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ONE tahun LATER: NOVEMBER 30th.

The Smiths began to live for a bit in Los Santos, taking Floyd's old apartment which was still left abandoned after the incident.. Sally and Dash ended up returning too, but sadly the Griffins decided not to stay and returned to Road Island.
As the holidays approach, Steve becomes a brat and Stan takes him to see his grandfather to be scared straight. Jack is actually still alive, but I’m still keeping that earlier joke, as I like it. Grandpa Jack tells Steve the story of Krampus, who punishes the naughty children at Krismas and Steve refuses to buy into it. Jack also tells how he captured Krampus and keeps it in a copper pot in the basement, which nobody believes.

Steve starts opening his gifts early and Stan tries to hide them in the basement. There, he is called to sejak the trapped Krampus (who's real after all) and he talks Stan into being let out to punish Steve, but instead he immediately kidnaps Steve and to get revenge on Jack.

Stan tells his father what he did, but Jack simply says "that sucks".

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In the Krampus' istana, castle in Bavaria, Steve is placed in a jail. Krampus breaks into a dramatic song and slaps Steve throughout it, for being naughty this year.

However, Steve is eventually convinced sejak Krampus's talking furniture that Krampus is a good person and Steve befriends him.

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Stan calls up Roger and Trevor to help him, and the three go to Santa for help. Where they are captured sejak the elves. Trevor is strangled sejak one, but only says "harder" in the classic Steve Ogg delivery, simply creeping the elf out enough to stop.

Stan explains about Krampus, and Santa agrees to help, but only to kill Krampus. And promises Stan a truce.

The four fight their way to Steve, killing all the talking furniture, not realizing they are innocent creatures just defending themselves (though Santa probably did, and killed them anyway).

Steve reveals Krampus was good and redeemed him. But Santa coldly murders Krampus anyway, which even manages to shock Trevor. He also reveals he lied about giving a truce, saying "now maybe even idiots like anda would know I'm the bad guy!"

He then tries to kill them, but Jack Smith makes a surprise return and sacrifices himself to save them. After Santa and his elves retreat, the blood of Krampus transforms Jack into the new Krampus.

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DECEMBER 24th - Krismas EVE:

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Being Christmas, everyone finally found peace. Sally decided it was pointless to still be mad at Franklin over something that didn’t even happen anymore, and continued being with him (and they later married). Amanda finally started being nicer to Carly, and Dash was still drinking less at least.

However, being both a Grand Theft Auto and a Seth Macfarlane universe, the peace and quiet doesn't last. And though the Smith's new apartment is decked out for the holiday, the family members have been replaced with dummies and the actual family is in a bunker, preparing to go into stasis chambers to hide from Santa. As Jeff goes into stasis first, the family finds that Steve has placed his dummy in his chamber and vanished outside.

They discover through Klaus's inspection of Steve's browser history that he has taken off to ride a Krismas train. They rush out to stop him, but not before Roger purposely activates Jeff's pod to send him flying away.

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Turns out Carly also went with Steve, mainly to keep him safe. In result Michael teams up with the Smiths, though not Seras, he didn't tell her because he felt he could handle this alone.

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Arriving too late to stop the ride, they are dismayed when it returns empty and the parents have seemingly forgotten about their children due to mysterious Kandi canes that turned out to be drugged.

As they fear they won't discover what happened to the children, Puddin, an elf that was banned from the North Pole, informs them that they have all been kidnapped sejak Santa. He tries to take them along in a saat train, but it smashes into a mountain, killing Puddin.

Michael indifferently said, "yeah, he didn't have any Krismas magic."

With one option left to find some Krismas magic to open the passageway, they travel to Baltimore where Jack Smith has telah diberi up on being Krampus and has become a bus driver, although he grudgingly agrees to help them.

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Meanwhile, Steve thinks working in the mines is just a holiday simulation of digging coal until he observes a boy collapse and is dumped into a crevasse. He also finds Santa himself, causing him to hide behind Carly.

Santa at first believes the two were here to stop his plot, but they didn't even know he had one.
When he comes to understand that it was simply a coincidence, he orders his henchman to cut their throats with an ice skate “but make it christmassy, the boy wants a christmas”.

