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Alice saw Tarrant dressed as a lifeguard and berkata "Hi Tarrant. What's going on?"

Tarrant berkata "I'm working on a experiment involving hats."

Alice berkata "I don't understand what you're talking about."

Tarrant berkata "I'm used to hearing that. I'm trying to make hats that can float in water which is why I'm going to be a lifeguard today."

Alice berkata "I didn't know that there was a pool nearby."

Tarrant berkata "It's been around since 1865. I have an idea."

Alice berkata "What?"

Tarrant berkata "You should swim in the pool wearing 1 of my new hats to find out if the hats can float."

Alice berkata "Okay, but I'll need a swimsuit."

Tarrant berkata "Luckily swimsuits are on sale. Buy 9, get 1 free."

Alice berkata "That's not a very good sale."

Tarrant berkata "Well it seemed like a good sale to me which is why I bought 10 swimsuits." Tarrant handed a light blue baju renang to Alice. Tarrant berkata "When you're ready we will test out my floating hats."

Alice and Tarrant went to the swimming pool. Tarrant berkata "Hello. I'm Tarrant. I'm your lifeguard today. Please don't drown."

Alice berkata "I got on this merah jambu floating hat."

Tarrant berkata "Lovely. Please go into the swimming pool and find out if the hat will float."

Alice berkata "Yes sir."

The Dormouse berkata "The white rabbit is drowning."

Tarrant berkata "Rabbit please stop drowning."

The white rabbit berkata "Okay." The white rabbit stopped drowning.

Alice was in the pool. She berkata "The hat is floating."

Tarrant did a victory dance. He berkata "That's wonderful."

Alice berkata "Is there anything else that I should do?"

Tarrant berkata "Yes. Wear 2 floating hats at the same time."

Alice berkata "Um okay."

Tarrant berkata "Great. It's working. 2 hats can float even while on bahagian, atas of each other."

Alice berkata "How cool."

Tarrant berkata "But I know to things even cooler." Tarrant put 48 lebih hats on Alice's head. Tarrant berkata "Are they floating?" 50 hats weighed so much that Alice started to drown.

Alice berkata "Oh no."

Tarrant berkata "Where's the lifeguard?"

The Dormouse berkata "You're the lifeguard."

Tarrant berkata "Really? This isn't good."

The March arnab berkata "You better get her out of the pool."

Tarrant berkata "I don't see her, because the pool is full of hats."

Tarrant jumped into the pool. He berkata "I'll feel around to find Alice. That feels like her. I need to pull harder." Tarrant pulled hard and threw something out of the pool. He berkata "I think I got her. She weighs less than I expected."

Alice berkata "Tarrant anda saved a couple of hats, not me."

Tarrant berkata "Oh. I'll try again."

Alice berkata "I'm here. Please save me."

Tarrant pulled and berkata "There's no need to fear, the hatter is here."

Alice "Please pull harder." Alice heard some tearing sounds.

Tarrant threw Alice out of the pool. Tarrant grabbed the floating hats. Tarrant berkata "Some of my hats got torn. How sad. Also someone's light blue baju renang got ripped apart." Alice's baju renang was destroyed. Alice was bare so she ran to the changing room. Tarrant berkata "Where is Alice?"

Bare Alice used her arms to cover herself up. However she accidentally ran to the male changing room. The Cheshire Cat berkata "Wrong room."

Alice berkata "I'm sorry." Alice ran to the female changing room.

A few minit later Alice returned wearing her Chinese dress. Tarrant berkata "I'm sorry that anda almost drowned Alice. I'm a terrible lifeguard."

Alice berkata "That's true, but you're the most wonderful friend ever."

Tarrant berkata "And anda are the most wonderful time traveler ever. You're even better than Christopher Lloyd. sejak the way do anda feel alright? Do anda need CPR?"

Alice berkata "No."

Tarrant berkata "Great, because I don't know how to do CPR."

Alice berkata "How were anda allowed to be a lifeguard?"

Tarrant berkata "I pretended to know what I was talking about."