*two days later*
LJ : don't worry!
Lucius : be happy!
Slender: SHUT UP! why are you guys so annoying!
Lucius: well the thing is I am extremely drunk... so blame the vodka for me being annoying
LJ: no one blames my vodka!
*ring ring*
Slender: *pulls out phone* hello?
BEN: Slender! I am being captive in gods mouth by RED and Observer! I have very little time to speak with you now! you need to com- wait... is that Jane? holy shi*, she killed RED! oh wait... Observer took her down... umm I think she still is alive. uhhh-
Observer: hey! what are you doing with that phone!?
BEN: gotta go! *hangs up*
Lucius: who was it?
Slender: BEN... he is captive in gods mouth, and it looks like cRYPT is having a war with Zalgo
Lucius: ok then, who do we save first?
Slender: BEN will be fine in gods mouth. we have to get Toby and Splendor... who knows what cRYPT will do to them
LJ : don't worry!
Lucius : be happy!
Slender: SHUT UP! why are you guys so annoying!
Lucius: well the thing is I am extremely drunk... so blame the vodka for me being annoying
LJ: no one blames my vodka!
*ring ring*
Slender: *pulls out phone* hello?
BEN: Slender! I am being captive in gods mouth by RED and Observer! I have very little time to speak with you now! you need to com- wait... is that Jane? holy shi*, she killed RED! oh wait... Observer took her down... umm I think she still is alive. uhhh-
Observer: hey! what are you doing with that phone!?
BEN: gotta go! *hangs up*
Lucius: who was it?
Slender: BEN... he is captive in gods mouth, and it looks like cRYPT is having a war with Zalgo
Lucius: ok then, who do we save first?
Slender: BEN will be fine in gods mouth. we have to get Toby and Splendor... who knows what cRYPT will do to them
PL: lord Zalgo Demands we strike the proxys on the run... We alih once the purge starts
Purger: yes sir!
*meanwhile*
Masky: man... I'm running out of pills
Hoody: we will get anda some bro
EJ: the Purge will start in a few Hours... What should we do?
Jeff: they have no business with us
Johnny: they work for Zalgo...
Jeff: Fuc*
Masky: ... Aha!
All: what?
Masky: the abandoned SCP building!
EJ: it's stupid and crazy but what other choice do we have
Johnny: being killed?
Jeff: worst choice ever
Purger: yes sir!
*meanwhile*
Masky: man... I'm running out of pills
Hoody: we will get anda some bro
EJ: the Purge will start in a few Hours... What should we do?
Jeff: they have no business with us
Johnny: they work for Zalgo...
Jeff: Fuc*
Masky: ... Aha!
All: what?
Masky: the abandoned SCP building!
EJ: it's stupid and crazy but what other choice do we have
Johnny: being killed?
Jeff: worst choice ever
*portal opens*
Masky: ok everyone! Let's go!
*meanwhile*
PL: It feels like this has been going on for days...
Purger: yea
PL: like almost a month...
*BOOM*
PL: WHAT THE HECK?
Zalgo: sorry, trying out a new grand entrance
PL: what is it?
Zalgo: I'm calling it off
PL: WHAT!?
Zalgo: I realized I'm sending people with no power atau strength to fight people that have been trained sejak slenderman, which was trained sejak mother.
PL: so it's of?
Zalgo: yep
PL: bob, I'm sorry that I have to tell anda this... anda won't be able to use that gun-sword that anda got for Christmas
Bob: aww
Masky: ok everyone! Let's go!
*meanwhile*
PL: It feels like this has been going on for days...
Purger: yea
PL: like almost a month...
*BOOM*
PL: WHAT THE HECK?
Zalgo: sorry, trying out a new grand entrance
PL: what is it?
Zalgo: I'm calling it off
PL: WHAT!?
Zalgo: I realized I'm sending people with no power atau strength to fight people that have been trained sejak slenderman, which was trained sejak mother.
PL: so it's of?
