Princess kacang, pea stood in the wedding gazebo seterusnya to Prince Bartholomew, with all eyes on her. She knew that everyone was waiting on her to say "I do" and make the union official. Come on, Pea, she thought to herself...Two simple words and everything goes back to the way it was. You've been dreaming all your life of marrying a handsome prince and living happily ever after in a beautiful castle. Now all anda have to do is say the word and it's yours. anda can have what anda envied from all the other girls you've met. You'll be blissful and merry like that flat-chested princess with the high pitched voice anda met in the woods weeks ago. You'll feel accomplished and proud like that crossdressing Chinese chick anda met. You'll have a man of your own like Jasmine, Cinderella, Ariel and Tiana. anda won't end up in a tragedy like Pocahontas did. Maybe you'll even learn to Cinta Bartholomew, the way Belle learned to Cinta the Beast...
"Pea," whispered Prince Bartholomew, interrupting her train of thought. "Hurry up, you're embarrassing me."
"Oh," Pea's mind was elsewhere. "I..."
The crowd stared at the princess anxiously.
"I need a drink of water," kacang, pea said. A butler immediately scurried towards her.
"Your highness, it'll be a few moments before we can get anda some water. Right now all we have is the traditional celebratory champagne," he berkata in a British accent.
"Great, that'll do the trick," kacang, pea popped open the bottle and poured it into a glass. She finished the glass in three saat flat. The crowd was bewildered sejak her lack of etiquette and watched in shock as the princess chucked the glass on the ground casually.
"What are anda doing?" asked Prince Bartholomew. kacang, pea gazed into the audience and saw her mother, Queen Annalynne, looking furiously at her.
"Let's try this again, shall we?" asked the priest. "Princess Peanalita, do anda take Prince Bartholomew to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
Pea didn't waste another moment. "I can't," she replied. Everyone gasped.
"What do anda mean, anda can't?" asked the prince through clenched teeth.
"Would anda like me to find anda a dictionary?" kacang, pea rolled her eyes. "Or are your Membaca skills just as bad as your comprehension skills?"
"How dare you!" Bartholomew slapped kacang, pea across the face. "Princesses must be respectful and worshipping towards their princes!"
"Apologize at once, Peanalita!" Annalynne stood up from her seat.
"Apologize?" kacang, pea was astounded. "Are anda crazy? He just slapped me!"
"Yes, I did!" Bartholomew yelled. "Women who are disrespectful to their superiors get punished!"
"Then I suppose the same goes for men," kacang, pea answered. With that, she punched the arrogant jerk in the face. "You know, I was gonna try and let anda down easy but now that I see what a big, hairy dick anda are, I'm happy to dump your sorry ass. In fact, why don't I just tell everyone here the truth? I'm in Cinta with someone else! And even though he doesn't Cinta me anymore, I'm not gonna marry some rich snob just so I can have a few nice dresses...okay a thousand really gorgeous dresses with hand-stiched satin bows and the finest fabric from Europe...but anda get my point." Princess kacang, pea left Prince Bartholomew, who was on the ground tending his bloody nose. As she began to hurry down the aisle towards the exit, Annalynne stopped her.
"Peanalita, what do anda think you're doing?" Queen Annalynne scolded. "You're giving up everything anda ever wanted! And for what? Conrad doesn't even Cinta you!"
"So?" kacang, pea asked. "The last time I checked the solution to getting your hati, tengah-tengah broken wasn't marry some Rawak dude with a fat wallet. If I go through with this marriage, I'll end up like you..."
"And what's wrong with that?" Annalynne was offended. "I'm beautiful, powerful, and rich. What could possibly be lebih satisfying?"
"Yes, but you're also stuck-up, selfish, bitter, cruel, and disliked sejak practically everyone." kacang, pea responded. "You know, before I got banished, I was on my way to becoming just like you, atau even worse. But the hari I left the istana, castle was the hari I realized I wanted all the wrong things in life. The reason I was such a jalang, perempuan jalang was because I wasn't really happy. And once again, I don't know where I'm headed, but I know that I have a better chance of finding happiness in the middle of nowhere than in some stuffy castle."
