1. Why did the turkey menyeberang, cross the road? He wasn't a chicken.
2. Knock, knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee, I ring the doorbell.
3. If anda are American in the living room, what are anda in the bathroom? European (you're a peein')!
4. What did the science book say to the math book? Boy, do anda have problems!
5. When I fell down, a friend asked, "Are anda all right?" I replied, "No, I'm half left."
6. What do anda get when anda menyeberang, cross a hedgehog with a turtle? A slow poke
7. Why do skunks like Valentine's Day? They're scent-imental.
8. Knock, knock! Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine for a big surprise. I peed myself laughing at these jokes.
9. Knock, knock! Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Knock, Knock! Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Oops! I did it again.
10. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Interrupting Chili Peppers. Interrupting...Give it away, give it away, give it away now!
11. What did one meteor say to the other? Help me! I'm falling!
12. What did the mallard say to the angsa, swan when they were playing Frisbee? Duck!
13. What did the covers say to the bed? Don't worry, I've got anda covered.
14. Knock, knock! Who's there? Owl. Owl who? Whooooooooo else?!
2. Knock, knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee, I ring the doorbell.
3. If anda are American in the living room, what are anda in the bathroom? European (you're a peein')!
4. What did the science book say to the math book? Boy, do anda have problems!
5. When I fell down, a friend asked, "Are anda all right?" I replied, "No, I'm half left."
6. What do anda get when anda menyeberang, cross a hedgehog with a turtle? A slow poke
7. Why do skunks like Valentine's Day? They're scent-imental.
8. Knock, knock! Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine for a big surprise. I peed myself laughing at these jokes.
9. Knock, knock! Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Knock, Knock! Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Oops! I did it again.
10. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Interrupting Chili Peppers. Interrupting...Give it away, give it away, give it away now!
11. What did one meteor say to the other? Help me! I'm falling!
12. What did the mallard say to the angsa, swan when they were playing Frisbee? Duck!
13. What did the covers say to the bed? Don't worry, I've got anda covered.
14. Knock, knock! Who's there? Owl. Owl who? Whooooooooo else?!
Ok this is my senarai of jokes I made. 1.Why does Russia have fast runners? Cuz their Russian! 2.A famous track runner is questioned sejak 2 reporters. on of the reporters asked,"were did anda run your last race?" and the saat one said,"How did anda win the race?" the runner berkata 1 word to answer BOTH of the reporters questions! what was the word? (the answer is Iran) 3.tell a friend,"may i ask a question?" when they say yes anda say,"out?" then they will be confused right? then tell them,"I jest asked anda out." 4. If your friend says anything positive about himself say,"friend...if anda were locked in a Makanan Market...youd STARVE to death!" 5. If someone says to pickup your room, then say,"its WAY too heavy!!" 6. were do elderly people like to Rock-out? In their ROCKING CHAIR!! >.<
