1. Why did the turkey menyeberang, cross the road? He wasn't a chicken.
2. Knock, knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee, I ring the doorbell.
3. If anda are American in the living room, what are anda in the bathroom? European (you're a peein')!
4. What did the science book say to the math book? Boy, do anda have problems!
5. When I fell down, a friend asked, "Are anda all right?" I replied, "No, I'm half left."
6. What do anda get when anda menyeberang, cross a hedgehog with a turtle? A slow poke
7. Why do skunks like Valentine's Day? They're scent-imental.
8. Knock, knock! Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine for a big surprise. I peed myself laughing at these jokes.
9. Knock, knock! Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Knock, Knock! Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Oops! I did it again.
10. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Interrupting Chili Peppers. Interrupting...Give it away, give it away, give it away now!
11. What did one meteor say to the other? Help me! I'm falling!
12. What did the mallard say to the angsa, swan when they were playing Frisbee? Duck!
13. What did the covers say to the bed? Don't worry, I've got anda covered.
14. Knock, knock! Who's there? Owl. Owl who? Whooooooooo else?!
2. Knock, knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee, I ring the doorbell.
3. If anda are American in the living room, what are anda in the bathroom? European (you're a peein')!
4. What did the science book say to the math book? Boy, do anda have problems!
5. When I fell down, a friend asked, "Are anda all right?" I replied, "No, I'm half left."
6. What do anda get when anda menyeberang, cross a hedgehog with a turtle? A slow poke
7. Why do skunks like Valentine's Day? They're scent-imental.
8. Knock, knock! Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine for a big surprise. I peed myself laughing at these jokes.
9. Knock, knock! Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Knock, Knock! Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Oops! I did it again.
10. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Interrupting Chili Peppers. Interrupting...Give it away, give it away, give it away now!
11. What did one meteor say to the other? Help me! I'm falling!
12. What did the mallard say to the angsa, swan when they were playing Frisbee? Duck!
13. What did the covers say to the bed? Don't worry, I've got anda covered.
14. Knock, knock! Who's there? Owl. Owl who? Whooooooooo else?!
Ok so here are three of my jokes that I came up with.They just popped into my head a couple of times and when I wanted to post it somewhere I decided to post them right here.
So I hope anda like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do anda see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!
2.What does a nuri, burung nuri use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!
And last but not least.
sejak the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.
3.What did the man say when he berkata something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!
So I hope anda like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do anda see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!
2.What does a nuri, burung nuri use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!
And last but not least.
sejak the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.
3.What did the man say when he berkata something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!