"Why, anda ungrateful little brat!" yelled Annalynne. "I've telah diberi anda everything anda could ever want in life and this is how anda thank me? I was a loving mother to you!"
"No! When the rest of our kingdom wanted me gone, anda exiled me immediately to save your own reputation!" kacang, pea kept walking. "Face it, Mother, anda only love me when I have something that will benefit you. Like this marriage, don't think I believed for one saat that anda actually give a rat's keldai whether atau not I'm happy."
"Where are anda going, anda silly girl?" Annalynne called after her. "You have nothing without me! Even that filthy peasant boyfriend of yours berkata anda don't have a brain beneath that pretty face!"
"Well, I...hey,wait a second..." Something occured to Princess Pea. When Annalynne had telah diberi her the letter in which Conrad broke up with her, it was in an envelope, unopened. And after kacang, pea read it to herself, she'd crumpled it up and thrown it away. So how on Earth could her mother possibly know in detail what Conrad berkata to her in the note? "YOU!" kacang, pea stormed back over towards her mother. "You wrote that letter, didn't you?"
"What? I did no such thing!"
"Mother, that line didn't work when anda tried to deny the botox and it ain't working now," replied Pea.
"I only did it to protect you," Annalynne tried to seem compassionate. "I knew anda would be making a mistake to stay with that boy. So I did what was necessary for your own well-being."
"Wrong again, anda did it to trick me into thinking that I should marry Bartholomew!" kacang, pea cried. "How could anda be so selfish? That's low even for you...breaking your daughter's hati, tengah-tengah and preventing her from being with her true Cinta so that anda can get lebih money!"
"What are anda going to do about it? Slap me like anda did the prince?" Annalynne asked. "You're still the weak little girl you've always been."
"No, I have a punch-no-more-than-one-person-a-day rule. However, I haven't done this yet." kacang, pea ripped off a large chunk of her wedding cake and threw it onto Annalynne.
"Later, Mommy Dearest. And don't bother trying to find me with that tracking device, I'm finally over the whole tiara trend." kacang, pea skipped out of the back gates of the castle, off to find Conrad and set things right.
Princess kacang, pea hurried outside the palace gates into the village. She ran along the cobblestone streets hoping to find some mode of tranportation. I've got to get back to Beast's castle, maybe Conrad is still there, kacang, pea thought hopefully to herself. Suddenly, she noticed a large carriage with a driver that practically had "stupid" written on his forehead.
"Yo, dude!" kacang, pea yelled at him. "There's a hundred bucks taped to the back of your carriage." As the pemandu kereta kuda, coachman stepped out to check the back, kacang, pea hopped into the driver's kerusi, tempat duduk and yelled. "Sorry, but this is an emergency!" She rode off on the carriage. A few hours passed and kacang, pea finally found the castle. The Beast's istana, castle looked as though it had been on Extreme Makeover: utama Edition. It was no longer dark and gloomy but instead bright and beautiful. kacang, pea hurried inside...
"Belle!" kacang, pea cried out.
"Pea!" Belle hugged the princess. "We were worried, anda just vanished so suddenly without saying goodbye! So much has happened since anda left. Beast has transformed into a human! In fact, his real name is Prince Adam. anda see, as it turns out, he and all of the people who lived in this istana, castle were under a spell that could only be broken if-"
"Belle, honey, I don't wanna be rude but I really don't give a flying fuck right now! I'm in the middle of a crisis!" kacang, pea interrupted. "Where's Conrad?"
"He left right after anda disappeared," Belle replied. "He seemed depressed about anda leaving without notice."
"Damn it, how will I ever find him now?"