Before this can happen, the armed Elf is shot dead. Blood sprays onto the dinding seterusnya him before he falls.

"Ha! Magic doesn't stop bullets bitch!" Michael cried, holding a M4 Carbine. Stan runs out and unties them, Santa is about to order them all killed, but the jewels he was searching for have finally been found. Having bigger priorities, he lets them all go, his only request being they listen to his evil plan. They politely refuse but this seems to be all it took for him to order them to be recaptured.

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Regardless of the Heroes not caring about what his plan is, he goes on a monologue about it anyway, to abah-abah the powers of a slain Sumerian giant in order to become all-powerful sejak placing the stones back into the eyes of its stone remains.

He succeeds in doing this, but his plan backfires when the giant is reawakened causes havoc against the north pole, and absorbs Santa into its mouth.

Everyone climbs onto one of the trains to escape, but Steve's flat refusal to have any Krismas spirit only powers the train in reverse, toward the giant. His strong negative feelings soon propel the train at enough speed to sever the head from the giant, saving everyone. As the family celebrates, Steve still has his spirit destroyed so everyone gives him hope for the future, minus Michael and Roger who honestly didn't give a crap, and even bond over this.

Regardless, with this settled, everyone sets off with the surviving children as Jack/Krampus decides to stay behind and take over Santa's castle.

Santa reveals to have survived, leaving a cliffhanger. Only for it to be comedically subverted as he is immediately killed anyway, sejak falling debris.

Several weeks later the Smiths finally decided to go back utama to Langley, offering to take merah jambu back with them, but she berkata she had her fill and would rather be utama with Carly and the others. Pinkie hugs the Smiths before they leave, promising she’ll write to them.


THE END:
posted by Windwakerguy430
#1: Traffic Laws

Wind: (Drives through a red light, causing every car behind him to crash)
Police: (Sitting in the car, watching the road)
Wind: (Crashes through a mailbox)
Police: …… Well, nothing out of the ordinary

#2: Gun Stores

Wind: Okay, seriously. How the hell did anda get a rocket launcher in here. I can understand the nightstick. I can understand the grenades. I can understand the fucking military assault rifle. But a fucking rocket launcher? How the fuck did this even get sold in a public area
Clerk: Capitalism
Wind: Of course.

#3: Swimming

Wind: (Lying in a kiddie pool, face down)

#4: Hospitals...
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DITTO - MLP:
who many years lalu (same tahun Luna became nightmare moon) Ditto was Celestia's most trusted student, same role Twilight 'currently' has. It's obvious that Celestia cared very deeply for him, because she was extremely heartbroken when he blamed Celestia for the death of his family, and she was never able to explain herself..



SATEN TWIST - MLP:
HIs father was an abusive drunk who constantly cheated on his mother. And his mother never showed him much Cinta either.

Only one to care for him was his cousin/friend Derpy Hooves.

Due to his unhappy childhood,and unhappy attitude towards most...
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#1;
ROY EARLE:
Like Rusty Galloway (who I actually LIKE for the most part) Earle is openly misogynical..
Only, Earle is WORSE, because, Rusty is that way because he was divorced many times and, as he says "woman aren't quite the angles we imagined". But still he has 'enough' respect to honor the dead bodies and avange their death.
Earle. There's not as much REASON for his hatred of woman. He just dose it because he's a rasist, arrogant, lazy, douchebag..
And if that's not bad enough. Roy is a double agent, working for the villains of the game. And only reason he asked to be partners with Cole,...
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posted by Canada24
#6: A KING'S POWER:
A king’s power depended on his ability to win battles and so gain land and treasure to give his supporters. He was obliged to keep fighting. If he didn’t he would find himself out of a job atau deprived of his life; probably both. The power of any kingdom was only as solid as the strength of its king in battle. To be able to cut down several enemies in quick succession, when in a tight spot, and to be a lebih efficient killer than one’s subordinates, was essential for a king living in a society which regarded warfare as the natural way of life. What was gained sejak the sword...
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SATEN TWIST: (short tempered, recovering alcoholic, anti hero)

SCENE 1:

Saten: *drunkily* H hei applejack
AppleJack: Are ya drunk atau something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear applejack wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I Cinta anda Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It...
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Citizen: Yo? what the fuck!?
Shene: OPEN FIRE!! (they all begin shooting)


Shane: sejak the way. If anda die atau fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife.


