Harry Potter vs. Twilight Article: anda know you're obsessed with Bellatrix Lestrange when...........

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anda know you're obsessed with Bellatrix Lestrange when...........

posted by KateKicksAss

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, anda know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
Credit: Me Myself and I

1. anda throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. anda wear at least some black every day.

3. anda rip your clothes on purpose.

4. anda call people anda don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. anda yell "CRUCIO!" at people when anda get mad.

6. anda carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" atau an "L", anda accidentally type out a Bellatrix atau a Lestrange instead.

9. anda think her birthday should be declared a national holiday.

10. Whenever anda mention her, your Friends roll their eyes and shake their heads.

11. anda call your kegemaran teacher Voldemort.

12. anda constantly discuss your theories as to why Bellatrix Lestrange isn't really dead.

13. Whenever someone brings up other Harry Potter characters, anda get confused and ask "Wait, who are they again and are anda sure they were in that movie Bellatrix Lestrange and the Order of the Phoenix/Bellatrix Lestrange and the Half-Blood Prince/Bellatrix Lestrange and the Deathly Hallows?"

14. anda faint in shock whenever people ask "Who's Bellatrix Lestrange?".

15. anda write excessive amounts of fanmail to Bellatrix, then try to Crucio the postman when he tells anda he can't deliver it.

16. anda jump every time anda hear the word "strange" in case someone was talking about Bellatrix.

17. Your moto is "Sanity is Overrated".

18. anda name atau plan to name one of your kids Bellatrix.

19. anda suddenly think that it would be cool to go to jail.

20. anda get in trouble for carving words onto other peoples arms when anda get mad.

21. anda lock a golden cup into your safety deposit box and tell everyone you've got something bahagian, atas secret in your vault.

22. anda accidentally call your best friend Narcissa all the time.

23. anda have so many Bellatrix pictures and posters in your room that anda can't even see the walls anymore.

24. Whenever someone says the word "serious", anda jump and exclaim that anda already killed Sirius.

25. anda call people with red hair blood traitors, no matter who they are.

26. anda get mad when people tell anda that you're in perfect mental health.

DramaQueen1020, ThePrincesTale and 5 others like this

Potterhead i love 4 and 5

zanhar1 I do 3 4 5 7 9 10 12 14 16 17 and 23. I think I may possibly be obsessed.

Ann_Longbottom ...This seems oddly specific... Do I KNOW YOU?

alexthedog Credit to BooLander 25, but I put my own spin on her line: You know you're obsessed with Bellatrix Lestrange when... Your name is zanhar1, KateKicksAss, or alexthedog.

zanhar1 ;)

KateKicksAss Lol definitely, heh heh!

alexthedog Oh my gosh! They have the same initials!

alexthedog BL!

zanhar1 Lol they do!

woofbark ;)

Misharrypotter am not um I think am going to make one for fred

zanhar1 Have fun

Misharrypotter oh I will may be i'll do one for the harry potter books too

zanhar1 Lol you know your obsessed with Harry potter when you brandish a stick claiming it's your magic wand.

AllyAM ^ been there, done that

zanhar1 I did that at like a book release party. So the building reach it's max capacity and there was a line to get inside right when I got to the frond of the line it was closed I picked up a twig and yelled avada kedevra you're dead!

KatyLautner Ummm you should post this in the Harry Potter spot, or Bellatrix spot if there is one

Misharrypotter your know your obsessed with harry potter when you role play any one from it and take it to far

TempKateKickAss i cant believe i ever wrote this i kno its stupid.

Misharrypotter it's not it brient

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The Final Battle: Part 1

posted by harrypotterbest

Harry stood at the forest’s edge without moving. He was thinking to leave, when a flurry of movement within caught his attention. Peering at the massive shape he could see, he realized too late that it was a wolf. He jumped out of the way, and the serigala, wolf landed where he had been a saat before. He looked down at it. The wolf, which had reddish-brown fur, growled up at him. Impulsively Harry withdrew his wand from his jeans pocket.
The serigala, wolf stopped growling when it caught sight of the raised wand. It transformed into a man, and Harry backed up, astonishment on his face. The wolf-man spoke....

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Mugglecast interview with SMeyer (2008)

posted by LoveforSeverus

Andrew: Okay, well, it's time now for our interview with the one and only, the fantastic, the charming, the bubbly - as Laura and Elysa described her after the tunjuk - interview, Stephenie Meyer. And now, for those of anda who have read Breaking Dawn atau are planning on Membaca it, we do get into the plot of the book, but I inserted a little spoiler warning before Breaking Dawn content so you'll know when to stop it so nothing gets spoiled for you. So, we'll take it away to our interview with Stephenie Meyer. Joining us now is Stephenie Meyer, the penulis of the highly successful Twilight saga,...

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95 Reasons twilight Sucks

posted by TeamSiriusBlack

I did not write this.
1. Bella is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Meyer hides sejak calling her clumsy.

2. Being clumsy is not a flaw if Edward always catches her.
3. She can’t do anything without Edward.
4. And when he leaves she attempts to commit suicide.
5. Meyer is living out her own fantasies sejak Penulisan about Bella, who is clearly herself.
6. The buku aren’t well written, just because every other word is a fancy adjective doesn’t make it good writing.
7. All the rules Meyer sets for being a vampire are broken sejak the end of the series.
8. Not only that, she breaks rules set by...

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Twilight Tatu

posted by DivyaHarry

These are Tatu of girls who are over-the-top obsessed about Twilight. Click on the pautan to see them.

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Are these people kidding themselves? The worst is the Edward Cullen/Robert Pattinson one. Ugh!

I was horrified sejak looking at them. It's one thing to be a part of a fad but it's a whole different thing to make that fad a part of your body.

What is the world coming to? Tomorrow when these girls go to get these horrors removed they'll probably be spending a lot lebih than they spent paying to get it done.

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Rant on "Love" in both Twilight and Harry Potter

posted by Kersian

Now here's the thing that seems to be the popular topic now. Harry Potter buku and the Twilight series. First I'd like to point out I do not call Twilight a "saga" is because well if anda look it up anda will know why. There's this whole big clash of the Twilight fanatics and the Harry Potter fanatics. I just need to vent out on how I feel about this situation.

Okay if anda Cinta Twilight than that's fine with me. I respect your opinions, but to me the book was terrible. anda can instantly tell that it was Meyer's first book she had ever written. I only hate the book, I don't hate anda for liking...

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I Would Like To Be... Bella angsa, angsa, swan

posted by DivyaHarry

Bella angsa, swan is a complex character. On the one hand she emphasizes the need to be independent, on the other she depends on guys to make her life meaningful. The emphasis on Edward and Jacob being handsome are probably the only reason she wants either of them. Her personality never grows over the course of the buku and thus her interesting-ness is never explored. In contrast; she does take responsibility for her actions. Edward being an abusive, manipulative and obsessive boyfriend has been discussed and beaten to death a million times. But these qualities come across as endearing to Bella....

HARRY POTTER vs TWILIGHT

posted by Mysticfallstown

Well i think that it's quite obvious that HARRY POTTER has lebih peminat-peminat than twilight. Cause some people might not of heard of twilight before. I also think that people would like HARRY POTTER better because....

there is lebih action and killing
some people might like wizards better
the weasley brothers are funny

I think people would like TWILIGHT because....

there is lebih love
some people might like Vampires better
it's a great story

I don't have a favourite because i Cinta HARRY POTTER and i Cinta TWILIGHT.HARRY POTTER and TWILIGHT are amazing.

By, Mysticfallstown xxx