Cinta Chuck! 

When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the world down.

How many pushups Chuck Norris can do? All of them.
Chuck Norris came once two times, at the same time.
Chuck Norris is dead, but death is afraid to tell him.
When Bell invented the first phone, chuck Norris have already 2 messages on answering machine.