his buddies..

(Dr. Elkins: Sharks don't take things personally,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 24

Orion

May 17, 1953

Ah. Good old Cheyenne Wyoming. The town that always starts an episode of Ponies On The Rails, but not for this one. No, this episode starts off in San Diego.

Orion: *Stops freight train at docks*
Dock Worker: Thanks a lot Orion.
Orion: No problem....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!

Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the sebelumnya H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.

Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them."...
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#1:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!

Me: This is why hookers don't get paid much.


#2:
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all anda want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!

ME: Try watching Shrek 2 dumbass..


#3:
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Episode 6: Percy's "Finest" jam

May 21, 1951

You already know this, but bare with me. Percy fixes tracks on the Union Pacific. He usually works with his best friend Jeff, but today that would change.

Percy: *walks along station*
Pete: Percy, I have some bad news.
Percy: What is it?
Pete: Jeff isn't feeling well, and took the hari off. So we got anda another kuda, kuda kecil to work with.
Percy: Uh, ok. Where is he?
Pete: He's right here.

The new kuda, kuda kecil was a black stallion, and walked rather quickly to the two ponies. His voice made him sound like he smoked 10 packs of cigarettes.

BS: Hello. My name is.....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run sejak thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 1: New worker

Cheyenne, July 26, 1950

Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are anda the new api, kebakaran mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another kuda, kuda kecil on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks to engine*
Hawkeye: Hi, anda must be my new api, kebakaran mare....
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#1: ROY EARLE:
Just about every character are at the very least implied to hate his guts. Anyone who has played the game will understand EXACTLY why..

Racist, sexist, he's done it all. And than just as your beginning to say, "at least he's OUR racist, sexist, asshole" Roy sells out the PTSD striken Cole Phelps, who cheats on his wife (but with only once).

But Roy is never actually punished for it. Even giving the speech at Cole's funeral.


#2: WILLIS HUNTEY:
After promising Ajay information about his parents and help to kill Yuma, he has Ajay kill Yuma's lieutenants. He then reveals that the lieutenants...
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