*two days later*
LJ : don't worry!
Lucius : be happy!
Slender: SHUT UP! why are you guys so annoying!
Lucius: well the thing is I am extremely drunk... so blame the vodka for me being annoying
LJ: no one blames my vodka!
*ring ring*
Slender: *pulls out phone* hello?
BEN: Slender! I am being captive in gods mouth by RED and Observer! I have very little time to speak with you now! you need to com- wait... is that Jane? holy shi*, she killed RED! oh wait... Observer took her down... umm I think she still is alive. uhhh-
Observer: hey! what are you doing with that phone!?
BEN: gotta go! *hangs up*
Lucius: who was it?
Slender: BEN... he is captive in gods mouth, and it looks like cRYPT is having a war with Zalgo
Lucius: ok then, who do we save first?
Slender: BEN will be fine in gods mouth. we have to get Toby and Splendor... who knows what cRYPT will do to them
LJ : don't worry!
Lucius : be happy!
Slender: SHUT UP! why are you guys so annoying!
Lucius: well the thing is I am extremely drunk... so blame the vodka for me being annoying
LJ: no one blames my vodka!
*ring ring*
Slender: *pulls out phone* hello?
BEN: Slender! I am being captive in gods mouth by RED and Observer! I have very little time to speak with you now! you need to com- wait... is that Jane? holy shi*, she killed RED! oh wait... Observer took her down... umm I think she still is alive. uhhh-
Observer: hey! what are you doing with that phone!?
BEN: gotta go! *hangs up*
Lucius: who was it?
Slender: BEN... he is captive in gods mouth, and it looks like cRYPT is having a war with Zalgo
Lucius: ok then, who do we save first?
Slender: BEN will be fine in gods mouth. we have to get Toby and Splendor... who knows what cRYPT will do to them
*ERCH*
???: hei Slender! why are anda walking on the road?
Slender: Reggie! umm... why are anda driving a camper?
Reggie: me and and my buds are going to Oregon for a vacation!
Lucius: really -_-
Me: what?
Slender: well we are going to Oregon also... could we tag along?!
Reggie: sure
Mrs. P: hello Slender
Slender: Mrs. P! why are anda not with Sally!
Mrs. P: she is with us
Sally: papa!
Slender: Sally!?
Lucius: anda know... I have a feeling that our luck will run out if we keep using it like this...
LJ: yeah... I think we already ran out... this bottle of vodka keeps refiling
Lucius: fuc*
???: hei Slender! why are anda walking on the road?
Slender: Reggie! umm... why are anda driving a camper?
Reggie: me and and my buds are going to Oregon for a vacation!
Lucius: really -_-
Me: what?
Slender: well we are going to Oregon also... could we tag along?!
Reggie: sure
Mrs. P: hello Slender
Slender: Mrs. P! why are anda not with Sally!
Mrs. P: she is with us
Sally: papa!
Slender: Sally!?
Lucius: anda know... I have a feeling that our luck will run out if we keep using it like this...
LJ: yeah... I think we already ran out... this bottle of vodka keeps refiling
Lucius: fuc*