"Well," Belle thought for a moment. "When Gaston invaded the istana, castle to attack Adam, he had the magic mirror...but he didn't have it when he went upstairs to find Adam...so...he must have left it around...here it is!"
"I know I'm gorgeous but how exactly is a mirror gonna help me?" kacang, pea asked, as Belle handed her the mirror.
"It's enchanted, it will tunjuk anda anything anda wish to see," Belle answered. "Best of luck, Pea! I have to get changed, Adam and I are marrying this afternoon!" She hurried upstairs.
Princess kacang, pea spoke to the mirror. "I wish to see Conrad." The mirror shone brightly and then showed Conrad. He seemed to be in a istana, castle of some sort. kacang, pea recognized it after a moment of brief confusion. "Hey, I've been to the istana, castle before...years ago...when I was a little girl...We visited it one Christmas...Of course! That's King Stefan's castle! What the heck is Conrad doing there? I've got to get to him!"
Pea ran outside of the istana, castle as night began to fall. She hopped back into the driving kerusi, tempat duduk of the carriage and ordered the Kuda to take her to King Stefan's kingdom. Hours rolled by. kacang, pea was cold, mierable and utterly convinced that the Kuda had no idea where they were going. Just as she was about to lose all hope, she realized they'd reached a forest. She jumped off of the carriage and ran through the woods. She saw the istana, castle in the distance. The moon shone brightly. kacang, pea ran as fast as her feet could carry her towards the castle. Everbody in the entire kingdom seemed to be asleep which kacang, pea found rather peculiar. She hurried through the istana, castle doors and found her way up a tower. She walked into a room where a beautiful girl was sleeping in a bed. The girl had long golden curls and wore a blue dress. She had a rose carefully tucked beneath her hands.
"Where is Conrad?" kacang, pea wondered aloud. Suddenly, she heard voices approaching.
"Congratulations, Phillip! You've defeated Maleficent!" berkata one voice.
"Now anda must awaken Rose with true love's kiss," added another.
Just then, a handsome prince and three plump little Pari-pari came into the room.
"Who are you?" asked the prince.
"I'm depressed," kacang, pea cried. "My one true Cinta was supposed to be in this istana, castle and I can't find him anywhere."
"Well, there's my one true love," he pointed at the sleeping girl. He stepped towards her and leaned in for a kiss.
"Isn't that like tarikh rape atau something?" kacang, pea asked as she wiped a tear off her cheek.
The girl's eyes opened and she smiled up at her prince.
"Oh, there's so much to explain!" berkata the fairy in blue while clapping excitedly. She flew over to the girl, who was getting out of the bed. "Rose, the boy anda met in the woods just so happens to be Prince Phillip! The one you're betrothed to! So even though anda have to marry a prince, it turns out the prince is the boy anda wanted to marry all along! Isn't that wonderful?"
"Yes," replied the girl. "But what am I doing lying in a bed? The last thing I remember, anda three brought me to the istana, castle and I heard an eerie voice calling my name."
"Should we tell her?" the fairy in green asked the Pari-pari in blue and red.
"Nah," they all agreed. "Aurora, all that matters is that anda two are together at last." Aurora and Phillip hugged.
"You two are lucky, man," kacang, pea spoke up. "Never take each other for granted. Because sometimes anda lose the person anda Cinta before anda get to tell them how anda feel." She continued to cry.
"You poor darling!" berkata Aurora sympathetically. She hugged Pea. "I'm sure things will work out for anda somehow."
"Now that I think of it...Fauna, Merryweather, we did meet a handsome young man earlier today, didn't we?" asked the fairy in red.
"Yes, Flora, you're right!" answered Fauna. "He berkata his name was Conrad."
"That's him!" Pea's hati, tengah-tengah filled with hope. "Oh, where did he say he was going?"
"Well," berkata Merryweather. "He told us that he had Lost his one true Cinta and felt like dying. We tried to make him feel better but nothing helped. We asked him if he'd mind watching over Aurora while we put the rest of the kingdom to sleep. He agreed politely...but if he's not here...there's a chance he...oh dear, there's a chance he might have run in to...Maleficent."
