(Warning: This rant contains swearing)
Hey, this is Blondlionezel aka Nick, ranting about something new! If anda couldn't already guess, this is about DC and their cinematic universe problems.
Following Marvel's success with a Cinematic Universe, DC finally decided to copy what Marvel is doing. However, instead of making the Filem fun and serious at the same time (making it a balanced movie), DC decided that "Dark, Gritty, and Realistic" was the way to go.
Are anda f*****g kidding me?! It made sense with the Dark Knight Trilogy (Which is no longer canon BTW), since Batman is a (mostly) realistic character. But characters like Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, The Flash, Shazam, and Cyborg aren't "realistic" atau "gritty" in the slightest!
Another HUGE problem is Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice. Since Man of Steel made a lot of money (I don't know how, that movie was a piece of s**t), but it wasn't liked at all sejak critics. So DC decided to put Batman in the seterusnya movie, making Superman vs Batman. Instead of trying something new, they just decided to throw in Batman, which doesn't work for the conflict for two reasons:
#1 - Superman doesn't know Batman, vice versa
#2 - Batman has no reason to fight Superman, vice versa
Also, do anda know who else is going to be in the Batman vs Superman movie? Wonder Woman, Cyborg, and Aquaman. Seriously?! Not only are anda juggling five heroes, but we're also dealing with Lex Luthor, (Rumored) Doomsday, and (Rumored) Riddler. That's eight characters all together! And yes, a big cast can work, but it has to be a big even, i.e. Marvel's Civil War.
Well, I'm Blondlionezel, and this was a rant.
Hey, this is Blondlionezel aka Nick, ranting about something new! If anda couldn't already guess, this is about DC and their cinematic universe problems.
Following Marvel's success with a Cinematic Universe, DC finally decided to copy what Marvel is doing. However, instead of making the Filem fun and serious at the same time (making it a balanced movie), DC decided that "Dark, Gritty, and Realistic" was the way to go.
Are anda f*****g kidding me?! It made sense with the Dark Knight Trilogy (Which is no longer canon BTW), since Batman is a (mostly) realistic character. But characters like Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, The Flash, Shazam, and Cyborg aren't "realistic" atau "gritty" in the slightest!
Another HUGE problem is Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice. Since Man of Steel made a lot of money (I don't know how, that movie was a piece of s**t), but it wasn't liked at all sejak critics. So DC decided to put Batman in the seterusnya movie, making Superman vs Batman. Instead of trying something new, they just decided to throw in Batman, which doesn't work for the conflict for two reasons:
#1 - Superman doesn't know Batman, vice versa
#2 - Batman has no reason to fight Superman, vice versa
Also, do anda know who else is going to be in the Batman vs Superman movie? Wonder Woman, Cyborg, and Aquaman. Seriously?! Not only are anda juggling five heroes, but we're also dealing with Lex Luthor, (Rumored) Doomsday, and (Rumored) Riddler. That's eight characters all together! And yes, a big cast can work, but it has to be a big even, i.e. Marvel's Civil War.
Well, I'm Blondlionezel, and this was a rant.
Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!
Master Sword: Why'd anda bring me to Cake N' bacon for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!
Master Sword: Why'd anda bring me to Cake N' bacon for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!