posted by Seanthehedgehog
Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny
Celestia was sitting at her meja when Derpy appeared.
Derpy: I'd like to inform anda about something important. You're sitting at a desk.
Celestia: Yes I can see that anda cross-eyed freak. I f***ing hate you. The news anda give me, is stupid. Last week anda informed me that my mane was moving sejak itself. I know that!
Celestia: Due to your retardation, you're fired. *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!! *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!! *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!!
Derpy: *Sad* But who will take over my job?
Celestia: Anyone that isn't you.
Derpy: How come anda don't want me?
Celestia: Because you're an idiot. anda have no common sense, and we all hate you.
Derpy: But Chrysler, and Jonathan berkata they liked me.
Celestia: That's because they're retards, like you.
Celestia: Now get out of here.
Derpy left, just as soon at Twilight Sparkle arrived.
Twilight: Man, what the hell was all that noise?
Celestia: Derpy has been fired.
Twilight: At least anda actually did something right around here.
Celestia: And what is that supposed to mean?
Twilight: Don't anda remember anything man?!
Celestia: The only bad thing I can remember doing is having anda as my student.
Twilight: And don't forget about giving me the voice of Ice Cube. People think I'm a stallion now, because of it.
Celestia: Would anda prefer to have the voice of James Earl Jones?
Twilight: Well, since I was in a bintang Wars parody as the main villian yes. *Looks at audience* Hint, Hedgehog In Ponyville!
Celestia: Can anda leave so I can get my new informant?
Twilight: Yeah, whatever man. I'm gonna go smoke bongs with Luna anyway.
Four minit later, Timothy arrived.
Timothy: Hello Princess, I have some wonderful news for you.
Celestia: I'm listening.
Timothy: I'm your new informant.
Celestia: I thought anda berkata this would be good news.
Celestia: You're worse then Derpy! I thought I would get someone better then her, like Chrysler!
Saten Twist: anda want a car for an informant?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Derpy: May I have my informant job back please? It's really boring not being here.
Celestia: Yes. Your uesless information is much better then Timothy's idiocracy.
Derpy: Now that I'm back, I have an important soalan to ask you. Do anda want fries with that?
Celestia: Yes, so I can shove them up your ass. That was a stupid question!
Derpy: But you're glad I'm back, right?
Celestia: Of course.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*