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Here are the full confessions:

“Invader Zim has some of the best facial expressions ever.”

“Whenever I watch the episode Abducted I get so mad at Zim because he escapes and leaves that poor helpless blob person to rot.”

“My laugh sounds exactly like Zim’s.”

“I really hate how Zim looks in his human disguise.”

“I think the reason I identify with Zim so much is because I’m really short too.”

“I always wondered what Zim’s exact height was.”

“Personally, I think Zim looks better without his disguise.”

“I always wondered why Zim didn’t just devour Dib. Zim wants Dib to stop ruining his plans, right? So why didn’t he just eat him? I mean seriously though, I swear Zim has a detachable jaw.”

“I would gladly assist Zim in taking over earth, if he asked. He’d probably do a better job ruling than we ever have.”