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AppleBloom: This town is full of ponies who have their cutie marks. Why don't we ask them how they did it?
Sweetie Belle: That's a great ''safe'' idea.
Scootaloo: Yeah. And we can start wit-
Saten Twist: *suddenly pops out* Me! Me! Start with me!
Scootaloo: *sighs* Okay. Fine.. How did anda get your cutie mark?
Sweetie Belle: Ohh. This might be interesting actually *cutely sits down to lesson*
Saten Twist: Well.. It's part of why Derpy and I had to alih from fillydelphia.


Filly Derpy: *jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark*
Filly Saten Twist: hei Derp. Quite that already, your gonna hurt yourself.
Filly Derpy: *subbornly* Shut up! Your not the boss of me.. *bangs her head on the roof, making her have the menyeberang, cross eyed disign*
Filly Saten Twist: My god, your okay!?
Filly Derpy: *calmly and unaware of her new look* Sure, why do anda ask?
SOON AFTER:
Filly Saten Twist: Please don't tell your mom about this having happened at my house. She'll automatically blaim me, like she always dose.
Filly Derpy: Whatever.
*sudden knock on the door witch reveals to be a kuda, kuda kecil called Reggie. One who has always been a bully towards them. And only containues this tradition sejak making fun of Derpy's new look*
Filly Saten Twist: Why you-
Filly Derpy: *suddenly she's the rainboom exposion and watches it out the window*
Filly Derpy: Saten did anda see tha- OH MY GOD!
Filly Saten: *suddenly covered in red, and holding weapon* I'm sorry I-
Filly Derpy: DID anda STAB REGGIE!
Filly Saten: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
Filly Derpy: HOW DID THAT GET THAT pisau SO FAST?!
Filly Saten: I'M SOR-


All three crusaders have shocked faces.
Saten Twist: Well.. anda wanted my cutie mark story. And that's how I got it.
Scootaloo: But you..
Saten Twist: He disearved it!
AppleBloom: *nervously* Sure. Sure.. We should go *the other two nervously agree*
Saten Twist: Well.. Good seeing anda kids. *flies off*


Sweetie Belle: That was scary.
Scootaloo: Your telling m-
Voice: Get back here! anda thieving varmints!
AppleBloom: Thievin' what now?
AppleJack; *reveals herself* Oh hei girls.
AppleBloom: hei sis! How'd anda get your cutie mark?
Sweetie Belle: And please let it be less nightmarish then Saten Twist's.
AppleJack: anda asked Saten Twist?
Sweetie Belle: Yes.. Wish I didn't. But yes.
AppleJack: Yes. He's quite the character.
Scootaloo: Did he really kill that guy.
AppleJack: Killed. Injured. Nobody waited long enough to find out.
AppleJack: But anyway.. I never told anda that story?
Scootaloo: Hey! I thought we were gonna ask pelangi, rainbow Dash.
AppleBloom: We need all the help we can get.
AppleJack: Ugh. Fine.


In sugercubes..
Rainbow: I hear ''you're'' looking for awesome cutie mark story.
Saten Twist: *groans and holding bir bottle* yeah, because mine sure 'wasn't' awesome.
Rainbow: Shut up Saten.
Saten Twist: No need to be rude about it *takes sip and walks out of view*


Pinkie: We all owe our cutie marks to you!
Fluttershy: Do anda realize what this means? All of us had a special connection before we even met.
Rarity: We've been BFFs forever and we didn't even know it!
AppleJack: Come here y'all! *they all hug*
SB & AB: Awww
Scootaloo: Eww.
Saten Twist: Yeah. And how can one rainboom connect all destinies, and not mine.
Derpy: Well. anda didn't see it, but I did, before seeing.. Well. anda know.
Saten Twist: Oh.. Weird.
Derpy: Yeah.. sejak the way would anda watch Dinky for me?
Saten Twist: Well. I'm busy, but I'm sure I ca-
Derpy; Great! *gives him Dinky and flies out one of the windows*
Saten Twist: Find.. Someone else.. *groans*
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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01:55
Operation : Last Hope
Demon Castle
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Pilot : I can take anda this far, deploy.
Darkness - We are in your hands...
Commander - Aye, I'll give anda opening. Immortals deploy!
Lightning - Let's deploy aswell.

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30 min. Later
Demon Castle.
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Darkness - Hunter do anda hear me.
Hunter - Clearly...
Darkness - We are moving to the takhta room an-
*explosion separates squad*
Darkness - Crap...
Lightning - I'll find other way go!
Darkness - takhta room... *walks in*
Demon King - I was expecting anda all here... Hahaha...
Darkness - Demon King...
King - refer to me as long don't add this grotesque demon to it.
Whiteheart...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Tom Foolery as Robin (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Inside a room in Celestia's castle, lots of ponies gathered around.

Timothy: I heard Twilight's back in the saddle.
Harry: Noise. Nothing, but noise. anda think she'd find something better to do.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Twilight: *With Princess Luna* I'm ready to f**k her up again....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Part 2: link

Outside of Ditto's house, he was still training his team.

Ditto: Now for this part of our practice we're going to practice setting the ball. When it comes towards you, just stick your front legs up in the air, and push the ball away with your hooves. Make sure it goes high enough when anda push it. Any questions?
Sunny: I got one. Why are anda telling us to push the ball instead of hitting it?
Ditto: Because, hitting, and pushing are two different things. When anda hit the ball, anda make it go at a far distance. When anda push it, you're making it go far in altitude. That's good for passing...
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