Me: *Tied up* We never got to the hospital. Dr Party-Pooper kren had been fooling us all along!
Dr: Na na na na na…
Me: I knew it was all too easy!
Harley: Aw!
Dr: Hmmm, I'm not as dumb as anda thought, huh?
Me: I never thought anda were dumb. But I do know something: When I get outta here you're gonna cop the electric chair bad, fella!
Dr: Sorry Miss, but girl power failed this time. (If I an call anda a girl…)
Me: Hey! I am a girl!
Dr: Tomboy then. *Thinks* Now the tables are turned, I'm going to interview YOU.
Me: I knew this was coming.
Harley: Ditto.
Dr: Button it Joker's girl! Okay... But OH!...

Me: Hello again!
Dr: (Gagged) Mmmf... Mghfff!!!    
Me: He say he's happy to be here!
Dr: Grhaksrrrrr!
Me: We know anda are. Okey dokey... First question...
Karajorel said:

"If telah diberi the chance, would anda ever choose to save someone's life? Cause maybe I'm crazy but I think anda just might"

Me: Well Crane? Oh yeah (pulls the gag off his mouth).
Dr: (Recovering) Maybe... If I needed them, badly. atau if I hadn't arranged it.
Me: Like if it was a girl? Hmmm? (Making Ciuman noises)
Dr: Stop that, it's disturbing.    
Me: Alright, I have a question...
Dr: Oh dear.
Me: Do...

Dr: Okay, Dr kren here. Got rid of Miss Freakoutnow, finally and I've decided to interview a few of her friends… So interviewing... Karajorel? Miss often talks about you, a lot. You're a little hero girl atau of that kind.
But first of all a little something I found on the internet that made me smile...

Scarecrow: Would anda like to see my mask?
Joker: anda wanna know how I got these scars?
Bane: When anda 2 are done arguing anda have my permisson to die. -MrTravismcculough via YouTube comment

*Smiling* That gets me every time. Okay, first question: Why the name Karajorel? Anything special represented...

Crane: Well I got rid of SuperGirl then Hatter but I still have anda to go. What do I have to do for anda to get anda out of my life?
Freakoutnow: An answer. I really don't get it... Are anda scared of Bats atau Birds?
Crane: I'd rather not tell anda that.
Freakoutnow: Please?
Crane: Why would anda care?
Freakoutnow: Well anda see, I've always had this... Fascination in fear. Not the normal fears like being afraid of not leaving anything behind for your kids, but the phobias. The fears that impel people to do... Crane? You've gone quiet all of a sudden.
Crane: Hm? No I'm just listening.
Freakoutnow: Well,...

Me: Hi! I'm in a bus right now, I borrowed it, from guess who? The clown of course. *Giggles* After a little while (and a few meaningful slaps) I persuaded the Doc to drive. *Whispers* (He's hit the curb like, 16 times).
Dr: I heard that! Do anda want me to drive atau not?
Me: *Ignores* Okay, first soalan atau lebih of a komen (I Cinta these)... Karajorel said:

"Awww! He smiled at me! That road trip Sounds like fun; anyone else going atau just the two of you? XD
You berkata anda might save someone if anda hadn't arranged it; lebih specifically, would anda save me? <3 <3
What was it like the first time...

CONTINUED...

Crane: Jervis! Don't sneak up on me like that!
Hatter: I'm sorry. I got lonely. AND, Alice did bring me here.
Crane: Alice???
Freakoutnow: Ello! Thought anda could get away from me huh!?
Crane: *Facepalm* I was interviewing Karajorel...
Karajorel: Dr. kren there's nothing wrong with having group therapy sessions in broad daylight! But *air quotes* "Alice", why'd anda bring Jervis?!
Freakoutnow: Because I needed him to get me out! The way "Dr" kren tied me up nearly cut off my circulation!
Crane: Whole idea.
Freakoutnow: That's why I brought Hatter!
Karajorel: How could he possibly help you?...

This is in NO way serious so don't bag me. This is a bit like a roleplay... soalan and suggestions are welcome! Do anda have a soalan anda want to ask the Doctor? (Got a lot of inspiration from an artikel on fanfiction.net sejak PsychoSweetHeart).

Me: Hello! XD
Dr: What the!? Who are you? How'd anda get through the wall!?
Me: Here... (Hands him an iPhone) Start recording!
Dr: (Fumbles around with it for awhile)
Me: (Sighs) Touch the screen!
Dr: Interesting... What is 'Angry Birds'?
Me: (Snatches it off him) I'm going to ask anda a few soalan and anda are going to answer them.
Dr: An interview? (Thinks)...