"Who's Maleficent?" asked Pea.
"The mistress of all evil," answered Merryweather. "We must pray Conrad didn't menyeberang, cross paths with her...she's incredibly devious. She kills innocent people for the joy of it."
"You mean to say if Conrad went to the tower and Maleficent was there, he's probably...dead?" kacang, pea was horrified.
"Well, there's only one way to find out," berkata Flora. "Aurora, Phillip, anda two must prepare for the ceremony."
"Good luck," Aurora waved goodbye to kacang, pea as she and Phillip headed down the tower stairs, hand in hand.
"You, my dear, come with us," Flora told Pea. With a wave of their wands, the three Pari-pari carried kacang, pea throughout the castle. They searched everywhere, soaring through the sky. Princess kacang, pea looked below them to see a balcony with Conrad lying on it.
"NOOOOOO!" cried Pea. The Pari-pari sadly descended her onto the balcony. "Why is he lying there? Why would Maleficent just take his life away?"
"I'm so sorry, dear," Fauna was crying. "That's just how Maleficent's always been. She was heartless."
Rain began to pour down on the balcony. kacang, pea lay on bahagian, atas of Conrad's lifeless body. She wished lebih than anything she could turn back time. "Conrad, wake up," kacang, pea cried. "I don't know what my mother told anda but it was a lie...please don't leave me like this...I'm alone in this world without you...wake up...I know I berkata I wanted a prince but I finally see that you are my prince, anda always have been...PLEASE..."
Pea sobbed, her tears landing uncontrollably as the rain poured down on her. "It's too late, anda can't leave me, I'm already in Cinta with you!" She lay her head on his breathless chest.
"There is, however, one remedy to Maleficent's spinning wheel curse," Flora realized. "The Ciuman of true love."
Pea turned back to Conrad's body and lifted his head up carefully. She gently kissed his soft lips. After a moment of thinking that Conrad would never come back to her, his eyes opened. He smiled up at Pea.
"Pea? W-What are anda doing here? I thought anda were in Cinta with Prince Bartholomew..." he said, his voice soft and weak.
"Two words," kacang, pea smiled down at him, half laughing, half crying. "Bullshit."
Conrad grinned and picked himself up off the ground. He lifted kacang, pea into the air and spun her around. They kissed again.
The three Pari-pari cheered gleefully. Princess kacang, pea had found her prince at last. Even though he wasn't technically a prince, he was the prince for her.
The seterusnya afternoon, Princess kacang, pea and Conrad married in the forest. Snow White, Mulan, Jasmine, Cinderella, Ariel, Tiana, Pocahontas, Belle, and Aurora were all present. From that hari forward, Peanalita and Conrad spent their days together, madly in love.
Although they bickered occasionally, it was always led to sizzling hot make-up sex. Princess kacang, pea had learned so many things over the course of her journey. She'd learned that true happiness can't be bought. She'd learned that princes can be lebih trouble than they're worth. Speaking of princes, after being abandoned at the altar, Bartholomew gave up on marriage and opened his own tattoo parlor...things are going great for him, if anda exclude the fact he's being sued sejak Captain Hook for using an infected needle. kacang, pea had also learned that there was a lot lebih to herself than a pretty face, great hair, and expensive clothes. Speaking of clothes and great hair, Queen Annalynne was soon exiled from her own kingdom and now spends her days selling her designer clothes for Makanan on a jalan corner in Agrabah. Pea, however, was living blissfully with her man. kacang, pea apologized to her father-in-law Leopold, who used to be her royal assistant, for all the years of hell she'd put him through. She sold all of her tiaras and used the money to build a fun boarding school for underprivileged little girls. She'd also learned that sometimes getting exiled from your own shallow life is just what anda need to see the world lebih clearly. Princess kacang, pea now lived in a medium-sized cottage in the forest with her non-royal husband. She opened a clothing kedai in the comfort of her own home. They eventually went through the trials and tribulations of raising two daughters. Not exactly the happily ever after kacang, pea had always imagined. In fact, in spite of losing a fortune, she had gained everything that truly matters. And kacang, pea had never been happier.