Shane: Enough is ENOUGH!.. Enough of this!.. Enough sitting around masterbating!
Daryl: Just that ONE time!
Shane: NOUGH! Risking our lives, over a little girl who's GONE! Enough! Living seterusnya to bangsal with things that want to kill us!.. I mean. It might just be the alcohol talking bu-
Daryl: This place has alcohol!?
Shane: ENOUTH! Interrupting me all the time!
Daryl: Whatever.
Shane: ow! If anda wanna live!? anda wanna SURVIVE!? anda gotta FIGHT FOR...
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posted by Canada24
Well..

We're finally done this show.

All in all.
I give it 8/10..

POSSITIVES:
* Satisfying battles
* Often unpredictable
* Has lots of "deep" means behind it..

NEGATIVES:
* Bizzare Japenesse comedy scenes, that makes them look like some sort of comic book..
* strange Oprah Muzik at times
* Alexander betrayed his own humanity, and Lost my respect
* It's downright confusing sometimes
* It often feels longer than it is..

Anyway..

I don't really have anything to say about the episodes themselves.

Thir defiantly intense.

Though, I guess I have something to say about Major's death.

I have to admit.
I actually...
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#5: KATE MCCREARY:
As Packie says "Kate is the only decent one of outer family".
And she is much lebih innocent than most other characters..

#4: JOHNNY KLIBITZ:
We all knew what happened to Johnny in Grand Theft Auto 5.
He became weakened shell of his former self, and because of this, was easily murdered sejak Trevor before being able to fight back, while the REAL Johnny would of shit Trevor the moment he started insulting Johnny.
But anyway..
Before all that, Johnny, unlike most other members of the Lost (except Jim and probably Clay and Terry) actually has a conscience, unlike Billy who kills for...
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posted by Canada24
As usual.
I don't have much to say..

It's been while since I watch this show, but the episode was good.

Like most media's.
Most times I just watch this tunjuk for the violence.

And when anda know it's Japenesse, anda KNOW your get nothing but blood covered pleasure. If I was a sadist I probably would get a boner from such intense battles.

But anyway.

At first I was a bit mad when they blew down the zeppelin, thought it meant their will be no epic fight against the crazy nazi bitch.
But.. I was proven wrong, she and her men servived.
And apparently she can make illusions to have herself bigger (yeah, cause that's "totally" playing fair)..

But at wheat I didn't see too many of Pip's men die.
I hate seeing army men die in shows like this.
I made episode 2 really hard to watch in that way.
All those poor army men.

Well anyway.
That's all I got.

Let's await episode 7.
And see what the crazy nazi jalang, perempuan jalang has in store..
We all Cinta Cartman's border breaking troll humor.
And his cruelity to just about ANYTHING., And hypercriticism to everyone (espically Kyle)..
But there some moments, that Cartman goes WAY too far. And down right angers me..

#5: BEST Friends FOREVER:
After one of Kenny's "comedic" deaths, Cartman learns that Kenny left his PSP to Cartman out of pity.
But wait after learning this, it is also learned Kenny servived.
Cartman, proving his "loyalty", sejak pulling the plug on Kenny, JUST for the PSP..

#4: IMAGINATIONLAND:
Cartman saves Kyle's life.
Revives him with CPR..
But sadly.
He did it.
Not because he...
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Okay..
So. I saw this movie once.

I can agree much of the Berlakon is hard to take serious.
But the over all feel of this movie is very serious.
And it's a lot better then people give it credit for..

The one thing that reached my attention when Membaca the reviews of this movie.
Is that someone stated that using beautiful blonde 17 tahun old girl who's completely "normal" wasn't the right choice for the victim of such cyber bullying.
Say that it'll be better using a mentally challenged person atau wheel chair person, atau even just a non blonde with no friends..

But here's something to understand.
This DOSE...
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So yeah.
Rockstar is known for insulting most things.
Particallty police.
But that mainly goes for Grand Theft Auto, for obvious reasons.
But still there also a lot of honorable cops that rockstar made.
Here's the list..

