Credit: Me Myself and I
1. anda throw away all of your hairbrushes.
2. anda wear at least some black every day.
3. anda rip your clothes on purpose.
4. anda call people anda don't like "filthy mudbloods".
5. anda yell "CRUCIO!" at people when anda get mad.
6. anda carry knives on your person
7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.
8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" atau an "L", anda accidentally type out a Bellatrix atau a Lestrange instead.
9. anda think her birthday should be declared a national holiday.
10. Whenever anda mention her, your Friends roll their eyes and shake their heads.
11. anda call your kegemaran teacher Voldemort.
12. anda constantly discuss your theories as to why Bellatrix Lestrange isn't really dead.
13. Whenever someone brings up other Harry Potter characters, anda get confused and ask "Wait, who are they again and are anda sure they were in that movie Bellatrix Lestrange and the Order of the Phoenix/Bellatrix Lestrange and the Half-Blood Prince/Bellatrix Lestrange and the Deathly Hallows?"
14. anda faint in shock whenever people ask "Who's Bellatrix Lestrange?".
15. anda write excessive amounts of fanmail to Bellatrix, then try to Crucio the postman when he tells anda he can't deliver it.
16. anda jump every time anda hear the word "strange" in case someone was talking about Bellatrix.
17. Your moto is "Sanity is Overrated".
18. anda name atau plan to name one of your kids Bellatrix.
19. anda suddenly think that it would be cool to go to jail.
20. anda get in trouble for carving words onto other peoples arms when anda get mad.
21. anda lock a golden cup into your safety deposit box and tell everyone you've got something bahagian, atas secret in your vault.
22. anda accidentally call your best friend Narcissa all the time.
23. anda have so many Bellatrix pictures and posters in your room that anda can't even see the walls anymore.
24. Whenever someone says the word "serious", anda jump and exclaim that anda already killed Sirius.
25. anda call people with red hair blood traitors, no matter who they are.
26. anda get mad when people tell anda that you're in perfect mental health.