"And not to be rude, but I'm like so sure that my happily ever after is way better than yours!" kacang, pea grinned.
"Pea," whispered Prince Bartholomew, interrupting her train of thought. "Hurry up, you're embarrassing me."
"Oh," Pea's mind was elsewhere. "I..."
The crowd stared at the princess anxiously.
"I need a drink of water," kacang, pea said. A butler immediately scurried towards her.
"Your highness, it'll be a few moments before we can get anda some water. Right now all we have is the traditional celebratory champagne," he berkata in a British accent.
"Great, that'll do the trick," kacang, pea popped open the bottle and poured it into a glass. She finished the glass in three saat flat. The crowd was bewildered sejak her lack of etiquette and watched in shock as the princess chucked the glass on the ground casually.
"What are anda doing?" asked Prince Bartholomew. kacang, pea gazed into the audience and saw her mother, Queen Annalynne, looking furiously at her.
"Let's try this again, shall we?" asked the priest. "Princess Peanalita, do anda take Prince Bartholomew to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
Pea didn't waste another moment. "I can't," she replied. Everyone gasped.
"What do anda mean, anda can't?" asked the prince through clenched teeth.
"Would anda like me to find anda a dictionary?" kacang, pea rolled her eyes. "Or are your Membaca skills just as bad as your comprehension skills?"
"How dare you!" Bartholomew slapped kacang, pea across the face. "Princesses must be respectful and worshipping towards their princes!"
"Apologize at once, Peanalita!" Annalynne stood up from her seat.
"Apologize?" kacang, pea was astounded. "Are anda crazy? He just slapped me!"
"Yes, I did!" Bartholomew yelled. "Women who are disrespectful to their superiors get punished!"
"Then I suppose the same goes for men," kacang, pea answered. With that, she punched the arrogant jerk in the face. "You know, I was gonna try and let anda down easy but now that I see what a big, hairy dick anda are, I'm happy to dump your sorry ass. In fact, why don't I just tell everyone here the truth? I'm in Cinta with someone else! And even though he doesn't Cinta me anymore, I'm not gonna marry some rich snob just so I can have a few nice dresses...okay a thousand really gorgeous dresses with hand-stiched satin bows and the finest fabric from Europe...but anda get my point." Princess kacang, pea left Prince Bartholomew, who was on the ground tending his bloody nose. As she began to hurry down the aisle towards the exit, Annalynne stopped her.
"Peanalita, what do anda think you're doing?" Queen Annalynne scolded. "You're giving up everything anda ever wanted! And for what? Conrad doesn't even Cinta you!"
"So?" kacang, pea asked. "The last time I checked the solution to getting your hati, tengah-tengah broken wasn't marry some Rawak dude with a fat wallet. If I go through with this marriage, I'll end up like you..."
"And what's wrong with that?" Annalynne was offended. "I'm beautiful, powerful, and rich. What could possibly be lebih satisfying?"
"Yes, but you're also stuck-up, selfish, bitter, cruel, and disliked sejak practically everyone." kacang, pea responded. "You know, before I got banished, I was on my way to becoming just like you, atau even worse. But the hari I left the istana, castle was the hari I realized I wanted all the wrong things in life. The reason I was such a jalang, perempuan jalang was because I wasn't really happy. And once again, I don't know where I'm headed, but I know that I have a better chance of finding happiness in the middle of nowhere than in some stuffy castle."
"Why, anda ungrateful little brat!" yelled Annalynne. "I've telah diberi anda everything anda could ever want in life and this is how anda thank me? I was a loving mother to you!"
