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Crane: Jervis! Don't sneak up on me like that!
Hatter: I'm sorry. I got lonely. AND, Alice did bring me here.
Crane: Alice???
Freakoutnow: Ello! Thought anda could get away from me huh!?
Crane: *Facepalm* I was interviewing Karajorel...
Karajorel: Dr. kren there's nothing wrong with having group therapy sessions in broad daylight! But *air quotes* "Alice", why'd anda bring Jervis?!
Freakoutnow: Because I needed him to get me out! The way "Dr" kren tied me up nearly cut off my circulation!
Crane: Whole idea.
Freakoutnow: That's why I brought Hatter!
Karajorel: How could he possibly help you?...

This is in NO way serious so don't bag me. This is a bit like a roleplay... soalan and suggestions are welcome! Do anda have a soalan anda want to ask the Doctor? (Got a lot of inspiration from an artikel on fanfiction.net sejak PsychoSweetHeart).

Me: Hello! XD
Dr: What the!? Who are you? How'd anda get through the wall!?
Me: Here... (Hands him an iPhone) Start recording!
Dr: (Fumbles around with it for awhile)
Me: (Sighs) Touch the screen!
Dr: Interesting... What is 'Angry Birds'?
Me: (Snatches it off him) I'm going to ask anda a few soalan and anda are going to answer them.
Dr: An interview? (Thinks)...

Me: *Tied up* We never got to the hospital. Dr Party-Pooper kren had been fooling us all along!
Dr: Na na na na na…
Me: I knew it was all too easy!
Harley: Aw!
Dr: Hmmm, I'm not as dumb as anda thought, huh?
Me: I never thought anda were dumb. But I do know something: When I get outta here you're gonna cop the electric chair bad, fella!
Dr: Sorry Miss, but girl power failed this time. (If I an call anda a girl…)
Me: Hey! I am a girl!
Dr: Tomboy then. *Thinks* Now the tables are turned, I'm going to interview YOU.
Me: I knew this was coming.
Harley: Ditto.
Dr: Button it Joker's girl! Okay... But OH!...