Zalgo: yep
PL: bob, I'm sorry that I have to tell anda this... anda won't be able to use that gun-sword that anda got for Christmas
Bob: aww
Subject files: Lucius Vole
Subject 274 aka Lucius Vole was a volunteer to test the effects of serum 18 aka "Pasta Sauce", a experiment that would give a plant atau a animal powers. The first time he was telah diberi the serum he aged 1 tahun every 30 seconds, we were able to give the antidote before he died. He volunteered again with this time it being a success, it gave him the ability to teleport short distances and a vast knowledge of weaponry. He was held in a cell until a another subject went rouge and he was able to escape. After that he joined a mercenary group and named himself "Volter". He later left the group and completely went missing. His utama was found a bulan after he went missing, And notebook describing a tall faceless man watching him was found in his room. Three years later some people started seeing him, one time with a woman with a clock for a eye. Other than that we have no leads to where he is at. We hope this info is useful to anda John.
SCP
Subject 274 aka Lucius Vole was a volunteer to test the effects of serum 18 aka "Pasta Sauce", a experiment that would give a plant atau a animal powers. The first time he was telah diberi the serum he aged 1 tahun every 30 seconds, we were able to give the antidote before he died. He volunteered again with this time it being a success, it gave him the ability to teleport short distances and a vast knowledge of weaponry. He was held in a cell until a another subject went rouge and he was able to escape. After that he joined a mercenary group and named himself "Volter". He later left the group and completely went missing. His utama was found a bulan after he went missing, And notebook describing a tall faceless man watching him was found in his room. Three years later some people started seeing him, one time with a woman with a clock for a eye. Other than that we have no leads to where he is at. We hope this info is useful to anda John.
SCP
Lucius : caaaaannnn!
LJ: : anybodyyyy!
Lucius : find meeee!
Slender : somebody to loveeeee!
Lucius: where the hell did you learn to sing?
Slender: like I said, I had a daughter...
Lucius: oh... so... where is this cRYPT guy?
Slender: his base is at Mount Hood in Oregon
Lucius: ._.
Slender: what?
Lucius: how the hell are we supposed to walk from Mane to Oregon
Slender: oh... huh... ummm... I never really thought of that...
Lucius: *sigh*
[the song was, Somebody To Love By Queen]
LJ: : anybodyyyy!
Lucius : find meeee!
Slender : somebody to loveeeee!
Lucius: where the hell did you learn to sing?
Slender: like I said, I had a daughter...
Lucius: oh... so... where is this cRYPT guy?
Slender: his base is at Mount Hood in Oregon
Lucius: ._.
Slender: what?
Lucius: how the hell are we supposed to walk from Mane to Oregon
Slender: oh... huh... ummm... I never really thought of that...
Lucius: *sigh*
[the song was, Somebody To Love By Queen]
Kage: なぜ テール-
Jack: please speak English Kage... We aren't in China anymore
Kage: I come from Japan
Jack: don't care!
Kage: *sigh* why are we doing this?
Jack: apparently V thinks having the goat eater back will be helpful...
Kage: we're geting him!?
Jack: V told us that during the meeting!
Kage: really?! I didn't hear him...
Jack: apparently Cinta makes anda deaf to...
Kage: what?
Jack: I know anda like that Japanese chick
Kage: what?! I do not!
Jack: oh come on! anda were looking at her the entire time during the meeting!
Kage: Jack...
Jack: don't even try Kage, nothing anda say can disprove me!
Kage: Chupacabra is behind you
Jack: ._.
Chupacabra: ... (Having British tonight!)
Jack: please speak English Kage... We aren't in China anymore
Kage: I come from Japan
Jack: don't care!
Kage: *sigh* why are we doing this?
Jack: apparently V thinks having the goat eater back will be helpful...
Kage: we're geting him!?
Jack: V told us that during the meeting!
Kage: really?! I didn't hear him...
Jack: apparently Cinta makes anda deaf to...
Kage: what?
Jack: I know anda like that Japanese chick
Kage: what?! I do not!
Jack: oh come on! anda were looking at her the entire time during the meeting!
Kage: Jack...
Jack: don't even try Kage, nothing anda say can disprove me!
Kage: Chupacabra is behind you
Jack: ._.
Chupacabra: ... (Having British tonight!)