"No! When the rest of our kingdom wanted me gone, anda exiled me immediately to save your own reputation!" kacang, pea kept walking. "Face it, Mother, anda only love me when I have something that will benefit you. Like this marriage, don't think I believed for one saat that anda actually give a rat's keldai whether atau not I'm happy."
"Where are anda going, anda silly girl?" Annalynne called after her. "You have nothing without me! Even that filthy peasant boyfriend of yours berkata anda don't have a brain beneath that pretty face!"
"Well, I...hey,wait a second..." Something occured to Princess Pea. When Annalynne had telah diberi her the letter in which Conrad broke up with her, it was in an envelope, unopened. And after kacang, pea read it to herself, she'd crumpled it up and thrown it away. So how on Earth could her mother possibly know in detail what Conrad berkata to her in the note? "YOU!" kacang, pea stormed back over towards her mother. "You wrote that letter, didn't you?"
"What? I did no such thing!"
"Mother, that line didn't work when anda tried to deny the botox and it ain't working now," replied Pea.
"I only did it to protect you," Annalynne tried to seem compassionate. "I knew anda would be making a mistake to stay with that boy. So I did what was necessary for your own well-being."
"Wrong again, anda did it to trick me into thinking that I should marry Bartholomew!" kacang, pea cried. "How could anda be so selfish? That's low even for you...breaking your daughter's hati, tengah-tengah and preventing her from being with her true Cinta so that anda can get lebih money!"
"What are anda going to do about it? Slap me like anda did the prince?" Annalynne asked. "You're still the weak little girl you've always been."
"No, I have a punch-no-more-than-one-person-a-day rule. However, I haven't done this yet." kacang, pea ripped off a large chunk of her wedding cake and threw it onto Annalynne.
"Later, Mommy Dearest. And don't bother trying to find me with that tracking device, I'm finally over the whole tiara trend." kacang, pea skipped out of the back gates of the castle, off to find Conrad and set things right.
Princess kacang, pea hurried outside the palace gates into the village. She ran along the cobblestone streets hoping to find some mode of tranportation. I've got to get back to Beast's castle, maybe Conrad is still there, kacang, pea thought hopefully to herself. Suddenly, she noticed a large carriage with a driver that practically had "stupid" written on his forehead.
"Yo, dude!" kacang, pea yelled at him. "There's a hundred bucks taped to the back of your carriage." As the pemandu kereta kuda, coachman stepped out to check the back, kacang, pea hopped into the driver's kerusi, tempat duduk and yelled. "Sorry, but this is an emergency!" She rode off on the carriage. A few hours passed and kacang, pea finally found the castle. The Beast's istana, castle looked as though it had been on Extreme Makeover: utama Edition. It was no longer dark and gloomy but instead bright and beautiful. kacang, pea hurried inside...
"Belle!" kacang, pea cried out.
"Pea!" Belle hugged the princess. "We were worried, anda just vanished so suddenly without saying goodbye! So much has happened since anda left. Beast has transformed into a human! In fact, his real name is Prince Adam. anda see, as it turns out, he and all of the people who lived in this istana, castle were under a spell that could only be broken if-"
"Belle, honey, I don't wanna be rude but I really don't give a flying fuck right now! I'm in the middle of a crisis!" kacang, pea interrupted. "Where's Conrad?"
"He left right after anda disappeared," Belle replied. "He seemed depressed about anda leaving without notice."
"Damn it, how will I ever find him now?"
"Well," Belle thought for a moment. "When Gaston invaded the istana, castle to attack Adam, he had the magic mirror...but he didn't have it when he went upstairs to find Adam...so...he must have left it around...here it is!"
"I know I'm gorgeous but how exactly is a mirror gonna help me?" kacang, pea asked, as Belle handed her the mirror.
"It's enchanted, it will tunjuk anda anything anda wish to see," Belle answered. "Best of luck, Pea! I have to get changed, Adam and I are marrying this afternoon!" She hurried upstairs.