#10: Captain Espinoza (red dead redemption)
To those who don't know, he's the fat guy with the eye patch from the Mexican army.
Unlike the other Mexican army leaders, he's the only one who actually DOSE believe he's helping his country, and that the rebels are terriests.
So.. He's the only one who's actually fighting for a "reason".
But considering he's still a dick in every "other"...
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Well..
Actually it's lebih of "yelling", then full on screamo..
May not sound like a difference. But trust me, it is..

#10: Andrew WK:
Not much to say. Your have to see yourself.

9 #Billy Talent:
Not much to say.

#8: Bon Jovi:
It may not sound like yelling to somepeople, but trust me, it often is..

#7: Linkin Park:
Most of the yelling is the famish chorus's.
That's what most these bands have in common.

#6: Avenged Sevenfold:
Who dosen't Cinta hearing Matt Shadows.

#5: SlipKnot:
Though, his "normal" voice is generally much lebih badass.

#4: Three Days Grace:
I HAD to put them.
I grew up with them.

3: Bullet...
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posted by Canada24
Walking Dead has always been the perfect mix between badass, gory battle scenes. And deep meaning of what people would turn to..

So many of the characters have changed into harser survivals, and the goes the biggest for Mr Grimes..

In season one, he is clearly relatable, we all can imagine of waking up to an zombie infested world, and it's either kill atau be killed out there.,

But due to this "kill atau be killed" type of world, it seems Rick has become crueler and crueler though out the show..

It all started in the bar when he gunned down those two survivals.
It's then he realized how it feels to...
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I made this senarai before, but I guess I deleted it. Not sure why.. But it gives me an excuse to do again.. I hope I can do it better too..



10: NORMAN BATES:
 "We all go a little mad sometimes
"We all go a little mad sometimes


Only reason he's last is because I never watched the movies, I don't know the francise. But come on, it's Psycho, of coarse it goes on the list. To the meme'd to hell violin, to the famish twist he was a crossdresser with perpecahan, berpecah personality. This movie is a icon, it's been studied and talked about to death..




9: VALEK:


While he's no Pazuzu (but who is), Valek is in my opinion the best villain...
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posted by Canada24
Carly, Mike and Seras touch down at Trevor's helipad and find Trevor there, Carly surprising him with an actual hug and saying she actually missed him. Trevor himself speaks lebih softly to her than usual.

"Sally with you?" Franklin asked, being there two.

"Sally, oh she's.. No, she's staying." Carly berkata awkwardly.

"Well have her call, she hasn't in a long..."

"I kinda just got home, I don't wanna think about that right now." Carly berkata quickly, though in truth just trying to avoid the conversation as she knew why. And she also knew she didn't wanna go over this right now.. atau maybe ever.

Seras...
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posted by Canada24
After a long plane ride the other three girls finally made it to Langley falls, and got rooms at a local hotel, Sally getting her own room while merah jambu and Carly shared. "Your friend seems to be okay, after her breakup." Pinkie insisted, knowing Carly wouldn't want to talk about the actual event.
"Sally's better at hiding pain than I am." Carly admitted quietly.

"Well she mostly just smokes." Pinkie admitted.
"Everyone copes in their own way." Carly replied, looking through her bag for some PJ's. Pinkie looking through the takeout menu. "Anyway.. Burger atau chicken salad?"

"Salad" Carly replied, finally...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik says, "Snoopi-" He stopped, forgetting what he was going to say, but he quickly remembered. "Snooping as usual I see."
Robotnik says, "Snoopi-" He stopped, forgetting what he was going to say, but he quickly remembered. "Snooping as usual I see."

Before I start this story, let me go over some stuff that happened in the sebelumnya stories.

November 23, 2012

I arrived at Ponyville, and met the six main characters of MLP FIM. The seterusnya hari was the beginning of the Equestria War. A bulan later Canterlot got bombed, and the kuda, kuda kecil Alliance was formed to fight against Robotnik's army.

December 24, 2012

Before his death Dr. Robotnik got Discord, and Blaze the cat to take over his army. Discord...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our tunjuk where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, atau played as characters in skits. For instance, pelangi, rainbow Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The keldai keldai Inn skit.

We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle

Audience: *Cheering*

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Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first hari of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be...
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