Princess kacang, pea spoke to the mirror. "I wish to see Conrad." The mirror shone brightly and then showed Conrad. He seemed to be in a istana, castle of some sort. kacang, pea recognized it after a moment of brief confusion. "Hey, I've been to the istana, castle before...years ago...when I was a little girl...We visited it one Christmas...Of course! That's King Stefan's castle! What the heck is Conrad doing there? I've got to get to him!"
Pea ran outside of the istana, castle as night began to fall. She hopped back into the driving kerusi, tempat duduk of the carriage and ordered the Kuda to take her to King Stefan's kingdom. Hours rolled by. kacang, pea was cold, mierable and utterly convinced that the Kuda had no idea where they were going. Just as she was about to lose all hope, she realized they'd reached a forest. She jumped off of the carriage and ran through the woods. She saw the istana, castle in the distance. The moon shone brightly. kacang, pea ran as fast as her feet could carry her towards the castle. Everbody in the entire kingdom seemed to be asleep which kacang, pea found rather peculiar. She hurried through the istana, castle doors and found her way up a tower. She walked into a room where a beautiful girl was sleeping in a bed. The girl had long golden curls and wore a blue dress. She had a rose carefully tucked beneath her hands.
"Where is Conrad?" kacang, pea wondered aloud. Suddenly, she heard voices approaching.
"Congratulations, Phillip! You've defeated Maleficent!" berkata one voice.
"Now anda must awaken Rose with true love's kiss," added another.
Just then, a handsome prince and three plump little Pari-pari came into the room.
"Who are you?" asked the prince.
"I'm depressed," kacang, pea cried. "My one true Cinta was supposed to be in this istana, castle and I can't find him anywhere."
"Well, there's my one true love," he pointed at the sleeping girl. He stepped towards her and leaned in for a kiss.
"Isn't that like tarikh rape atau something?" kacang, pea asked as she wiped a tear off her cheek.
The girl's eyes opened and she smiled up at her prince.
"Oh, there's so much to explain!" berkata the fairy in blue while clapping excitedly. She flew over to the girl, who was getting out of the bed. "Rose, the boy anda met in the woods just so happens to be Prince Phillip! The one you're betrothed to! So even though anda have to marry a prince, it turns out the prince is the boy anda wanted to marry all along! Isn't that wonderful?"
"Yes," replied the girl. "But what am I doing lying in a bed? The last thing I remember, anda three brought me to the istana, castle and I heard an eerie voice calling my name."
"Should we tell her?" the fairy in green asked the Pari-pari in blue and red.
"Nah," they all agreed. "Aurora, all that matters is that anda two are together at last." Aurora and Phillip hugged.
"You two are lucky, man," kacang, pea spoke up. "Never take each other for granted. Because sometimes anda lose the person anda Cinta before anda get to tell them how anda feel." She continued to cry.
"You poor darling!" berkata Aurora sympathetically. She hugged Pea. "I'm sure things will work out for anda somehow."
"Now that I think of it...Fauna, Merryweather, we did meet a handsome young man earlier today, didn't we?" asked the fairy in red.
"Yes, Flora, you're right!" answered Fauna. "He berkata his name was Conrad."
"That's him!" Pea's hati, tengah-tengah filled with hope. "Oh, where did he say he was going?"
"Well," berkata Merryweather. "He told us that he had Lost his one true Cinta and felt like dying. We tried to make him feel better but nothing helped. We asked him if he'd mind watching over Aurora while we put the rest of the kingdom to sleep. He agreed politely...but if he's not here...there's a chance he...oh dear, there's a chance he might have run in to...Maleficent."
"Who's Maleficent?" asked Pea.
"The mistress of all evil," answered Merryweather. "We must pray Conrad didn't menyeberang, cross paths with her...she's incredibly devious. She kills innocent people for the joy of it."
"You mean to say if Conrad went to the tower and Maleficent was there, he's probably...dead?" kacang, pea was horrified.
"Well, there's only one way to find out," berkata Flora. "Aurora, Phillip, anda two must prepare for the ceremony."
"Good luck," Aurora waved goodbye to kacang, pea as she and Phillip headed down the tower stairs, hand in hand.
"You, my dear, come with us," Flora told Pea. With a wave of their wands, the three Pari-pari carried kacang, pea throughout the castle. They searched everywhere, soaring through the sky. Princess kacang, pea looked below them to see a balcony with Conrad lying on it.
"NOOOOOO!" cried Pea. The Pari-pari sadly descended her onto the balcony. "Why is he lying there? Why would Maleficent just take his life away?"
"I'm so sorry, dear," Fauna was crying. "That's just how Maleficent's always been. She was heartless."
Rain began to pour down on the balcony. kacang, pea lay on bahagian, atas of Conrad's lifeless body. She wished lebih than anything she could turn back time. "Conrad, wake up," kacang, pea cried. "I don't know what my mother told anda but it was a lie...please don't leave me like this...I'm alone in this world without you...wake up...I know I berkata I wanted a prince but I finally see that you are my prince, anda always have been...PLEASE..."
Pea sobbed, her tears landing uncontrollably as the rain poured down on her. "It's too late, anda can't leave me, I'm already in Cinta with you!" She lay her head on his breathless chest.
"There is, however, one remedy to Maleficent's spinning wheel curse," Flora realized. "The Ciuman of true love."
Pea turned back to Conrad's body and lifted his head up carefully. She gently kissed his soft lips. After a moment of thinking that Conrad would never come back to her, his eyes opened. He smiled up at Pea.
"Pea? W-What are anda doing here? I thought anda were in Cinta with Prince Bartholomew..." he said, his voice soft and weak.
"Two words," kacang, pea smiled down at him, half laughing, half crying. "Bullshit."
Conrad grinned and picked himself up off the ground. He lifted kacang, pea into the air and spun her around. They kissed again.
The three Pari-pari cheered gleefully. Princess kacang, pea had found her prince at last. Even though he wasn't technically a prince, he was the prince for her.
The seterusnya afternoon, Princess kacang, pea and Conrad married in the forest. Snow White, Mulan, Jasmine, Cinderella, Ariel, Tiana, Pocahontas, Belle, and Aurora were all present. From that hari forward, Peanalita and Conrad spent their days together, madly in love.
Although they bickered occasionally, it was always led to sizzling hot make-up sex. Princess kacang, pea had learned so many things over the course of her journey. She'd learned that true happiness can't be bought. She'd learned that princes can be lebih trouble than they're worth. Speaking of princes, after being abandoned at the altar, Bartholomew gave up on marriage and opened his own tattoo parlor...things are going great for him, if anda exclude the fact he's being sued sejak Captain Hook for using an infected needle. kacang, pea had also learned that there was a lot lebih to herself than a pretty face, great hair, and expensive clothes. Speaking of clothes and great hair, Queen Annalynne was soon exiled from her own kingdom and now spends her days selling her designer clothes for Makanan on a jalan corner in Agrabah. Pea, however, was living blissfully with her man. kacang, pea apologized to her father-in-law Leopold, who used to be her royal assistant, for all the years of hell she'd put him through. She sold all of her tiaras and used the money to build a fun boarding school for underprivileged little girls. She'd also learned that sometimes getting exiled from your own shallow life is just what anda need to see the world lebih clearly. Princess kacang, pea now lived in a medium-sized cottage in the forest with her non-royal husband. She opened a clothing kedai in the comfort of her own home. They eventually went through the trials and tribulations of raising two daughters. Not exactly the happily ever after kacang, pea had always imagined. In fact, in spite of losing a fortune, she had gained everything that truly matters. And kacang, pea had never been happier.
"And not to be rude, but I'm like so sure that my happily ever after is way better than yours!" kacang, pea grinned.